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cis white straight guy, they made me in the cis white straight guy factory before they offshored it. My wife is in my banner I think.
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“oh, you think the ongoing dystopian reality we live in is bad? here’s precisely in detail how it’s even worse than you think it is”
Fox News host Emily Compagno says nobody should be concerned about Elon Musk and his DOGE boys getting unfettered access to government data and payment systems because smartphones exist.

"Where is the outrage on that?!"
February 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The other website is pretty much done
February 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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monster hunter wilds has once again made me ponder the merits of letting players see the individual pores on their characers' skins vs. actually being accessible to people who didn't steal their PC from nasa
February 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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undefeated
February 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Turns out the solution to the Fermi Paradox is that technological civilisations use all their resources trying to build a marginally better sales bot.
February 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Balatro run lasted the entire Metronorth trip. Phone is 300 degrees. Highest score ever on black stake. Mouth is dry. I feel so alive
February 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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surely no one would ever go on the internet and lie
REPORTER: Are you policing yourself for conflicts of interest? What are the checks and balances?

MUSK: We post our actions to the DOGE handle on X
February 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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If there's one thing a web or "full stack" engineer needs to know in 2025, it's that client-side CPU is an intermittent, highly contingent resource. Most users don't have much, and you can't count on even that.

So quit it with the SPA/JS-heavy React nonsense already.
February 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue
February 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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When you are looking for fraud you use experienced forensic accountants, not "engineers".
February 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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donald trump talks about JD vance in a way that someone who had a gifted kid that ended up flaming out
February 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Silicon Valley spent a lot of money on Super Bowl ads trying to impress me with a pair of glasses that can answer questions. Just fuck off. If I want for knowledge, I ask my friends or I research. Tech wants to rob of us meaningfully engaging with the world to buy their Mechanical Turk, get lost pal
February 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Feels like we're being massively gaslit by big tech these days.

Endless crappy features no one wanted, sold as revolutionary.

Constant praise for things that barely work.

And they’ll probably succeed - not because they're good, but because they control the game more than ever.
February 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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conservatives will tell you they hate rap music and it’s not a real genre of music and then tell you to check their new favorite artist, some CIA asset called ‘Jelly Roll’
February 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I don't think this is still embargoed but Draft Kings will be unveiling a new Manning Brother in an add later in the game. It's not a bit they made up for an ad, either, they crafted a real guy using proprietary Manning DNA. They call him Slumper and it sounds like a freight train when he breathes.
February 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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The year is 2028. A liberal elder millennial has taken control of the government. Everyone rolls their eyes at the new "department of good government oversight" (doggo). Until the purges begin
February 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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"Silicon Valley built the modern world" you guys make apps
February 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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the lesson from the tech world being unleashed into our government and destroying is that our forefathers instinctively knew that nerds were demons hiding their evil souls
February 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM