can’t believe they cancelled the brilliant mind behind the man show

i gotta get outta these squeaky shoes man

James Dobson getting the great spanking in the sky rn 😇🙏🏻

first thought after waking up this morning:

she suckin on my henry til i shoot a wadsworth out my longfellow

lies of locke lamora is my staff pick at a local seattle bookstore - alongside Zafon's Shadow of the Wind and Keith Rosson's Fever House. It's a GREAT book! :)

you just know that alex mack’s mom had to have been slurpin on that capri sun liquid cooler when she was in the womb. search your feelings

There’s just gotta be a better word for it than “cupcake” lmao what were we thinking

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

Elrond Hubbard ok

Thanks folks it’s all I have

🚨 THIS IS YOUR H20 ALERT FOR 10/18/24 🚨

thank you

fuck billionaire i wanna be a Williamaire

wait so I’m supposed to believe Arwen’s DAD invented Scientology ? Yea ok. . .

how strong one mole person? could I take them?

1️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/aRp13L/1" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">yea
2️⃣ <a href="https://poll.blue/p/aRp13L/2" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400" target="_blank" rel="noopener">nah

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