Beth (but Thankful)
@thesoulfulwit.bsky.social
The Internet’s Only Thiel College Fan, Permanent Squatter on the Sickos Committee Podcast, Jigsaw Puzzle Champion (she/her)
Hey Siri. Play The Loadout but for dishes.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hey Siri. Play The Loadout but for dishes.
How did I never know that “not required to make anything” was an option for Thanksgiving before this year? This is great!
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
How did I never know that “not required to make anything” was an option for Thanksgiving before this year? This is great!
Today’s offering.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Today’s offering.
“Why do I live somewhere where my face hurts in winter?” Because of the porch fridge, silly.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“Why do I live somewhere where my face hurts in winter?” Because of the porch fridge, silly.
Peanut butter and chocolate were requested this morning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Peanut butter and chocolate were requested this morning.
Ok. Time to write a realized universe around the pasta knight and rigatoni pony.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ok. Time to write a realized universe around the pasta knight and rigatoni pony.
I love the Goldfish float. I want one.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I love the Goldfish float. I want one.
I was not prepared for Shaggy and Rayvon before noon.
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was not prepared for Shaggy and Rayvon before noon.
Tonight was my first experience with the CDS. That was something. But I’m not sure where I would store a steer.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Tonight was my first experience with the CDS. That was something. But I’m not sure where I would store a steer.
I haven’t had a chance to do one of these in months. Heck. Not since my move in May. Breaks are nice.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I haven’t had a chance to do one of these in months. Heck. Not since my move in May. Breaks are nice.
Make sure to give the kids something creative to do. Centerpiece creation comes to mind.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Make sure to give the kids something creative to do. Centerpiece creation comes to mind.
IYKYK
Walking in Pittsburgh - (Walking in Memphis parody) - Tim Ruff
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November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
IYKYK
Eastern embracing this joke has been amazing this year.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Eastern embracing this joke has been amazing this year.
Happy break, kids.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy break, kids.
What allergies/sensitivities are you accommodating at your table this year? My list is gluten, egg, squashes, mushrooms, beef, and walnuts this year. Shout out to all the folks who make spaces for others rather than insisting that Great Aunt Ermintrude’s Kerfuffle Surprise is worth risking death.
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
What allergies/sensitivities are you accommodating at your table this year? My list is gluten, egg, squashes, mushrooms, beef, and walnuts this year. Shout out to all the folks who make spaces for others rather than insisting that Great Aunt Ermintrude’s Kerfuffle Surprise is worth risking death.
Today I am thankful for you. Yes. You.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Today I am thankful for you. Yes. You.
Do you ever worry that your aromatics aren’t aromatic enough?
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Do you ever worry that your aromatics aren’t aromatic enough?
Out of the woods. What did I miss?
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Out of the woods. What did I miss?
Happy closing night. Breaking out the Beaker socks for this one.
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Happy closing night. Breaking out the Beaker socks for this one.
There is other work I should do today, but first things first. She’s not a young lady anymore, and I don’t know how many more mornings we have together. We lose too many as it is, so work can wait.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
There is other work I should do today, but first things first. She’s not a young lady anymore, and I don’t know how many more mornings we have together. We lose too many as it is, so work can wait.
Evening, all. Wanna play act 2 for me so I can go to the bar?
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Evening, all. Wanna play act 2 for me so I can go to the bar?
Happy opening night to all who celebrate. Time for my 8th trip into the woods.
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Happy opening night to all who celebrate. Time for my 8th trip into the woods.
Eastern Michigan has some of the nicest humans in college football. My niece is going to lose her mind at the Pom Pom. And I will love building the block sets. Thank you.
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Eastern Michigan has some of the nicest humans in college football. My niece is going to lose her mind at the Pom Pom. And I will love building the block sets. Thank you.