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M(onster) 👹🎃

@therock1996fan.bsky.social

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I watch movies, a lot of them from 1996. Love Horror, Packers football, Classic WCW/WWF, Halsey and my other pop girls 📽️🎃🧀🏈🤼💃 Pansexual/genderqueer. They/She/He 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🩷 https://letterboxd.com/m1996/

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M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · Feb 26

We used to have real heroes 👽🧴

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M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3m

So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong…

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3m

Last time I went to a movie on a Saturday night there was a car fight club in the parking lot after where dudes were drag racing and shooting off guns

Fingers crossed , I just want one night that’s kind of Streets of Fire-ish🤞🤞

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 18h

Got a ticket to see Kiss of the Spider Woman tomorrow night 🕸️

I haven’t had a self date night in too long
Hope I put out 🤞

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 31m

As always, she’s a beaut 🩷
Go blue! 🙌

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M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 1h

My rooting interest for the rest of this season is the worst possible product in total

I want no undefeateds
I want every SEC team to have an embarrassing loss that ESPN will cover up
I want Ohio State to look unstoppable and then do one of their signature chokes

No gods, no masters

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 1h

At least Nike lost

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 1h

Anyway i hope those refs get the full barrage of STDs

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 1h

This might be the last year I watch college football. Can't remember the last time I enjoyed it.

(I will be watching it next year, I have no life or friends)

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 1h

Watching ISU the last two weeks

a man in a suit and tie is saying " yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell "

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying " yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in hell "

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M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 1h

Five SEC teams in the playoff?

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M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 1h

I realize Matt Campbell is still arguing about 10 minutes ago but how do you not challenge this

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 1h

Every week refs make one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen in my life

This sport is on life support

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 2h

When it comes to the moderately sized “ten” it’s Go Blue or Go Bucky or Go whoever’s playing Iowa. AND THATS IT for me

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 2h

The other two are the cubs and Yankees, obvs

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 2h

There’s something about Penn State suddenly being terrible that makes my tits all aflutter

I realize it helps Ohio State, a top three most evil sports empire, but it’s still funny

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 2h

Another thing that makes me feel old: Deion Sanders doing an interview and the text under his name could say “Hall of Fame CB” or “Head Coach” or “two sport star” or “hip hop legend” but instead it says:

SURGERY FOR BLOOD CLOTS ON TUESDAY

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3h

Listening to my musics during football games has been such an anxiety killer

Why do I need to hear what the announcers are saying, they’re on the take and I know ball 🏟️

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3h

Now I’m listening to a New Pornographers album, even though I’m fine with new or old tbh 🤷

I didn’t think I had this album before, but I have definitely heard it before (and it’s good!)

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3h

Waited til I got a physical copy (CD) because I’m old

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3h

Finally listened to TLOAS in full
Twice in a row 💃

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M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3h

Erin Hannon has a mom in commercials is a shocking development in me feeling geriatric

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3h

ISU football after two injuries 😬

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3h

My family fantasy league is six teams and everyone except me is carrying a backup defense on their roster and 3 of the other teams have backup kickers on their roster

If I don't win this I gotta retire (Unless it comes down to my nephew and I, in which case I will tank it)

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 3h

Cause of death: Anaconda

M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 4h

1996 has a killer Keaton flick 💔

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M(onster) 👹🎃 @therock1996fan.bsky.social · 4h

Went to Pride, got a haunted house pillow and @salonsinister.com, pretty good weekend so far 👻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏠

Salon Sinister (link in post) and haunted house pillow (target)

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