Ratboy
@therealratboy.bsky.social
lvl 24
Trained in several martial arts, including that fake standing one Steven Seagal does
Magneto Was Right - I'd rather die as I am than be a fraud
Trained in several martial arts, including that fake standing one Steven Seagal does
Magneto Was Right - I'd rather die as I am than be a fraud
when an anti-intellectualcel says something so learnphobic ya gotta hit em with the academic stare
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 AM
when an anti-intellectualcel says something so learnphobic ya gotta hit em with the academic stare
revolting development
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
revolting development
going to the bathroom and immediately becoming the extra in a zombie movie that the protagonist bumps into and stays motionless upright, revealing to the protagonist and the audience that everyone has been turned into zombies, before jolting their head to look at them and running
January 22, 2026 at 3:09 AM
going to the bathroom and immediately becoming the extra in a zombie movie that the protagonist bumps into and stays motionless upright, revealing to the protagonist and the audience that everyone has been turned into zombies, before jolting their head to look at them and running
it's cool how philosophers pronounce "truths"
January 21, 2026 at 12:05 AM
it's cool how philosophers pronounce "truths"
ap bio got me wanting to drink a beer in the shower
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 AM
ap bio got me wanting to drink a beer in the shower
who up checking they bread
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
who up checking they bread
committing to the bit so hard they throw an intervention for you
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
committing to the bit so hard they throw an intervention for you
at the grocery store straight lining that spratchet up behind my groceries so the people behind me can put their items on the conveyor belt,,, if you know what i mean
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 AM
at the grocery store straight lining that spratchet up behind my groceries so the people behind me can put their items on the conveyor belt,,, if you know what i mean
marge simpson's laugh is so jolly, really brightens up my day
January 13, 2026 at 12:15 PM
marge simpson's laugh is so jolly, really brightens up my day
the sigh of boundless agony
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the sigh of boundless agony
the arrested development reboot is gonna be so fire
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
the arrested development reboot is gonna be so fire
the spirits have coordinated in making sure i never own a yoda action figure
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
the spirits have coordinated in making sure i never own a yoda action figure
it's cool there was already a dish with rat in the name, that movie wouldn't have worked as well if it was called 'duck à l'orange'
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
it's cool there was already a dish with rat in the name, that movie wouldn't have worked as well if it was called 'duck à l'orange'
deciding a movie's letterboxd score partway through so i lock in and only have 3 and a half stars worth of enjoyment
December 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
deciding a movie's letterboxd score partway through so i lock in and only have 3 and a half stars worth of enjoyment
solid stool today queen
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
solid stool today queen
normalize looking up words in the thesaurus mid conversation to sound more erudite
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
normalize looking up words in the thesaurus mid conversation to sound more erudite
I'm micro dosing wormssss
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm micro dosing wormssss
do you think when his little goons were blasting him with heat lamps that heat miser was ever like "actually guys that's too hot can we cool it with those for a bit"?
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
do you think when his little goons were blasting him with heat lamps that heat miser was ever like "actually guys that's too hot can we cool it with those for a bit"?
only referring to kevin costner as "what's his face from water world"
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
only referring to kevin costner as "what's his face from water world"
it'd be so fucked up if you had to buy vowels on jeopardy
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
it'd be so fucked up if you had to buy vowels on jeopardy
future generations must know what happened here tonight
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
future generations must know what happened here tonight
put that piss on layaway
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
put that piss on layaway