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Zach Hurst

@thevoyages.bsky.social

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Film and Video Editor, Host of @wimdpod.com, the 4th or 5th most famous Hawkeye.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · Apr 13

It’s pirate weekend at the Renn Faire, so…

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 1h

You know baseball is a bad sport because it’s the only sport where getting more of it makes the viewers unhappy.

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 11h

“Design novel forms of life.” Yeah, buddy, I played Spore, too.

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 13h

The older I get, the more I understand Dora’s desire to dance after actually finishing literally anything.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 1d

……………and you had this thought while doing what?

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 2d

It’ll be Sam who wins with Brennan as his running mate, then his inaugural address will just be an immediate resignation followed by “GET READY FOR A GAAAAME CHANGERRR”

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 2d

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. I didn’t log on to this site to catch strays like this.

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 5d

“I didn’t think the leopards would keep eating!” say the people who have already lost their faces

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Gabs @ghoulishgabs.bsky.social · 7d

Three Doctors is one of my comfort episodes!

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Who Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 7d

Come sit with us in a time eddy of our own as we watch what happens when you put a dandy and a clown in a room with a god. It’s The Three Doctors!

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Who Is My Doctor?! | The Three Doctors

Come sit with us in a time eddy of our own as we watch what happens when you put a dandy and a clown in a room with a god.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 11d

This is why they had to change it to the department of war. He can’t even defend deez nuts.

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 11d

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 11d

I have a sore throat today, so I’m wearing a mask but also taking cough drops. I just ended up blowing pure menthol into my eyes, and I imagine this is what the actual 80s felt like.

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Who Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 12d

Cassie completes her journey to see all of the Classic Doctors at least once. She gets her nasty boys, some blonde boys, and a forest that's as dead as a stone. What more could a girl want? A pony? Yeah, probably a pony. It’s The Daleks!

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Who Is My Doctor?! | The Daleks

Today Cassie completes her journey to see all of the Classic Doctors at least once. She gets her nasty boys, some blonde boys, and a forest that's as dead as a stone. What more could a girl want? A...

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 12d

“Served courageously and authentically” is a weird way to spell “took bribes from Turkey.”

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 18d

And because Turnip can’t actually pronounce “Acetaminophen,” they’re going to get particularly hit by the owners of Tylenol.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18d

My Boss: [patiently explaining something to me]

My Brain: YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM BOTH & THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS OF LIFE

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 18d

I think Kimmel getting his show back is the seventh seal or something? It’s been a while since I read the Bible.

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 18d

Go fash, lose cash.

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18d

every corporate decision comes down to money and clearly the economics for abc/disney outweighed the threats from the fascist government

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 19d

If he dies today, does that mean we have to make that Earth, Wind, and Fire song the national anthem?

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 19d

I enjoy watching raw sewage pumped onto people that thought the pipe was THEIR friend, at least.

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 21d

And anyone who comes to you with problems? Power washer.

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 22d

I’ve also seen more than one video of a YouTuber being mad that YT tricked them into using an AI thumbnail by telling them it was a tool to help expand their audience.

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 22d

God, it really sucks that there’s a blatant image of our country as an idiot sandwich…

Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 22d

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

Map of Regional Public Health Coalitions

Northeast Public Health Collaborative (Blue)

West Coast Health Alliance (Yellow)

Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 23d

Jesus that concealer on his hand is getting visible from space.

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Who Is My Doctor?! @wimdpod.com · 24d

What if we gave The Doctor the most beautiful hair in all the land? Could that revive the show in the mid-90s? No! But let’s not watch it anyway! It’s Doctor Who: The TV Movie!

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Who Is My Doctor?! | Doctor Who: The TV Movie

What if we gave The Doctor the most beautiful hair in all the land? Could that revive the show in the mid-90s? Only one way to find out!

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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 24d

“It’s okay, you can say it when it’s in the lyrics Jesus.”

“Bro wtf.”