The Stinky Cheese Man
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The Stinky Cheese Man
@thestinkycheeseman.bsky.social
Run Run Run as fast as you can, you can't catch me.
One of the most disappointing days of my life was the day I found out that Salvador Dali was a little bitch.
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It's painfully obvious that to Trump the affordability crisis is a PR problem and not a policy problem.
December 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trump wouldn't have been able to pardon the former Honduran president of Biden would have blown him up in the Pacific Ocean. So whose fault is it really?
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I trust people in the military to have a legal 'smell' test when it comes to following orders. Somewhere between 'deliver this food to starving children' and 'kill those unarmed children' there is a point where I'm ok with superiors having to justify legal concerns that subordinates might have.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The problem with parity in the NFL is many games come down to just a few plays. When those few game-deciding plays end with the refs calling or not calling subjective penalties like defensive pass interference then it looks suspiciously like the refs are the ones deciding many games.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes it's a good idea just to join a fortnite match and emote until someone kills you. It's ok to let other people have fun.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Honestly it would be funny in a cosmic justice sort of way if Comey was thrown in prison by the guy he helped elect in 2016.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Everybody gonna be nice to you. Ain't gonna be no more trouble. I've never been mad, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
There are way too many people who decided what they believed at four years old and have spent decades filtering all their information to try to prove that four year old was right all along.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
At what point can we say that people are unemployed not because they are lazy, but because there are not any good jobs for them?
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Getting ready to go for my night run because apparently I have to be ready to fight Nazis. This is definitely the worst part of the descent into fascism.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I think the defining question of our time is: If Nazis make me rich, does that mean Nazis are good?
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I really want to try LSD at some point, but I'm anxious about getting it from sources I don't trust. Can we make it legal to do for like three times total? Everyone can get a punch card.
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Republicans are either willing to destroy the country to take healthcare from Americans or they are not If the former is true then we are doomed to have a brutal fight no matter what. If the latter is true then they would cave

Instead we gave them what they wanted and hope they will change Pathetic
November 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Futurama the game on Xbox starts off strong but then continues to be strong, until it finally finishes strong.

I give it three muensters and a half brie
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Imagine working hard to get all the power of a senator just to do what your opponents want anyway. Could've just stayed home and got the same results.
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sorry I'm late. I was busy being consumed by the dread of having to be here.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
When I order pickup from a restaurant it usually asks me what my allergies are. I always put Ferrets, Cobalt, and the color magenta. Shout-out to Applebee's cuz I've never had a reaction from their food.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Sometimes I make an offer on eBay for something I want to buy that is 1 cent less than the asking price. I don't why I do this.
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
At this point voting for a Democrat feels like continuing to chase a relationship with that girl who keeps cheating on you with the entire Republican party at the same time. Just makes me feel kind of pathetic
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I just think that capitalism should be a tool that serves the goal of improving life for all humanity and not a religion that we sacrifice our children to in order to keep the market gods happy
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I guess New Hampshire finally found out there is a third option? Instead of "Live free or die" it is now "Live free or why...not surrender?".
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
There are literally people who spend all their free time everyday countering ICE tactics on the streets for free meanwhile the millionaire politicians keep begging you for money so they can afford to pay for more ads asking for money.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The Senate was such a dumb fucking idea and our founders were fucking stupid for creating it. I'm so sick of two fucking idiots from a population of 100 people fucking everything up for 300 million people.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM