Ratboy
@therealratboy.bsky.social
lvl 24
Trained in several martial arts, including that fake standing one Steven Seagal does
Magneto Was Right - I'd rather die as I am than be a fraud
Trained in several martial arts, including that fake standing one Steven Seagal does
Magneto Was Right - I'd rather die as I am than be a fraud
marge simpson's laugh is so jolly, really brightens up my day
January 13, 2026 at 12:15 PM
marge simpson's laugh is so jolly, really brightens up my day
the sigh of boundless agony
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the sigh of boundless agony
the arrested development reboot is gonna be so fire
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
the arrested development reboot is gonna be so fire
the spirits have coordinated in making sure i never own a yoda action figure
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
the spirits have coordinated in making sure i never own a yoda action figure
it's cool there was already a dish with rat in the name, that movie wouldn't have worked as well if it was called 'duck à l'orange'
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
it's cool there was already a dish with rat in the name, that movie wouldn't have worked as well if it was called 'duck à l'orange'
deciding a movie's letterboxd score partway through so i lock in and only have 3 and a half stars worth of enjoyment
December 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
deciding a movie's letterboxd score partway through so i lock in and only have 3 and a half stars worth of enjoyment
solid stool today queen
December 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
solid stool today queen
normalize looking up words in the thesaurus mid conversation to sound more erudite
December 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
normalize looking up words in the thesaurus mid conversation to sound more erudite
I'm micro dosing wormssss
December 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I'm micro dosing wormssss
do you think when his little goons were blasting him with heat lamps that heat miser was ever like "actually guys that's too hot can we cool it with those for a bit"?
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
do you think when his little goons were blasting him with heat lamps that heat miser was ever like "actually guys that's too hot can we cool it with those for a bit"?
only referring to kevin costner as "what's his face from water world"
December 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
only referring to kevin costner as "what's his face from water world"
it'd be so fucked up if you had to buy vowels on jeopardy
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
it'd be so fucked up if you had to buy vowels on jeopardy
future generations must know what happened here tonight
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
future generations must know what happened here tonight
put that piss on layaway
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
put that piss on layaway
when the t-shirt of dorian gray starts falling apart and i have to go back to hot topic to replenish
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
when the t-shirt of dorian gray starts falling apart and i have to go back to hot topic to replenish
i hope this email finds you whimpering in a wet pathetic mess
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
i hope this email finds you whimpering in a wet pathetic mess
piss town just got a whole lot funkier
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
piss town just got a whole lot funkier
you are a regular guy. you can accept a compliment without getting in your head about it forever
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
you are a regular guy. you can accept a compliment without getting in your head about it forever
edging goodwill by pulling into the driveway through the lane next to the dropoff
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
edging goodwill by pulling into the driveway through the lane next to the dropoff
they've got john cena in a caloric deficit
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 AM
they've got john cena in a caloric deficit
damn she actually is a tank we're so back
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
damn she actually is a tank we're so back