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Jonathan Ellis
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Accounting fan, wrestling fan, Eddie Kingston fan, Brock Nelson’s advocate (see roughly 90% of my Tweets), soccer fan, Isles fan, and feared enemy of ceiling fans 😤
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What if—hear me out—we DON’T have that policy conversation?

Sometimes “no” is all a conversation needs to be. “Hell no” if you’re feeling loquacious.
Rep. Adam Smith: "This country has not agreed to have the death penalty for drug smuggling. If we want to have that policy conversation, we can have that policy conversation, but the president has unilaterally decided that lethal force is going to be applied. It's an enormous expansion of power."
HEYHEY in my defense, I’m an express bus boy; I take the ferry like once a year (typically on the day of the marathon) lmfao
"HOW WILL ZOHRAN PAY FOR FREE BUSES" screamed the Staten Islanders who have a free ferry
Oh COME ON fam we got rid of the dump like 20 years ago! 😭
Really cool! But I’m not sure how to feel about Hangman’s address getting doxxe—oh that’s just the Jaguars’ stadium address. ……………I’m not sure how to feel about the Jaguars’ address getting doxxed. 😕
Hangman sends signed merch to the fan who brought the "ICE FEARS HANGMAN" sign and then got it removed

THAT'S OUR MENS AEW WORLD CHAMPION!!
HE IS A VISIONARY

HE IS A REVOLUTIONARY

HE IS
MATT
FREAKING
SCHAEFER
APPARENTLY IT WASN’T PAGEAU

ESPN NEEDS TO GET REACCLIMATED WITH THE SIMON SYSTEM
I imagine a tie would be preferable to the actual final 😶 As someone who knows that shit usually happens to US, I feel you, condolences
AYO THE—[buffering]—IS [buffering] BETTER [buffering] UP
But are they better than Papa John’s?

…Don’t worry. I already know.
Can someone edit this with the Undertaker gong or a Sting/Sandman cameo?
NAU converts a 2 point try in the dark, the lights went out after the snap
ADRENALINE IN MY SKIN

damn that’s a fine ass beard on Ilya Sorokin #SoroKINGDOM
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OMG THEY’RE CANCELLING RIDICULOUSNESS
Wait, you can disable quote posts??????
Quote posts disabled? Fine. I was going to say this is definitely the pro-labor position.
Just realized I went through this entire bit and then up and called it Heinz STADIUM 💀😭😂😭
What’s that? Steel, food? Steeling food? Steel isn’t food. That sounds bad for your teeth. 😦 The Steelers play at what used to be Heinz Stadium. Heinz does food! I put ketchup on some of my food. What is food?
Pretty sure this has been said, but here’s a reminder that if you see someone stealing food? No the fuck you didn’t.