ryan
@thisismeryan13.bsky.social
a real tough kid 💪🏻 || pr guy 👨🏻💻 || front runners ny president 💙🧡 || 6x marathoner 🏃🏻♂️ || he/him 🏳️🌈 || nyc 🗽
did they give tr*mp a tranquilizer before this mamdani press conference? he's being so well behaved...
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
did they give tr*mp a tranquilizer before this mamdani press conference? he's being so well behaved...
did you forget the kind of bitch with whom you were dealing?
(if so, I can remind)
(if so, I can remind)
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
did you forget the kind of bitch with whom you were dealing?
(if so, I can remind)
(if so, I can remind)
just realized I'm wearing an nyc marathon jacket with a berlin marathon shirt and chicago marathon hat to the gym...
coming in with big "did you know I run marathons?" energy!
coming in with big "did you know I run marathons?" energy!
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 AM
just realized I'm wearing an nyc marathon jacket with a berlin marathon shirt and chicago marathon hat to the gym...
coming in with big "did you know I run marathons?" energy!
coming in with big "did you know I run marathons?" energy!
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
obsessed with her (and obsessed with her prisoner number) 🍞
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
obsessed with her (and obsessed with her prisoner number) 🍞
MARK SANFORD?!?!?!?
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
MARK SANFORD?!?!?!?
Meg Giry is such a pick me!!
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Meg Giry is such a pick me!!
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I cannot believe we are starving Americans and adding a ballroom to the White House at the same time. It is like the plot of the worst show on television but real.
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I cannot believe we are starving Americans and adding a ballroom to the White House at the same time. It is like the plot of the worst show on television but real.
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I’d forgotten that election nights can be better than drugs.
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’d forgotten that election nights can be better than drugs.
I FORGOT HOW GOOD THE BRITNEY SPEARS EPISODE OF GLEE IS!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I FORGOT HOW GOOD THE BRITNEY SPEARS EPISODE OF GLEE IS!!!!
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Doing something spooky!
(Logging into work)
(Logging into work)
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Doing something spooky!
(Logging into work)
(Logging into work)
how's everyone doing today?
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
how's everyone doing today?
we just started watching GIRLS and I hate Hannah so much and I get that that’s probably the point but she wrote the character for herself seemingly based on herself so it’s like… WHAT?
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
we just started watching GIRLS and I hate Hannah so much and I get that that’s probably the point but she wrote the character for herself seemingly based on herself so it’s like… WHAT?
the culture that made me say culture was for me is the way charlotte d’amboise sings “throooough” in “the music and the mirror”
July 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
the culture that made me say culture was for me is the way charlotte d’amboise sings “throooough” in “the music and the mirror”
and now a man on 7th avenue asking for money called me a fuck face #loveislove
June 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
and now a man on 7th avenue asking for money called me a fuck face #loveislove
the lady at the liquor store wished me happy father's day
June 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the lady at the liquor store wished me happy father's day
happy 2nd birthday to my snake 🐍
June 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
happy 2nd birthday to my snake 🐍
June 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
June 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Andrew Cuomo is afraid he'll lose, so his donors want you to fear me.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
His SuperPAC just sent out a mailer that artificially lengthened and darkened my beard.
This is blatant Islamophobia—the kind of racism that explains why MAGA billionaires support his campaign.
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Until it’s time to cash in on a book 🙄🙄🙄 everything is a fucking grift
It has been my honor to serve President Biden for these last two years. First as Press Sec, and as of October, also one of his advisors. I am thankful for his leadership, prowess, and courage to do what is right for the American people.
June 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Until it’s time to cash in on a book 🙄🙄🙄 everything is a fucking grift