Beth (but spoooOOOOOoooky)
@thesoulfulwit.bsky.social
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The Internet’s Only Thiel College Fan, Permanent Squatter on the Sickos Committee Podcast, Jigsaw Puzzle Champion (she/her)
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If you ask an axolotl
If they’ll be back tomorrow
They’ll say no because the book fair is only open to your class on Tuesday. Fifth grade gets their turn on Wednesday, Jeremy. Pay attention.
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Is an axolotl supposed to be there?
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There’s an axolotl at the book fair
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Do you want the office bedroom or the balcony?
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How many box tops do you think I’ll need? Because I have a bunch saved up.
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I’m enjoying off center windows, lights that make no sense. The insane closet. The bedroom/office/smoking lounge. This one is in the details.
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I love the Casa Rosada balcony where you can announce your successful copulations to dinner guests in living room #2 so much.
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You might be asking, what’s that thing next door? A junkyard, naturally.
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Anyone up for a very stupid Zillow link?
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Taft watching a color tv.
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Jimmy Stewart playing Nintendo 64
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Pablo Picasso watching Mary Tyler Moore
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I find repair to be very calming. But I’m used to winds and very basic guitar things.
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This was baby’s first bridge repair.
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Why do we buy the mystery box from @homefield.bsky.social ? Because they know what we need 2 years before we need it.
My ucla shirt.
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I carb crashed too hard to listen. My one regret from yesterday because WVU was a Friday game, goddamn it.
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Waking up to find that there’s still a loaf of onion cheddar bread from last night was a very good feeling.
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I’m sad I missed it and glad the Petreon means I didn’t miss it for long.
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Goat cheese and fresh thyme are headed that way shortly.