VaginalDeathCrap666
@thevivitch.bsky.social
🎬actor & artist ✨unapologetically fat 💀horror fanatic ⛓SLC most wanted mural artist 🏳️🌈They/She/A fucking nightmare
You crashed your car like that?
You are a reg skier, had those chains, and drove on a road of snow w/out? Then just tossed them in frustration?
You fell 10 ft away from the killer bulldozer and still got ran over???????
God helps those who help themselves, my brother in Christ . #TheLastDriveIn
You are a reg skier, had those chains, and drove on a road of snow w/out? Then just tossed them in frustration?
You fell 10 ft away from the killer bulldozer and still got ran over???????
God helps those who help themselves, my brother in Christ . #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
You crashed your car like that?
You are a reg skier, had those chains, and drove on a road of snow w/out? Then just tossed them in frustration?
You fell 10 ft away from the killer bulldozer and still got ran over???????
God helps those who help themselves, my brother in Christ . #TheLastDriveIn
You are a reg skier, had those chains, and drove on a road of snow w/out? Then just tossed them in frustration?
You fell 10 ft away from the killer bulldozer and still got ran over???????
God helps those who help themselves, my brother in Christ . #TheLastDriveIn
Oh no! You got seriously hurt skiing at night during a snowstorm like everyone warned you not to????? FS the victim, brother. Hope someone avenges you. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oh no! You got seriously hurt skiing at night during a snowstorm like everyone warned you not to????? FS the victim, brother. Hope someone avenges you. #TheLastDriveIn
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BOOTSTRAPPING DOESN'T WORK FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE FUCKING BOOTS. #mutantfam #thelastdrivein
December 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
BOOTSTRAPPING DOESN'T WORK FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE FUCKING BOOTS. #mutantfam #thelastdrivein
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"'Pull [yourself] up [by] your boot straps!' The problem is that doesn't work for people who don't have any boots!" Joe Bob is going to start the revolution before the night is over #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam 🎥👻🎬
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"'Pull [yourself] up [by] your boot straps!' The problem is that doesn't work for people who don't have any boots!" Joe Bob is going to start the revolution before the night is over #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam 🎥👻🎬
How do you explain that? Hurricane Donald… #TheLastDriveIn
A plague of bootstrappers is also a good and diplomatic answer 😮💨
A plague of bootstrappers is also a good and diplomatic answer 😮💨
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
How do you explain that? Hurricane Donald… #TheLastDriveIn
A plague of bootstrappers is also a good and diplomatic answer 😮💨
A plague of bootstrappers is also a good and diplomatic answer 😮💨
Woooot watching a movie filmed on the Wasatch Front on the Wasatch Front! #UtahFilm #TheLastDriveIn #Iced
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Woooot watching a movie filmed on the Wasatch Front on the Wasatch Front! #UtahFilm #TheLastDriveIn #Iced
DOES the younger actress win??? Are we considering that a win?? #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
DOES the younger actress win??? Are we considering that a win?? #TheLastDriveIn
TWISTY TWISTS ARE AFOOT!!!! The funny girl…should’ve known. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
TWISTY TWISTS ARE AFOOT!!!! The funny girl…should’ve known. #TheLastDriveIn
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That seems like a totally normal way to store your mannequins. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #ColdCruelChristmas
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
That seems like a totally normal way to store your mannequins. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam #ColdCruelChristmas
Ope and actresses I guess 😬#TheLastDriveIn
No silly, mannequins are often stored via noose! Nothing to be nervy about 👀 #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ope and actresses I guess 😬#TheLastDriveIn
No silly, mannequins are often stored via noose! Nothing to be nervy about 👀 #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
No silly, mannequins are often stored via noose! Nothing to be nervy about 👀 #TheLastDriveIn
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I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly.
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
coldcruelchristmas.com
coldcruelchristmas.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I wrote something this morning reflecting on all the ways mutual aid + community are what’s really delivering help to those who need it most. We’re taking care of each other and #thelastdrivein just drove that point home perfectly.
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
Raise a fuck ton of money tonight 🤘🏽
coldcruelchristmas.com
At the bar a little bit later than expected. Absolutely watching #thelastdrivein like a man watching a football game muted on his phone. Huge thank you to @shudder.com for live captions @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
At the bar a little bit later than expected. Absolutely watching #thelastdrivein like a man watching a football game muted on his phone. Huge thank you to @shudder.com for live captions @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
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🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
FBI Making List of American “Extremists,” Leaked Memo Reveals
Are you on Trump's naughty list?
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
🚨Pam Bondi just ordered the FBI to compile a list of American "extremists" and to establish a bounty fund to reward tipsters, per DOJ memo leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leak-fbi-l...
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feel like it should be a bigger story that the global war on terrorism is being replaced with a domestic war on terrorism
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
feel like it should be a bigger story that the global war on terrorism is being replaced with a domestic war on terrorism
At a callback for a very sexy suave character.
Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down.
Leaving the callback immediately.
Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down.
Leaving the callback immediately.
September 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
At a callback for a very sexy suave character.
Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down.
Leaving the callback immediately.
Absolutely ate shit tripping on my pants trying to sit down.
Leaving the callback immediately.
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The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is getting its first official Blu-ray release on October 14 with a double feature of Joe Lynch‘s Suitable Flesh and Mayhem:
‘The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs’ Makes Blu-ray Debut with ‘Suitable Flesh’ & ‘Mayhem’ Double Feature
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is getting its first official Blu-ray release on October 14 with a double feature of Joe Lynch‘s Suitable Flesh and Mayhem. In Suitable Flesh, a psychiatrist beco...
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August 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs is getting its first official Blu-ray release on October 14 with a double feature of Joe Lynch‘s Suitable Flesh and Mayhem:
Unfortunately a sweet raccoon died about a block from our home (still in great condition for being dead.)
More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home.
Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤
#Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home.
Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤
#Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
July 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Unfortunately a sweet raccoon died about a block from our home (still in great condition for being dead.)
More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home.
Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤
#Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
More unfortunately, I was told I couldn’t bring the corpse home.
Apparently wedding vows mean nothing😤😤😤
#Oddities #Witch #Taxidermy
YEAH I DO FKN CRY WHEN THEY TAKE THOR!!!! EVERY!!!! TIME!!!! WHAT ABOUT IT?! 😑🤨🤨
He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
YEAH I DO FKN CRY WHEN THEY TAKE THOR!!!! EVERY!!!! TIME!!!! WHAT ABOUT IT?! 😑🤨🤨
He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
He’s a great actor😤😤😤😤
#TheLastDriveIn @therealjoebob123.bsky.social @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
If someone is trespassing on your property in the middle of the night— is that not kind of why people have guard dogs?? Like did he not do his job? I MEAN IF HE ALLEGEDLY DID ATTACK THE FLOPSY! (We all know he’s innocent, duh)
#TheLsstDriveIn
#TheLsstDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If someone is trespassing on your property in the middle of the night— is that not kind of why people have guard dogs?? Like did he not do his job? I MEAN IF HE ALLEGEDLY DID ATTACK THE FLOPSY! (We all know he’s innocent, duh)
#TheLsstDriveIn
#TheLsstDriveIn
I’m sorry, my dude— what was the plan???
To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)????
Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow.
#TheLastDriveIn
To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)????
Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow.
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m sorry, my dude— what was the plan???
To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)????
Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow.
#TheLastDriveIn
To? meat? cleave?????(!!!!) A? DOG????(!!!!!!!!!!!!)????
Good. I’m glad you were wolf chow.
#TheLastDriveIn
Treating lycanthropy with “proximity to my sister”
Feels like
Treating cancer with lavender oil
#TheLastDriveIn
Feels like
Treating cancer with lavender oil
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Treating lycanthropy with “proximity to my sister”
Feels like
Treating cancer with lavender oil
#TheLastDriveIn
Feels like
Treating cancer with lavender oil
#TheLastDriveIn
Listen, we just watched how many army dudes get wrecked by a group of werewolves?
WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!!
#TheLastDriveIn
WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!!
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Listen, we just watched how many army dudes get wrecked by a group of werewolves?
WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!!
#TheLastDriveIn
WHOS A BIG DOG?! THOR!!!!!! Good boy🧡🥹 Walking away on all four paws, brother!!!
#TheLastDriveIn
This is where I get mixed up with this movie—I get it, king, you ate 5 people you HAD to scram… but your sister’s BACKYARD?! You didn’t say-hm-that seems like a…vulnerable choice?
And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave??
#TheLastDriveIn
And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave??
#TheLastDriveIn
July 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is where I get mixed up with this movie—I get it, king, you ate 5 people you HAD to scram… but your sister’s BACKYARD?! You didn’t say-hm-that seems like a…vulnerable choice?
And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave??
#TheLastDriveIn
And NOW the kid and dog shouldn’t play in the forest??👀 idk, man, maybe leave??
#TheLastDriveIn
Well, you see this is your nanny’s favorite Christmas movie— she’s watched it every year for the past 50 years. That’s why every year minced meat men together 🧡🔪🥧
#TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
#TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
July 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Well, you see this is your nanny’s favorite Christmas movie— she’s watched it every year for the past 50 years. That’s why every year minced meat men together 🧡🔪🥧
#TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
#TheLastDriveIn #MeatPieGirlfriend
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social