The US Government
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What would Teddy do. 🦅
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Late to this party but... Why does Saudi Arabia own EA Games and Pokemon Go?!?!?
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Late to this party but... Why does Saudi Arabia own EA Games and Pokemon Go?!?!?
He's on a very important business call
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He's on a very important business call
Why did expedition 33 win best Indie game? It's French??
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Why did expedition 33 win best Indie game? It's French??
We're gonna get an Expedition 33 TV show now... It's inevitable
a painting of a skeleton with a diamond in the corner of it
ALT: a painting of a skeleton with a diamond in the corner of it
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We're gonna get an Expedition 33 TV show now... It's inevitable
Fionna and Cake is the most depressing show I've ever watched. It's miserable. Why do the writers despise every single character
December 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Fionna and Cake is the most depressing show I've ever watched. It's miserable. Why do the writers despise every single character
Whoville is soft on crime. The Grinch should be in Who Jail. He's a menace to society and needs to serve his time for dozens of counts of breaking and Entering, theft of property and animal abuse. #LockHimUp
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Whoville is soft on crime. The Grinch should be in Who Jail. He's a menace to society and needs to serve his time for dozens of counts of breaking and Entering, theft of property and animal abuse. #LockHimUp
Guess we do piracy now 🙃
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Guess we do piracy now 🙃
✨ B ✨ A ✨ L ✨ L ✨
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
✨ B ✨ A ✨ L ✨ L ✨
I have created a ✨ *S P H E R E* ✨
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I have created a ✨ *S P H E R E* ✨
www.newsweek.com/us-seizes-oi...
How blatant can you be?
It's sooooo on brand for America to start a war that "is definitely not about the oil guys" by... Literally seizing an oil tanker.
How blatant can you be?
It's sooooo on brand for America to start a war that "is definitely not about the oil guys" by... Literally seizing an oil tanker.
US seizes oil tanker off Venezuela in Trump administration operation
U.S. officials say the Trump administration seized an oil tanker off Venezuela, with the Coast Guard leading the operation
www.newsweek.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
www.newsweek.com/us-seizes-oi...
How blatant can you be?
It's sooooo on brand for America to start a war that "is definitely not about the oil guys" by... Literally seizing an oil tanker.
How blatant can you be?
It's sooooo on brand for America to start a war that "is definitely not about the oil guys" by... Literally seizing an oil tanker.
Have YOU eaten your veggies today? 🤨
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Have YOU eaten your veggies today? 🤨
The fact there's a Great Britain implies the existence of a Good Britain, or even a mediocre Britain.
December 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The fact there's a Great Britain implies the existence of a Good Britain, or even a mediocre Britain.
Christmas is scarier than Halloween, change my mind
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Christmas is scarier than Halloween, change my mind
My crocheting skills are becoming more powerful by the day!! I have discovered concavity!
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My crocheting skills are becoming more powerful by the day!! I have discovered concavity!
Chicken pasta with just a hint of fresh parsley on top is just 😘🤌 *chef's kiss*
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Chicken pasta with just a hint of fresh parsley on top is just 😘🤌 *chef's kiss*
New law: Every year we sacrifice the wealthiest man in America, pushing him into a volcano and liquidating his assets to fund healthcare. This not only supplies universal Healthcare, but incentivizes billionaires to actually use their money, no one wants to be the richest man at the end of the year.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
New law: Every year we sacrifice the wealthiest man in America, pushing him into a volcano and liquidating his assets to fund healthcare. This not only supplies universal Healthcare, but incentivizes billionaires to actually use their money, no one wants to be the richest man at the end of the year.
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/08/t...
Why are my tax dollars going towards these DEI programs for bailing out these leeches to society?
Did you think I meant immigrants? No, I meant white, southern, trump voting farmers, that are only able to exist due to socialism.
Why are my tax dollars going towards these DEI programs for bailing out these leeches to society?
Did you think I meant immigrants? No, I meant white, southern, trump voting farmers, that are only able to exist due to socialism.
Trump to announce $12 billion aid package for farmers caught up in trade war
President Donald Trump has imposed shifting tariff policies on most countries, while pushing to reshape relationships with China and other major trade partners.
www.cnbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/08/t...
Why are my tax dollars going towards these DEI programs for bailing out these leeches to society?
Did you think I meant immigrants? No, I meant white, southern, trump voting farmers, that are only able to exist due to socialism.
Why are my tax dollars going towards these DEI programs for bailing out these leeches to society?
Did you think I meant immigrants? No, I meant white, southern, trump voting farmers, that are only able to exist due to socialism.
Moon ring last night
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Moon ring last night
Introducing the Department of Groceries! A branch of the Department of WAR!
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Introducing the Department of Groceries! A branch of the Department of WAR!
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
I just found out Santa is literally a necromancer 💀
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I just found out Santa is literally a necromancer 💀
I reject your morality and substitute my own
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I reject your morality and substitute my own
Arty is so cute, saying my name in whispers at night, telling me I should go into the woods, using my mom's voice. He's such a jokester 🥰🥰🥰
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Arty is so cute, saying my name in whispers at night, telling me I should go into the woods, using my mom's voice. He's such a jokester 🥰🥰🥰
Ya know what's odd. Literally no one is blaming the Americans who purchase the drugs. Like, the Venezuelans are just doin' business because there's the demand in America. Why aren't we airstriking the Americans who are purchasing the drugs? Not in favor of this, but it'd only be fair ya know 🤷
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Ya know what's odd. Literally no one is blaming the Americans who purchase the drugs. Like, the Venezuelans are just doin' business because there's the demand in America. Why aren't we airstriking the Americans who are purchasing the drugs? Not in favor of this, but it'd only be fair ya know 🤷
Honestly, I'm not all that upset trump bulldozed the East Wing. I'm WAY more upset they're trying to replace it with the most generic, boring, and overdone Neo Classical design ever. Like come on! Can't we do anything AMERICAN?! To actually celebrate America? Give me an American Art Deco skyscraper!
December 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Honestly, I'm not all that upset trump bulldozed the East Wing. I'm WAY more upset they're trying to replace it with the most generic, boring, and overdone Neo Classical design ever. Like come on! Can't we do anything AMERICAN?! To actually celebrate America? Give me an American Art Deco skyscraper!
The past tense of climb is clamb
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The past tense of climb is clamb