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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 22h

OK, but how many beastquakes is this?

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 22h

to paraphrase and broaden John Green's Quote: Of all the unimportant things in the world, Sports is the most important.

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 22h

FUK YEAH!!!!!! #MARINERS

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 22h

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Mariners

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 22h

This is important news

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 23h

#Mariners

Mr Krabs from Spongebob Squarepants looking unhinged ringing a cow bell with text saying "Inning 15, Give it up for Inning 15"

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23h

At some point you just have to declare the other AL slot vacant and hold some kind of conclave, right?

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 23h

OK Baseball stat nerds like @jonbois.bsky.social, Question for you:
Do the Mariners currently hold the record for highest average number of innings in post-season play? We don't make it to post season often, but when we do, boy howdy do we get a lot of innings of it...
#Mariners #Baseball

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The Needling @theneedling.com · 23h

This team loves to edge.

Mariners Wear New All-Leather Uniforms to Edge Fans for One Last Day

The Mariners surprised the sold-out crowd at T-Mobile Park today with all-leather home alternate uniforms to better edge their fans’ playoff division series hopes for one last day in one of the lon…

theneedling.com

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 23h

#Mariners

Mr Krabs from Spongebob looking slightly unhinged ringing a bell with text saying "Inning 14, Give it up for Inning 14"

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 1d

Same same

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 1d

I think being raised Catholic really prepared me to be a Mariners fan.

I dress up when I go, I’m ready for lots of stand up/sit down throughout, I look forward to ‘and also with you-ing’ my neighbors when something goes well, and I know that no matter what it is somehow my fault.

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 1d

HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL!!!!!!
#Mariners #TrueToTheBlue #ALCS

Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 1d

Stepped away from the game, now looking back at the score.

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! CMON LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WAS MY PREVIOUS POST NOT CLEAR ENOUGH ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?!?! #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue #ALCS

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 1d

A bit behind on my posts about the game but...

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!? #Mariners #TrueToTheBlue #ALCS

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 8d

Still in disbelief

a close up of a man 's face with the words " don 't give me hope "

Alt: a close up of hawkeye's face (from Avengers endgame) saying " don't give me hope "

media.tenor.com

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 10d

I made this, and am very proud of how it turned out: youtu.be/P_rcJ69QQ9k?...

Monster by @doddleoddle - Emerald City Voices

YouTube video by emeraldcityvoices

youtu.be

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 13d

I remember seeing that earlier this summer. I like it!

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 13d

Bring back Serifs in our fonts! I want to know very clearly if people are talking about Weird Al or Weird AI!
#fonts #AI #Al

Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · 17d

nice

Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 17d

Nice

Did the Mariners hit a homer? @marinershomers.bsky.social · 17d

Nice

Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · Sep 12

Same for me. A good number I expected, a handful I did not.

Somehow people don't seem to grasp that two things can be true at once: 1) no one should be murdered. 2) Charlie Kirk was not a good person.

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Dr Amber @sciencechick.bsky.social · Sep 11

The Mariners are asking for feedback on the asshole street preachers outside the stadium. In case you have anything to say, here’s the link: www.mlb.com/mariners/bal...

Amplified Noise Survey | Seattle Mariners

The Official Site of Major League Baseball

www.mlb.com

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · Sep 2

Oh look! it's me!

PAX @officialpax.bsky.social · Sep 2

Prof. Pine takes the checkered flag and is your #PAXWest 2025 Omegathon champion!

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · Sep 2

It was great seeing you at PAX West. Great panel and video premier. Hope to see you next year. Safe travels

Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · Sep 1

I'm in the Omegathon finals for PAX West, tonight at 5:30pm PST.

Tune in and watch at Twitch.tv/PAX

PAX - Twitch

Jackbox Party PAX 2: Back in the Habit | PAX West

Twitch.tv

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Patrick @thespiffyneostar.bsky.social · Aug 19

Calling it now: Silksong is going to be the longest most quick to fill line PAX has ever seen since Duke Nukem Forever in 2010.

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