Roberto Planos
@thisguyisagiraffe.bsky.social
I make tippity tap on keyboards, and clickity clack with math rocks. Pics are taken with a Canon 5D or phone camera.
Closer is a better Joy Division album than Unknown Pleasures
January 20, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Closer is a better Joy Division album than Unknown Pleasures
If you think about it, much of science is answering the question, “Can we freeze it?”
January 19, 2026 at 3:42 PM
If you think about it, much of science is answering the question, “Can we freeze it?”
Logically I understand that the cast of Critical Role are incredibly busy making CR content, but that doesn’t stop me from being unreasonably upset when at least one of them isn’t VO for a JRPG
January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Logically I understand that the cast of Critical Role are incredibly busy making CR content, but that doesn’t stop me from being unreasonably upset when at least one of them isn’t VO for a JRPG
Reposted by Roberto Planos
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
It seems increasingly harder to find everything bagels which have a decent amount of garlic
January 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It seems increasingly harder to find everything bagels which have a decent amount of garlic
Latin American coups are so retro
January 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Latin American coups are so retro
When a video game doesn’t have at least one member of Critical Role doing VO work.
January 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
When a video game doesn’t have at least one member of Critical Role doing VO work.
I lay in bed, watching a movie on my laptop, I reach for something to my right, and don’t notice my dog has come up from the foot of the bed for some pets. I back-hand her right in the face. I am a monster.
January 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I lay in bed, watching a movie on my laptop, I reach for something to my right, and don’t notice my dog has come up from the foot of the bed for some pets. I back-hand her right in the face. I am a monster.
I try to be conscious of ableism, and not use certain terms, but it’s really hard with all these dumb-ass idiots walking around like they aren’t in the 40th percentile
January 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
I try to be conscious of ableism, and not use certain terms, but it’s really hard with all these dumb-ass idiots walking around like they aren’t in the 40th percentile
I just timestamped a YouTube video without having to look up how, so I guess things are going terribly
December 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I just timestamped a YouTube video without having to look up how, so I guess things are going terribly
We need Ayo Edebiri in more comedic roles, like her part in I Love LA
December 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We need Ayo Edebiri in more comedic roles, like her part in I Love LA
Pastimes include: watching visual representations of various sorting algorithms
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Pastimes include: watching visual representations of various sorting algorithms
Never funnier than when I would drop a “present” instead of “here” during roll-call
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Never funnier than when I would drop a “present” instead of “here” during roll-call
Whomever designed the Death Save gambling mechanic in the new CR campaign rules
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whomever designed the Death Save gambling mechanic in the new CR campaign rules
Forever laughing that two of the greatest goth bands of all time insist they are not goth bands
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Forever laughing that two of the greatest goth bands of all time insist they are not goth bands
In the big year of 2025, I have to call a doctor’s office, and speak to an actual human (who is never there) to make an appointment. I’ve missed them several times, and then they have the nerve to send me a letter through the United States Postal Service, telling me to make an appointment
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In the big year of 2025, I have to call a doctor’s office, and speak to an actual human (who is never there) to make an appointment. I’ve missed them several times, and then they have the nerve to send me a letter through the United States Postal Service, telling me to make an appointment
Getting your breakfast DoorDash, and it smelling like smoke from the driver’s car is bad, but not the genocide of the Palestinian people bad
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Getting your breakfast DoorDash, and it smelling like smoke from the driver’s car is bad, but not the genocide of the Palestinian people bad
De-influence me off of Canon’s lenses
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
De-influence me off of Canon’s lenses
I found a grey nose-hair. Never let them tell you getting old is magical
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I found a grey nose-hair. Never let them tell you getting old is magical
To be a dog, fresh inside after a game of fetch, where you learned new elements to “stay,” then led to a fresh rawhide, and a clean bed
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
To be a dog, fresh inside after a game of fetch, where you learned new elements to “stay,” then led to a fresh rawhide, and a clean bed
Pantone is really tapped in to the cultural zeitgeist
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Pantone is really tapped in to the cultural zeitgeist
This is either a humiliation ritual, or a torture scene
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is either a humiliation ritual, or a torture scene
I will not be accepting any Rachel Sennott criticism at this time, thank you in advance for your understanding
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I will not be accepting any Rachel Sennott criticism at this time, thank you in advance for your understanding
The lion does not concern himself with the Vitra throw pillow his dog destroyed
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The lion does not concern himself with the Vitra throw pillow his dog destroyed
People don’t get called “philistine” often enough, and it shows
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
People don’t get called “philistine” often enough, and it shows