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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 3d

Jumping through your asshole to sign a rapist isn't a good look

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 6d

He should be the face of everything

#brandontanev #turbo #nhl #thisturby #mammoth

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 8d

Me joining the conversation with a joke that makes things 1000 times worse

#SeaKraken #masonmarchment #thismush

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 14d

Mammoth admin is DELIVERING 🩵

#brandontanev #turbo #thisturby

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 18d

Preseason is horseshit because there's never any good content and fuckers get hurt and shit but at least now there's this weird fish photo shoot

#SeaKraken #thisgrubi #yeetinfish

As Hockey Canada players’ NHL return nears, how will they be embraced by their new teams?

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 20d

But daddy I love him!!!

#brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #nhl #mammoth

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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 24d

Great article and I will vomit when these people get signed. The acquittal is a joke, consent under coercion and the fear of worse abuse is not consent. That's all I have to say about that.

Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 24d

Following their acquittal, the return to the NHL of Carter Hart and Michael McLeod seems imminent.

I visited Carolina and Vegas — the two likeliest landing spots — to see how the teams are handling the possibility.

The two trips went... differently.

My story:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

The players carry significant baggage, and signing them could come at a cost for teams that goes beyond finances.

www.nytimes.com

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · 27d

Art but make it This Turby

#brandontanev #nhl #turbo #thisturby #art #utahmammoth

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Sep 19

I love how This Turby honors tradition. We all miss him on our respective teams, take good care of him, Mammoths 🩵

#brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #mammoth #jets #kraken #penguins

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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Sep 11

Trevor Zegras' Instagram story was very touching 🙄

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Sep 11

This Big Cat is smiling because hockey is almost back

@seattlekraken.com

#SeaKraken #thisbigcat #adamlarsson

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Sep 8

This Turby is officially in Utah to be a Mammoth and I for one am here for it. May he bring all the same weirdness he did to Seattle, I miss him sm 😭

#thisturby #brandontanev #nhl #mammoth 🦣👻

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sure, Vegas did it first but I'm so fuckin here for this shit, @seattlekraken.com TAKE MY MONEY.

#SeaKraken #ebs

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Sep 4

I like when they do first day of training camp pics for the new guys like

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Sep 2

Happy Goalie Week everybody, can we get some hockey please I'm dying 😭

#SeaKraken #thisgoalie #jdac #grubi #sway #juus #upl

I love them all except Binnington, he's a lil babyass

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Aug 13

I miss them sm 😭
@seattlekraken.com
#SeaKraken #nhl

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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Jul 8

Dress code: black tie, slutty ankles
#thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #turbotuesday

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · Jul 2

Was I naive to think Winnipeg would sign him? He was just a rental? That's hurtful, man
#thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #rusty #hurtful

TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · Jul 1

The Utah Mammoth have signed Brandon Tanev to a three-year contract with an AAV of $2.5 million, according to TSN Hockey Insider Pierre LeBrun.

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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · May 29

They waited for him ☺️

I'll tell you something about me, I'm a flexible hockey fan and none of my allegiances have anything to do with anything. I want Florida to win The Cup ™️ again because Marchy licked a guy once and now they shoot rats at him after the game 🤷‍♀️

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · May 25

They're gonna shoot so many rats at Marchy tonight

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · May 23

Early in my hockey journey my husband was telling me about Brad Marchand & he was like omg he's such a rat, he fucks with guys all the time & draws penalties & one time he licked a guy & I was just like.. you're actually selling him really well, I love him now. Seriously give this rat another Cup.

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · May 19

I'm back on it

#thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #rusty #nhl #SeaKraken

This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · May 16

@winnipegjets.com admin was killing when Turby first rolled in and now I'm reduced to screen capping Insta stories but really I have no shame and I am grateful for any crumbs they throw me

#brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #rusty #nhljets

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This Turby @thisturby.bsky.social · May 10

I'm sorry but you cannot tell me that after a couple of hefeweizens this man doesn't start swingin' that hat around as soon as he hears Shania say 'let's go girls'

#SeaKraken #germangentleman #grubi