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𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

For a brain, you sure are dumb 👺

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

It won’t be funny if I explain it 🙄

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 8h

WHAT JOKE .

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

…

[ She looks at the fourth wall, waving her hand over her head 💀. ]

I don’t think he got the joke 😒

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𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

…

[ She looks at the fourth wall, waving her hand over her head 💀. ]

I don’t think he got the joke 😒

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 8h

I DON'T WEAR PANTS .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

[ 💀 . ]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

Your pants are on fire, Krang

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

Your pants are on fire, Krang

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

I didn’t ?? Me when I lie 🙄

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 8h

shut UP YES YOU DID 🤬

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

I didn’t ??

I’m not evil, Krang. 👺

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𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

I didn’t ??

I’m not evil, Krang. 👺

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 20h

... YOU POlSONED IT 🤬

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 21h

You are. You have to eat my cooking, which is actually a reward since I’m so awesome at it

I don’t know why my writer is making me do this 😒

[ That is because she is the worst cook in the entire world. 👹]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

I feel so much better 😋

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

[ 𝐜𝐮𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐩 . ]

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𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 8h

I don’t… feel so good 🤢

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𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 21h

You are. You have to eat my cooking, which is actually a reward since I’m so awesome at it

I don’t know why my writer is making me do this 😒

[ That is because she is the worst cook in the entire world. 👹]

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 1d

NO I'M NOT 🤬

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

WOAH, that is NOT cool, Krang. You’re getting dinner detention for that. 👺

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

WOAH, that is NOT cool, Krang. You’re getting dinner detention for that. 👺

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 1d

HEINOUS REPTILE 🤬🤬

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

𝐒𝐍𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐒𝐒

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Want me to throw another one ? 👺

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 1d

YES YOU DID 🤬 assauIttTTTTTT 👺👺👺

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

You are FINE. I didn’t even throw it that hard 🙄

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

You are FINE. I didn’t even throw it that hard 🙄

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 1d

OWWWWW 🤬

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

HAHAH !!!

[ THROWING ANOTHER ONE 😭]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

What the French fry

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 .ᐟ @booyakashaed.bsky.social · 1d

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𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

HAHAH !!!

[ THROWING ANOTHER ONE 😭]

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 1d

OW 👺

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

NO.

[ Throwing a rock at him. 😭]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Okay, what do you want if you win ? 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ @thepartydude.bsky.social · 1d

i GUESS . 😡

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

If I win, you gotta buy me The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past for the SNES. 😁

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

NO.

[ Throwing a rock at him. 😭]

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 1d

YEAH . 🤬

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

No. 👺

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

If I win, you gotta buy me The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past for the SNES. 😁

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

. . .

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𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED !! You're going DOWN !!! 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ @thepartydude.bsky.social · 1d

MAYBE I AM . 👺

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Are you challenging me to a snore off ? 👺

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𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

No. 👺

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 1d

BE GONE . 🤬

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

NOW.

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

Are you challenging me to a snore off ? 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐎 .ᐟ @thepartydude.bsky.social · 1d

... or maybe i've gotta be LOUDER 👺

[ 💀 .ᐣ ]

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

... Whoopsies ?

[ 💀. ]

Just throw a pillow over my face or something, then. 🤷‍♀️

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

NOW.

─╌ ‎𝕶𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆. @dimensionx.bsky.social · 1d

NO 🤬

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 @thepinkturtle.bsky.social · 1d

GET IN THE CORNER 👹