Roberto Planos
@thisguyisagiraffe.bsky.social
I make tippity tap on keyboards, and clickity clack with math rocks. Pics are taken with a Canon 5D or phone camera.
Pastimes include: watching visual representations of various sorting algorithms
December 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Pastimes include: watching visual representations of various sorting algorithms
Never funnier than when I would drop a “present” instead of “here” during roll-call
December 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Never funnier than when I would drop a “present” instead of “here” during roll-call
Whomever designed the Death Save gambling mechanic in the new CR campaign rules
December 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Whomever designed the Death Save gambling mechanic in the new CR campaign rules
Forever laughing that two of the greatest goth bands of all time insist they are not goth bands
December 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Forever laughing that two of the greatest goth bands of all time insist they are not goth bands
In the big year of 2025, I have to call a doctor’s office, and speak to an actual human (who is never there) to make an appointment. I’ve missed them several times, and then they have the nerve to send me a letter through the United States Postal Service, telling me to make an appointment
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
In the big year of 2025, I have to call a doctor’s office, and speak to an actual human (who is never there) to make an appointment. I’ve missed them several times, and then they have the nerve to send me a letter through the United States Postal Service, telling me to make an appointment
Getting your breakfast DoorDash, and it smelling like smoke from the driver’s car is bad, but not the genocide of the Palestinian people bad
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Getting your breakfast DoorDash, and it smelling like smoke from the driver’s car is bad, but not the genocide of the Palestinian people bad
De-influence me off of Canon’s lenses
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
De-influence me off of Canon’s lenses
I found a grey nose-hair. Never let them tell you getting old is magical
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I found a grey nose-hair. Never let them tell you getting old is magical
To be a dog, fresh inside after a game of fetch, where you learned new elements to “stay,” then led to a fresh rawhide, and a clean bed
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
To be a dog, fresh inside after a game of fetch, where you learned new elements to “stay,” then led to a fresh rawhide, and a clean bed
Pantone is really tapped in to the cultural zeitgeist
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Pantone is really tapped in to the cultural zeitgeist
This is either a humiliation ritual, or a torture scene
December 3, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is either a humiliation ritual, or a torture scene
I will not be accepting any Rachel Sennott criticism at this time, thank you in advance for your understanding
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I will not be accepting any Rachel Sennott criticism at this time, thank you in advance for your understanding
The lion does not concern himself with the Vitra throw pillow his dog destroyed
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The lion does not concern himself with the Vitra throw pillow his dog destroyed
People don’t get called “philistine” often enough, and it shows
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
People don’t get called “philistine” often enough, and it shows
Living through late-stage capitalism brings novel horrors, minute-by-minute, but at least we have Slayyyter
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Living through late-stage capitalism brings novel horrors, minute-by-minute, but at least we have Slayyyter
Honestly, if one or two things had gone differently in my life, I’d be a Disney adult.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Honestly, if one or two things had gone differently in my life, I’d be a Disney adult.
Speed runners: this is the worst game ever made, and I’ve dedicated my life to it
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Speed runners: this is the worst game ever made, and I’ve dedicated my life to it
Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott sound like the same guy
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott sound like the same guy
She’s had a long day. This is self-care
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
She’s had a long day. This is self-care
In case media literacy isn’t your thing, the fact that Kim Davis is relevant again is indicative of a deep sickness in our government.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
In case media literacy isn’t your thing, the fact that Kim Davis is relevant again is indicative of a deep sickness in our government.
I don’t think Lisa Gilroy has ever said a genuine thing in the public eye, and I love her for that.
November 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I don’t think Lisa Gilroy has ever said a genuine thing in the public eye, and I love her for that.
TIL about Chomsky Normal Form, and have had my mind sufficiently blown.
October 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
TIL about Chomsky Normal Form, and have had my mind sufficiently blown.
Flabbergasted that The Lemonheads released an album in our big year of 2025
October 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Flabbergasted that The Lemonheads released an album in our big year of 2025
I think they hate me. Why won’t they look at me?
October 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I think they hate me. Why won’t they look at me?
I ADHDed myself into micro transaction hell
October 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I ADHDed myself into micro transaction hell