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Mun is 20.
No lewd.
Pinned
This is why Dr.Evil McEvilFace is replacing you on the show. 😡
January 29, 2026 at 1:13 AM
YOU DO 👺
January 29, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Ehhh…. I’m pretty sure you do. 🤔
I'M THIRTY .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ 🤬

oh, sorry . splinter PREDATES the dinosaurs . 👹
Don’t lie, Shredder. Tell us your real age 👺

This isn’t about him, it’s about you. Don’t insult Master Splinter like that
January 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Don’t lie, Shredder. Tell us your real age 👺

This isn’t about him, it’s about you. Don’t insult Master Splinter like that
I'M ONLY THIRTY, I'M STILL YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL 🤬

... you should ask your master instead . that's a real dinosaur . 👹

[ 💀 ... ]
I’m just curious. You see, the museum wants to have more dinosaurs put on display, so I thought you’d be the perfect match 👺
January 28, 2026 at 10:07 PM
I’m just curious. You see, the museum wants to have more dinosaurs put on display, so I thought you’d be the perfect match 👺
January 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Hey shredder. What year were you born ? 👺
a fool like you WOULD fail to see the beauty in it . 👹
That’s the dumbest island name ever 👺
January 28, 2026 at 9:55 PM
That’s the dumbest island name ever 👺
of course i did .ᐣ.ᐣ stupid . i'm literally AWESOME, of course my island should be named after me 👹
You probably named your island Shredder Land, so shut up 👺

[ 💀. ]
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
You probably named your island Shredder Land, so shut up 👺

[ 💀. ]
... well, you don't have the BEST ONE . SO HAHAHAHAAA 👹
“Your insult is dumb because I already have them now. So yeah, I can imagine it.” 👺
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
“Your insult is dumb because I already have them now. So yeah, I can imagine it.” 👺
HAHAHA . IMAGINE NOT HAVING SHINO . HAHAHA ── 👹
“I’ve been up for two days just to get Marina and Shino on my island. Don’t mess with me.” 👺
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
“I’ve been up for two days just to get Marina and Shino on my island. Don’t mess with me.” 👺
WOW . i always KNEW you turtles were EVIL AT HEART 👹
“I AM ON THE ANIMAL CROSSING BLACK MARKET.” 👹
January 28, 2026 at 9:37 PM
“I AM ON THE ANIMAL CROSSING BLACK MARKET.” 👹
ANSWER MY QUESTION, YOU SHELLBACKED SIMPLETON ── 👹
“Leave me alone, Shredder.”

She’s so locked in that she isn’t surprised he just appeared 💀 🙏
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
“Leave me alone, Shredder.”

She’s so locked in that she isn’t surprised he just appeared 💀 🙏
WHAT THE DEVIL ARE YOU DOING 👹
She’s now been playing animal crossing for two days straight— girl 😭
January 28, 2026 at 9:15 PM
She’s now been playing animal crossing for two days straight— girl 😭
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
She’s been playing animal crossing for the past 36 hours. Catharina is so locked in that she hasn’t trained today💀
January 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
I sense that I’m no longer the deliverer anymore 😦
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Yuh huh 👺
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Cartoon logic, idiot 👺
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE VISIBLE EARS STUPID YOU CAN'T PUT THOSE IN 👺
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
[ putting on earplugs ]
i am the shredder, i talk when i DESIRE
You don’t have the talking stick , shut up.
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Reposted by 𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊
⚡KRACKO First drawing of the year!! And my, what a glow up! (I can’t help but cringe a little at the old one 😭)

2026 ❄️ —> 2024
January 22, 2026 at 11:44 PM
You don’t have the talking stick , shut up.
January 22, 2026 at 11:46 PM
You shut up 👺
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I don’t care 👹
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I was hungry ☹️
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
No one asked … 👹
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I eated the food
January 22, 2026 at 10:52 PM