The US Government
@theusgovernment.bsky.social
What would Teddy do. 🦅
Do they just NOT sell chocolate chip pop tarts anymore?! Whattaheck are these made up nonsense flavors??? Hot fudge Sundae?!?
We used to be a real country.
We used to be a real country.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Do they just NOT sell chocolate chip pop tarts anymore?! Whattaheck are these made up nonsense flavors??? Hot fudge Sundae?!?
We used to be a real country.
We used to be a real country.
Added some weathering to make it look like oxidized copper, I think it turning out alright! It's for my mom for Christmas, she LOVES The Labyrinth.
No one tell her or I'll airstrike you!!!!!
No one tell her or I'll airstrike you!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Added some weathering to make it look like oxidized copper, I think it turning out alright! It's for my mom for Christmas, she LOVES The Labyrinth.
No one tell her or I'll airstrike you!!!!!
No one tell her or I'll airstrike you!!!!!
3D printed and painted the door knocker from The Labyrinth
December 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
3D printed and painted the door knocker from The Labyrinth
I have become more POWERFUL than you could possibly imagine!!!!!
I can create PUMPKINS!!!!
PUMPKINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!
I can create PUMPKINS!!!!
PUMPKINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I have become more POWERFUL than you could possibly imagine!!!!!
I can create PUMPKINS!!!!
PUMPKINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!
I can create PUMPKINS!!!!
PUMPKINNNNSSSSS!!!!!!
He's on a very important business call
December 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He's on a very important business call
✨ B ✨ A ✨ L ✨ L ✨
December 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
✨ B ✨ A ✨ L ✨ L ✨
I have created a ✨ *S P H E R E* ✨
December 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I have created a ✨ *S P H E R E* ✨
Have YOU eaten your veggies today? 🤨
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Have YOU eaten your veggies today? 🤨
Christmas is scarier than Halloween, change my mind
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Christmas is scarier than Halloween, change my mind
My crocheting skills are becoming more powerful by the day!! I have discovered concavity!
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My crocheting skills are becoming more powerful by the day!! I have discovered concavity!
Chicken pasta with just a hint of fresh parsley on top is just 😘🤌 *chef's kiss*
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Chicken pasta with just a hint of fresh parsley on top is just 😘🤌 *chef's kiss*
Moon ring last night
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Moon ring last night
Introducing the Department of Groceries! A branch of the Department of WAR!
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Introducing the Department of Groceries! A branch of the Department of WAR!
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
Here at the Department of Groceries, we understand Americans are struggling with affordability. Which is why we will now offer such products as individually wrapped m&Ms and Turkey!... Vulture... For holidays! Thankyou
-DOG
Arty is so cute, saying my name in whispers at night, telling me I should go into the woods, using my mom's voice. He's such a jokester 🥰🥰🥰
December 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Arty is so cute, saying my name in whispers at night, telling me I should go into the woods, using my mom's voice. He's such a jokester 🥰🥰🥰
It works! 😁 I am a crochet master!!! Also look at my cool mushroom mug 🍄
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It works! 😁 I am a crochet master!!! Also look at my cool mushroom mug 🍄
My crocheting abilities are growing more powerful
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My crocheting abilities are growing more powerful
Wait a minute, it actually looks like something?!? I mean I counted wrong and I'm missing 4 stitches somewhere. But I'm just gonna ignore that and keep going.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Wait a minute, it actually looks like something?!? I mean I counted wrong and I'm missing 4 stitches somewhere. But I'm just gonna ignore that and keep going.
POV you are bug and my cat wants to eat you
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
POV you are bug and my cat wants to eat you
Learning how to crochet. I have created the world's ugliest rectangle.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Learning how to crochet. I have created the world's ugliest rectangle.
Look at my beautiful sleepy child!!!
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November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Look at my beautiful sleepy child!!!
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As literally a climate change solutions researcher.
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As literally a climate change solutions researcher.
This is a real photo of trump and bill Clinton. Ya it definitely happened
November 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is a real photo of trump and bill Clinton. Ya it definitely happened
This tweet is soooo much funnier now.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This tweet is soooo much funnier now.
I'm so glad we're burning our planet so that the most cringe human being alive can post ai generated videos of a cat playing a violin.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm so glad we're burning our planet so that the most cringe human being alive can post ai generated videos of a cat playing a violin.