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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 23h

Same friend, same. Really hoping Phil chooses an all-heart squad... You know RSL will fight tooth and nail like always.

TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 1d

My son and I will be there. Vibes and expectations are low but missed the last couple of matches so we are excited to get back in the park. If that counts...

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 1d

All reasonable choices. Nothing wrong with sneaking one homer choice in there! Surman has been the best player on the team and I will for sure follow him as a fan to his next destination.

TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 1d

Look, I get it if the locker room is ready to hit the beach. That said, if anyone does want to win this match they should bench Antony and start Fernandez and Lassiter. I'd much rather have a group out there who gives a crap than talented guys walking around.

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 1d

This is the only preview you need for Wednesday night. #RCTID

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 3d

We didn't spend as much as Atlanta, and it didn't go THAT badly, but for a team that used every last resource available this is truly a disaster. Surely the gaffer is playing for his job on Wednesday, yeah?

TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 7d

There's a neverending supply of beer but it's always warm... 😆

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 11d

Well, let's get weird! I'll take an RSL win in the Fishing Village every time, consequences be damned.

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 12d

Not gonna lie... I enjoyed the hell out of this piece. Hope to see more mailbags in the future.

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 15d

Nagbe will always be a Timber. #RCTID

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 15d

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 15d

The nominees were stunning. I had to take a break about 2/3rds of the way through to give my English comprehension a chance to recover.

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Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 15d

What a career Darlington Nagbe has had.

After the Crew won MLS Cup in 2023 I was covering the celebrations in the locker room.

Two different champagne-soaked Crew staffers made sure to tell me:

“He’s the best fucking player this league has seen. You can fucking tweet that.”

Tom Bogert @tombogert.bsky.social · 15d

BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.

Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).

One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 15d

Obligatory post
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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 24d

Ugly. Just hold your leads in the last two games and we're solidly in 5th. And that 4 matchup seems like it will be a beatable Loons team. It's a shame.

TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 24d

Man I would so love one of those inside the locker room pieces, like we got when the Revs fired Porter, on this team. The vibes sure seem bad... But who knows what's actually going on in there.

TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 24d

Agreed. Velde is the real deal. He's going to start scoring. Definitely a keeper.

TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 26d

Oh Sam... Sweet, positive Sam.

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · 26d

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · Aug 25

I mean... We said that about Chara too and he stuck around so there's hope.

TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · Aug 25

I appreciate you not mentioning the MotM performance from Finn Surman. We'd like to keep him around if possible! Over/under on the number of windows he stays in Portland? Definitely has "his ceiling is beyond MLS" vibes.

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · Aug 18

We're gonna win the league 🎶
We're gonna win the league 🎶
I don't know how 🎶
I don't know when 🎶
We're gonna win the league 🎶
NEXT YEAR!

TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · Aug 17

And insisting that those doing the booing are "MP lackeys"! 😂😂😂

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · Aug 14

I mean... A+ is overselling it, no? Like I'm super-excited that we're pulling every lever to get better but LAFC and Vancouver added truly world-class talents. But clearly Morrison St has realized you can't stand pat in any window these days.

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TheyCallMeNels @theycallmenels.bsky.social · Aug 14

Man... You weren't kidding about Portland going all in this season! Whether or not all these new guys work out nobody can say they didn't try. 😎🍻

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