The Room Quotes Every Hour
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The wit and wisdom of Tommy Wiseau (via Johnny, Mark, Lisa, Denny, Claudette, Peter, Mike, Michelle, Steven, and the guy who thinks Lisa looks hot tonight) at the 28 of each hour.
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Peter: Alright, you want my advice?
Mark: Why don't you ditch this creep?
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Mark: Why don't you ditch this creep?
Claudette: But you remember what I told you, okay?
November 30, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Claudette: But you remember what I told you, okay?
Patron 3: And I'll take a cheesecake and a coffee.
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Patron 3: And I'll take a cheesecake and a coffee.
Steven: It's over!
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Steven: It's over!
Lisa: I've got plenty of time.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Lisa: I've got plenty of time.
Johnny: Sure, it's yours.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Johnny: Sure, it's yours.
Johnny: Do you, do you have some secrets?
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Johnny: Do you, do you have some secrets?
Mark: I can't hurt Johnny.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Mark: I can't hurt Johnny.
Johnny: Yeah, I'm sure.
November 30, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Johnny: Yeah, I'm sure.
Lisa: Hey everybody!
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lisa: Hey everybody!
Mark: Hey Peter!
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Mark: Hey Peter!
Mark: No tips from your job?
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mark: No tips from your job?
Denny: I didn't mean for this to happen.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Denny: I didn't mean for this to happen.
Peter: If you want to, you should confront her.
November 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Peter: If you want to, you should confront her.
Denny: It's about Lisa.
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Denny: It's about Lisa.
Michelle: I can't believe you're telling me this.
November 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Michelle: I can't believe you're telling me this.
Johnny: Are you alright?
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Johnny: Are you alright?
Denny: It won't happen again, I promise.
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Denny: It won't happen again, I promise.
Johnny: You should tell me everything!
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Johnny: You should tell me everything!
Mark: Delivery man!
November 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Mark: Delivery man!
Lisa: Don't worry about those fuckers.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Lisa: Don't worry about those fuckers.
Patron 1: I wanna get a slice of cheesecake and a bottle of water.
November 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Patron 1: I wanna get a slice of cheesecake and a bottle of water.
Lisa: I am right.
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Lisa: I am right.
Mark: No, forget it, I'll talk to you later!
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Mark: No, forget it, I'll talk to you later!