Marisa Emi
@thinkmooinc.bsky.social
I watch a lot of basketball and write about it sometimes / pfp by @ashnbrimstone
it feels SO good to be on the other end of a bullshit random ending win
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 AM
it feels SO good to be on the other end of a bullshit random ending win
oh my god, the Celtics might not be the baldest NBA team anymore
The Boston Celtics traded Xavier Tillman Sr. to the Charlotte Hornets, sources tell ESPN. This gets the Celtics out of the luxury tax. Hornets get $3.5 million in the deal.
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 PM
oh my god, the Celtics might not be the baldest NBA team anymore
I'm intrigued by how inconsequential this trade is
The New York Knicks are trading Guerschon Yabusele to the Chicago Bulls for Dalen Terry, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 AM
I'm intrigued by how inconsequential this trade is
I can't believe the Warriors found a way to get even older and even more injury-prone
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I can't believe the Warriors found a way to get even older and even more injury-prone
what the fuck man
BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.
February 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
what the fuck man
Trey Murphy has 12 threes, which is exciting
February 5, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Trey Murphy has 12 threes, which is exciting
underrated aspect of the Jared McCain trade is that the pairing of his smile with Jaylin Williams' smile will warm hearts like no two players have warmed hearts before
February 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
underrated aspect of the Jared McCain trade is that the pairing of his smile with Jaylin Williams' smile will warm hearts like no two players have warmed hearts before
how did Ousmane Dieng even get in that trade (no need to reply, I will figure it out later)
February 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
how did Ousmane Dieng even get in that trade (no need to reply, I will figure it out later)
"high-powered, multi-faceted engines" ????
For the Cavaliers, acquiring one of the NBA's greatest 75 players has ability to elevate the team ceiling as they continue to contend for a title out of the Eastern Conference. It aligns two high-powered, multi-faceted engines in Harden and Donovan Mitchell.
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
"high-powered, multi-faceted engines" ????
when I saw this trade I did yell, but the kind of yell that you do when you think you see a bug on your sheets but it's actually dryer lint and you're not wearing glasses
BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are trading star forward Jaren Jackson Jr., John Konchar, Jock Landale and Vince Williams Jr. to the Utah Jazz for Walter Clayton Jr., Kyle Anderson, Taylor Hendricks, Georges Niang and three future first-round picks, sources tell ESPN.
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
when I saw this trade I did yell, but the kind of yell that you do when you think you see a bug on your sheets but it's actually dryer lint and you're not wearing glasses
phenomenal episode, from the deep dive into the history of Charlotte and its relationship to pro sports, to a really weird Sonya Curry story, to a surprising shoutout to J-ball
'Nothing But Respect' went into the research triangle of sadness, with Jacob Rosenberg:
Into The Research Triangle Of Sadness, With Jacob Rosenberg | Defector
Hopefully you have not already heard, but the Charlotte Hornets are one of the hottest teams in the NBA. LaMelo Ball is for once an aptonym, Brandon Miller is playing like Paul George (laudatory)…
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February 3, 2026 at 5:38 PM
phenomenal episode, from the deep dive into the history of Charlotte and its relationship to pro sports, to a really weird Sonya Curry story, to a surprising shoutout to J-ball
the trick where you boil water in a pot with burnt stuff at the bottom really works btw, it's always a marvel to me
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
the trick where you boil water in a pot with burnt stuff at the bottom really works btw, it's always a marvel to me
lrt: oh my god I think that's Nishida Yuji
February 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
lrt: oh my god I think that's Nishida Yuji
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when i stand on my dog's tail by accident and she doesn't understand im saying sorry
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
when i stand on my dog's tail by accident and she doesn't understand im saying sorry
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Desmond Bane and the Intrusive Thoughts Part God Only Knows
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Desmond Bane and the Intrusive Thoughts Part God Only Knows
Keldon Johnson guarding Desmond Bane is so funny because they wear the same number and they're built the same way
February 2, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Keldon Johnson guarding Desmond Bane is so funny because they wear the same number and they're built the same way
are we ready to call Jalen Suggs bald or do we still want to classify him as "continuing to hold on?"
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 AM
are we ready to call Jalen Suggs bald or do we still want to classify him as "continuing to hold on?"
this is great for my agenda, but man, the Bulls
February 2, 2026 at 12:05 AM
this is great for my agenda, but man, the Bulls
Bulls putting in my son down 6-25 to the Heat in the first quarter....... Chicago is such an unserious basketball team
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Bulls putting in my son down 6-25 to the Heat in the first quarter....... Chicago is such an unserious basketball team
so proud of my tiny son
Yuki Kawamura wins the Jump Ball
Listed height is 5'8 against Kasparas Jakucionis' 6'5
Listed height is 5'8 against Kasparas Jakucionis' 6'5
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
so proud of my tiny son
the hotel I'm staying in gets the MSG channel so I have had the dubious honor of hearing the Friday Night Knicks song for the first time in my life
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
the hotel I'm staying in gets the MSG channel so I have had the dubious honor of hearing the Friday Night Knicks song for the first time in my life
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by popular request i have turned the meme into a blog post, which explains how it works, links to the template file and includes a selection of examples from the thread
#KirbyFraming
#KirbyFraming
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 AM
by popular request i have turned the meme into a blog post, which explains how it works, links to the template file and includes a selection of examples from the thread
#KirbyFraming
#KirbyFraming
I really cannot believe that this is the same Sam Darnold that had an "out indefinitely: mononucleosis" made about him
January 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I really cannot believe that this is the same Sam Darnold that had an "out indefinitely: mononucleosis" made about him
that Moses Moody 3 assisted by the deflection off the ref's head is one of the funniest shots I've ever seen
January 26, 2026 at 12:29 AM
that Moses Moody 3 assisted by the deflection off the ref's head is one of the funniest shots I've ever seen