TheSnarkTank
@thesnarktank.bsky.social
Physician, father, memesmith, democrat, resister, and hopeless Star Wars nerd. Opinions are my own and are always correct.
@TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.
@TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.
I am “my TV used to ask my parents if they knew where I was” years old.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I am “my TV used to ask my parents if they knew where I was” years old.
I’ll wear a fucking Tuxedo if my plane will just take off on time.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’ll wear a fucking Tuxedo if my plane will just take off on time.
So what happens now, I guess, is that DOGE goes to Elon’s stupid idea heaven where it can run in the fields all day with his self-driving cars and mars rockets without ever getting tired.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
So what happens now, I guess, is that DOGE goes to Elon’s stupid idea heaven where it can run in the fields all day with his self-driving cars and mars rockets without ever getting tired.
This is the equivalent of Johnny Cochran posting a photo of a plaque that says “if the gloves don’t fit, you must convict”. He is so Goddamn stupid.
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is the equivalent of Johnny Cochran posting a photo of a plaque that says “if the gloves don’t fit, you must convict”. He is so Goddamn stupid.
Well would you look at Mr. Vancy Pants!
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Well would you look at Mr. Vancy Pants!
The President of the United States is compromised.
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The President of the United States is compromised.
I see Trump is going for the Palpatine look today.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I see Trump is going for the Palpatine look today.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from congress in order to spend more time with family.
#BuhBye
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from congress in order to spend more time with family.
#BuhBye
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from congress in order to spend more time with family.
#BuhBye
Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from congress in order to spend more time with family.
#BuhBye
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from congress in order to devote her full time to her new business…
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from congress in order to devote her full time to her new business…
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from congress in order to devote her full time to her new business…
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from congress in order to devote her full time to her new business…
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from congress in order to devote her full time to her new business…
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from congress in order to devote her full time to her new business…
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from congress in order to devote her full time to her new business…
Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign from congress in order to devote her full time to her new business…
I just hope Marge has a chance to give her old pal George just one more piggy back ride around the rotunda, the two of them giggling and snarling the whole time.🥲
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I just hope Marge has a chance to give her old pal George just one more piggy back ride around the rotunda, the two of them giggling and snarling the whole time.🥲
OMG he wants the Nobel prize in mathematics now, too.
JD Vance: "He's fundamentally a humanitarian, and we've got 8 peace deals at this point. We're working on number 9 and number 10. And I think if he gets number 10, purely for mathematical harmony the Nobel Prize should be awarded to Donald J Trump."
November 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
OMG he wants the Nobel prize in mathematics now, too.
Trump read the oath in front of a stadium full of people on live television just last week.
He knows it’s an oath to the constitution, and not to him.
He doesn’t care.
He doesn’t want to lead, he wants to rule.
So he threatens MOCs with death.
The pretext is almost over.
Next come atrocities.
He knows it’s an oath to the constitution, and not to him.
He doesn’t care.
He doesn’t want to lead, he wants to rule.
So he threatens MOCs with death.
The pretext is almost over.
Next come atrocities.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Trump read the oath in front of a stadium full of people on live television just last week.
He knows it’s an oath to the constitution, and not to him.
He doesn’t care.
He doesn’t want to lead, he wants to rule.
So he threatens MOCs with death.
The pretext is almost over.
Next come atrocities.
He knows it’s an oath to the constitution, and not to him.
He doesn’t care.
He doesn’t want to lead, he wants to rule.
So he threatens MOCs with death.
The pretext is almost over.
Next come atrocities.
He literally read the oath to new recruits at a football game last week. He knows it’s to the constitution, and not to him. We’re nearly at the point where pretext just becomes text.
November 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
He literally read the oath to new recruits at a football game last week. He knows it’s to the constitution, and not to him. We’re nearly at the point where pretext just becomes text.
BREAKING NEWS:
Continuing the annual Thanksgiving tradition, President Trump officially pardons turkeys Stuffin’ and Pedo!
Continuing the annual Thanksgiving tradition, President Trump officially pardons turkeys Stuffin’ and Pedo!
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Continuing the annual Thanksgiving tradition, President Trump officially pardons turkeys Stuffin’ and Pedo!
Continuing the annual Thanksgiving tradition, President Trump officially pardons turkeys Stuffin’ and Pedo!
“Point of order. You may not say the Emperor is naked.”
Clyde: Point of order. You may not call the President of the United States a felon
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Point of order. You may not say the Emperor is naked.”
Somewhere, in what passes for Trump’s brain, there’s an artery that’s been pushed to its absolute limit. Let’s keep pushing it.
#ReleaseTheFiles!!!!!!
#ReleaseTheFiles!!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Somewhere, in what passes for Trump’s brain, there’s an artery that’s been pushed to its absolute limit. Let’s keep pushing it.
#ReleaseTheFiles!!!!!!
#ReleaseTheFiles!!!!!!
When a medical supply vendor is given access to a hospital, and instead tours the ER looking for brown people to profile, they do not deserve to be in the healthcare business. Galenus Medical, let’s make them famous.
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When a medical supply vendor is given access to a hospital, and instead tours the ER looking for brown people to profile, they do not deserve to be in the healthcare business. Galenus Medical, let’s make them famous.
Trump asking for the release of all Epstein files “legally allowed” has major “ I’ll release my tax returns when the audit is finished” vibes.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Trump asking for the release of all Epstein files “legally allowed” has major “ I’ll release my tax returns when the audit is finished” vibes.
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The truth will have its day.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The truth will have its day.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
That day is now.
Release all the Epstein files.
Well well, I see *someone* is familiar with the signature policy clause of article 3 of the constitution. 🤦♂️
#TheyThinkYoureStupid
#ReleaseTheFiles
#TheyThinkYoureStupid
#ReleaseTheFiles
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Well well, I see *someone* is familiar with the signature policy clause of article 3 of the constitution. 🤦♂️
#TheyThinkYoureStupid
#ReleaseTheFiles
#TheyThinkYoureStupid
#ReleaseTheFiles
These emails are great and all, but the actual files are going to be blocked by P Bondi’s “investigation”. It’s time for someone in the DOJ with both access and a conscience to start leaking.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
These emails are great and all, but the actual files are going to be blocked by P Bondi’s “investigation”. It’s time for someone in the DOJ with both access and a conscience to start leaking.
Reposted by TheSnarkTank
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
According to Fox News, if you are a racist Young Republican you are still a "kid" when you are 34, but if you are an Epstein victim, you are an adult when you're 15.
Imagine. After all this time it’s been MAGA that doesn’t know what a “woman” is.
#ReleaseTheFiles
#ReleaseTheFiles
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Imagine. After all this time it’s been MAGA that doesn’t know what a “woman” is.
#ReleaseTheFiles
#ReleaseTheFiles
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Donald Trump takes much needed break from Epstein scandal by attending Coldplay concert.
Donald Trump takes much needed break from Epstein scandal by attending Coldplay concert.
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Donald Trump takes much needed break from Epstein scandal by attending Coldplay concert.
Donald Trump takes much needed break from Epstein scandal by attending Coldplay concert.