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The Third
@thethirdzs.bsky.social
An enthusiast who is living his life daily. I'm into some geeky shit, trying new foods, and understanding why while the world goes to shit.

I like to reply to people's post more than posting on here. If you want to know...ask...

It's my suffix.
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What's good, BlueSky?

My name is Zeb, but y'all can call me Z or The Third.

I'm an enthusiasts for many geeky things, but my heart is in Magic the Gathering. I mostly play Limited, Standard, and Pioneer/Explorer. I play EDH sometimes.

Looking for people with similar interests to chat with!
January 29, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Quote with five jobs you've had:
(In no particular order)

City Year Corps Member
Garage Attendant
McDonald's Crew Member
Trivia Host
Personnel Officer
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Game Translation Programmer
Millworks Specialist
High Frequency Algorithmic Trader
Overnight Stockhand
Learning Scientist
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🕹️game developer
🎨graphic designer
🖍️freelancer
🛒shop keeper
🛍️retail assistant
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 PM
And y'all say feet niggas are way too into them 😂
January 28, 2026 at 10:45 PM
6'1
How tall are yall?
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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if you don’t know who speed racer is, you too young
January 28, 2026 at 7:37 PM
My dad died in 2004 and my mom died this past August.

I think as I got older, I wanted to learn more about my parents before I came into the picture. I didn't get the chance with my dad because he died when I was in college and I tried to ask my mom questions, but the cancer made her too weak.
Dealing with a death of a parent is really weird even when you know it’s coming and when you have a complicated relationship.

I’m an adult obviously but it’s so weird to not have any living parents.
January 28, 2026 at 7:26 PM
1, 2, 3, or 8

I like the aisle seats, but Rowlett is one of my favorite starters so....
Pick your seat or perish!!!
January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
📠
The real problem with poly is that no one knows how to do it cause it was never for them in the first place
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Whoever is bringing out the best in you, stay connected to them.
January 27, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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Omg yep lmao! I was on a DEI corporate call and they asked us how we felt about Juneteenth being a national holiday.

We were all like 😒 I guess that's cool for something but it's literally not what we asked for at all
They never listen
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
I rather be shot out of a cannon to reach my destination 😂
For all my The Office stans…
January 25, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I'm glad I'm not alone in regards to this opinion.
January 25, 2026 at 12:32 AM
When I was a kid I used to think that when it's snowing, I thought it was God is skeeting on us ❄️😂❄️😂
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Now we wait for the snow to bombard us! #Ohio
January 24, 2026 at 4:18 PM
The nigga was in jail....?!?!

FOR SIX MONTHS!?!?
January 24, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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Lmao the movie Black Panther depicts a country untouched by white people but they’re all of a sudden surprised we don’t actually like intergration.
January 22, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Food halls were created for white people to eat ethnic foods without the "danger" of having to go to ethnic neighborhoods.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
January 22, 2026 at 9:47 PM
If you have a sunroof, would that be considered a nipple slip?
Don’t say my cars topless, say da titties is out
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Not really
January 21, 2026 at 5:08 PM
7
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I'm too focused on staying alive to care about fearing death...
January 21, 2026 at 5:07 PM
How to look busy at work
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Knowing how to rollerskate
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
That if you go to college and graduate,, you'll become successful in life.
January 21, 2026 at 5:05 PM
When I had the flu
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM