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The Stickman
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Internet Lizard. Writerer, drawerer, amazing at speling.

Blogs - http://thestickmanblogs.wordpress.com
Movie Reviews - https://letterboxd.com/1TheStickman1/

Current Art Project - @swanandram.bsky.social
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After nearly a decade, and an entire console generation of waiting, it's FINALLY here!
But was Samus' new adventure worth the wait? Or should we be BEYOND despair!?
Let's find out! LET US.

*NEW* The Stickman Reviews: Metroid Prime 4 Beyond.
thestickmanblogs.wordpress.com/2025/12/13/t...
Michael Goodbyers
We welcomed the Halloween Chapter into The Fog a little over nine years ago, but the time has come for us to say goodbye to Lampkin Lane. The content of the Chapter will leave the in-game and first party stores on January 19th, 2026.

Learn more 🔗https://dbd.game/4pHl1iK
December 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
We'd all be lucky to have a legacy, both creatively and culturally, that was anything close to Rob Reiner's. Such a shame it all had to end in such an awful way.
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Last plug for this one. Done pretty poorly, sadly, but them's the breaks.

This'll be my last blog for a little bit whilst I focus in on art projects, but I'll get back to it at some point in the early new year.
After nearly a decade, and an entire console generation of waiting, it's FINALLY here!
But was Samus' new adventure worth the wait? Or should we be BEYOND despair!?
Let's find out! LET US.

*NEW* The Stickman Reviews: Metroid Prime 4 Beyond.
thestickmanblogs.wordpress.com/2025/12/13/t...
December 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Tried to estimate how many work hours I've put into the art project I'm doing at the moment and OH GOD, that's a lot of time. No wonder my body is eroding.
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Hey, a l ot of you may not know this but I am an avid concert photographer. I got caught up in a storm getting to a concert and totalled my car and broke some camera gear. I don't know how much insurance will cover and if it'll pay off the loan. I need all the help I can.

gofund.me/845b59baf
Donate to Recovering from a Totalled Car and Lost Gear, organized by Brandon Oleksy
On the way to see Citric Dummies, Rex Tycoon, and EKGs in Pittsburgh on De… Brandon Oleksy needs your support for Recovering from a Totalled Car and Lost Gear
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December 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Finished watching S2 of Tomb Raider: The Legend of Lara Croft.
Really enjoyed it, think it really found its groove here after a fun but uneven S1. Plot is bonkers, but in a fun way. Lara's perfect, although I wish they'd done more with Sam's involvement in the story.
Wish we were getting a S3!
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
After nearly a decade, and an entire console generation of waiting, it's FINALLY here!
But was Samus' new adventure worth the wait? Or should we be BEYOND despair!?
Let's find out! LET US.

*NEW* The Stickman Reviews: Metroid Prime 4 Beyond.
thestickmanblogs.wordpress.com/2025/12/13/t...
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Me, failing to properly remember the catchphrase of a popular 2000s game franchise: Henshin a blowjob, baby!
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
That trailer for Andy Serkis' Animal Farm adaptation is unbelievably cringe, AND it's coming from the studio who put out Sound of Freedom? It's never been more over than it is now, lads. "Seth Rogan is Napoleon" sounds like a joke from The Simpsons.
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Godzilla's social media accounts will spend all month being like "This Godzilla movie came out 33 years ago today!" and I'll be like BITCH WHEN IT'S GONNA COME OUT ANY YEARS AT ALL IN THE UK. GET ON IT ALLLREAADDDYY, AAAAaaAAGHH.
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Clair isn't even that Obscure at this point imo #ItsOver
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Me, when I'm locked the fuck in.
March 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Two new Tomb Raiders and Control 2 will do me I SUPPOSE. Always gonna want more, and a lot of the games shown were kinda ass, but I'll take my wins when I get them.
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Two Tomb Raider games were revealed at The Game Awards: Tomb Raider Catalyst, and the surprise reimagining of Lara Croft's debut adventure, Tomb Raider Legacy of Atlantis.

You saw the trailers, now get more details and meet the new voice of Lara Croft:

tombraider.com/news/video-g...
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Turbo GT Leon returns to save the day.
When one legend drives and inspires another.​

With the help of his custom Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT Leon returns to save the day.
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I got two Tomb Raider game reveals tonight. That means I WON. Did I need another remake of Tomb Raider 1? No. Will I still play it? Yes.
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in CONTROL Resonant, a thrilling action-adventure RPG.

Watch the announcement trailer: youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60

CONTROL Resonant is out in 2026 on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S, PC, and Mac.

#CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant – Announcement Trailer | The Game Awards 2025
Explore a warped Manhattan on the brink of paranatural annihilation in this thrilling action-adventure RPG. Unleash the extraordinary powers of Dylan Faden as he fights for his humanity and survival…
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Went to see 'Wicked: For Good' at the ol' cinemaplex.
EH, it's fine. Not a very satisfying second half, but well made and well acted and all that. *Shrug*
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A ★★★ review of Wicked: For Good (2025)
Well...that's that done with then. I'm not a musicals guy, really. I only saw the original WICKED movie because it was the hot thing and was destined to be a regular fixture during awards season...and...
letterboxd.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Geoff Keighley stirs beneath our feet. Be warned.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Can't wait for Nintendo to release a Myles McKenzie Amiibo.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Completed METROID PRIME 4: BEYOND with 100% on Scans and Items.
Gonna save my thoughts for a review blog, but I have a lot of them to give. Mostly feel a little sad that I've finished it, after all these years of waiting for it to come out.
See you next mission...I hope??
a painting of a cave with a light coming out of the bottom
ALT: a painting of a cave with a light coming out of the bottom
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December 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Me if the Tomb Raider reveal this week is of the next main entry in the series VS Me if the Tomb Raider reveal is some dumb mobile game or a vague teaser that tells us nothing.
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thursday bringing S2 of the Tomb Raider animated series AND the announcement of (Hopefully not for mobile) a new Tomb Raider game means I am winning this week.
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Wish someone had told me it was December now. I guess I've spent all this time no-nuttin for no-reason. #Society
December 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM