Sarah Boyle
@thesarahboyle.bsky.social
Writer/editor, educator, maker, Scoop, JoCo cruiser, invertebrate paparazzo (follow me in spring if you like pictures of bees!)
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I wasn't expecting ALL HORROR TRAILERS ahead of The Running Man. I am extremely squeamish about horror movies and even the trailers stress me out.
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I wasn't expecting ALL HORROR TRAILERS ahead of The Running Man. I am extremely squeamish about horror movies and even the trailers stress me out.
Getting ready for a private showing of the new remake of Running Man
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Getting ready for a private showing of the new remake of Running Man
Every time one of my friends says they asked a chatbot for something, this is what I expect their results to look like. I do not trust AI answers at all.
Hey @nature.com, have you got an explanation for how the hell THIS happened? & especially why you accepted a paper with such a bizarre piece of genAI slop in it?!
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
& more to the point, why we should take you seriously at all going forward?
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Every time one of my friends says they asked a chatbot for something, this is what I expect their results to look like. I do not trust AI answers at all.
@aramshabanian.bsky.social BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
@aramshabanian.bsky.social BOAT STUCK BOAT STUCK
I just saw an ad for a sexy posture harness, and I can't decide who that product is for.
November 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I just saw an ad for a sexy posture harness, and I can't decide who that product is for.
I never realized before today that the gum pocket numbers the dentist calls out are a measurement, not a score. I was looking up what a good score was and lo and behold, it's depth in mm.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I never realized before today that the gum pocket numbers the dentist calls out are a measurement, not a score. I was looking up what a good score was and lo and behold, it's depth in mm.
When I worked in a comic book store and regularly bought comics, my prized possession was a copy of GIANT-SIZED MAN-THING for no other reason than the possible lewd interpretation of the title. The issue was worth like a dollar.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
When I worked in a comic book store and regularly bought comics, my prized possession was a copy of GIANT-SIZED MAN-THING for no other reason than the possible lewd interpretation of the title. The issue was worth like a dollar.
The desert sky says trans rights
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The desert sky says trans rights
I wonder if "there are rattlesnakes" would work better than "this meadow is very delicate" when people tell me it's fine for them to ignore the STAY ON BOARDWALK signs because they're just taking pictures.
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I wonder if "there are rattlesnakes" would work better than "this meadow is very delicate" when people tell me it's fine for them to ignore the STAY ON BOARDWALK signs because they're just taking pictures.
Reposted by Sarah Boyle
The people who do this, who conceived of it, who demand it, are real life monsters.
“I had to take the baby from my crying wife’s arms.“ It hasn’t even been a year, and this is not a scandal anymore? What is wrong with us?
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The people who do this, who conceived of it, who demand it, are real life monsters.
Date more girls
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Date more girls
@heyscoops.bsky.social You guys have spoiled me. A comedian I saw live mentioned his podcast, so I went and checked it out, and it was really just okay.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
@heyscoops.bsky.social You guys have spoiled me. A comedian I saw live mentioned his podcast, so I went and checked it out, and it was really just okay.
Word is not a publishing platform.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Word is not a publishing platform.
If your company or organization consistently uses a font size smaller than 12 for body text, stop that.
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If your company or organization consistently uses a font size smaller than 12 for body text, stop that.
I'm grateful to the millions of years of evolution that gave me eyelashes sensitive enough and eyelid reflexes fast enough to avoid getting benzocaine-menthol spray in my eye just now.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'm grateful to the millions of years of evolution that gave me eyelashes sensitive enough and eyelid reflexes fast enough to avoid getting benzocaine-menthol spray in my eye just now.
"It's so nice that you're an ally" is the most hurtful thing another queer person can say to me.
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"It's so nice that you're an ally" is the most hurtful thing another queer person can say to me.
Every time I see a post that's like "Where's the best place to dine in [area]?" I always want to reply "At the Y" but I know a bunch of people who don't realize it's a joke based on slang for a sex act will swoop in to tell me why I am an idiot.
November 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Every time I see a post that's like "Where's the best place to dine in [area]?" I always want to reply "At the Y" but I know a bunch of people who don't realize it's a joke based on slang for a sex act will swoop in to tell me why I am an idiot.
This thread entertained the shit out of me when it was first posted, and was no less entertaining when I re-read it just now.
Ok palate cleanse time. In case you missed it, here's my most popular post ever
4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day
So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
This thread entertained the shit out of me when it was first posted, and was no less entertaining when I re-read it just now.
I watched all of NextGen (mostly as it aired) and quite a bit of The A Team (in reruns) with my dad but I was today years old when I found out Barclay is Murdock.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I watched all of NextGen (mostly as it aired) and quite a bit of The A Team (in reruns) with my dad but I was today years old when I found out Barclay is Murdock.
Gamers, I'm going to give you the most important relationship advice you will ever receive: only date people who understand the difference between a game you can pause and a game you can't pause, and who shares your definition of what kind of events require you to drop the latter to help them.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Gamers, I'm going to give you the most important relationship advice you will ever receive: only date people who understand the difference between a game you can pause and a game you can't pause, and who shares your definition of what kind of events require you to drop the latter to help them.
I genuinely like to talk to strangers. Some of my favorites are when I encounter someone who has been at home with a baby for a while and is absolutely desperate to talk to another adult about something besides babies. Tonight I talked to a young mom about our shared experience keeping pet geckos.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I genuinely like to talk to strangers. Some of my favorites are when I encounter someone who has been at home with a baby for a while and is absolutely desperate to talk to another adult about something besides babies. Tonight I talked to a young mom about our shared experience keeping pet geckos.
I want someone to make a massive snake-in-a-can gag using those big holiday popcorn tins
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I want someone to make a massive snake-in-a-can gag using those big holiday popcorn tins
Something that surprised me about the F1 crowd that comes to Vegas from abroad is how many of them I run into on the trails out at Red Rock Canyon. Makes me examine some assumptions.
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Something that surprised me about the F1 crowd that comes to Vegas from abroad is how many of them I run into on the trails out at Red Rock Canyon. Makes me examine some assumptions.
He gets so plushy in autumn.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He gets so plushy in autumn.
Woops, looked at Facebook memories from 19 years ago with my mom, made myself sad.
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Woops, looked at Facebook memories from 19 years ago with my mom, made myself sad.