Markus
@tigerhimbo.bsky.social
Call me Markus, Gay, He/Him, 27, Single, NSFW, 18+, dad bod stan account
Finally got a blue funny number in M10S today, I am truly on the path to becoming a real gamer
February 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Finally got a blue funny number in M10S today, I am truly on the path to becoming a real gamer
You ever just look at someone and hope they find what it is that they need, because what it is that they want is just gonna keep wrecking them
February 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
You ever just look at someone and hope they find what it is that they need, because what it is that they want is just gonna keep wrecking them
Party finder crashouts have the same energy as your two uncles arguing at dinner and both of them are wrong
January 26, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Party finder crashouts have the same energy as your two uncles arguing at dinner and both of them are wrong
irl nsfw
I feel hot, who wants me
I feel hot, who wants me
January 23, 2026 at 4:57 AM
irl nsfw
I feel hot, who wants me
I feel hot, who wants me
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Just wish I could understand what all is going on right now
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Just wish I could understand what all is going on right now
PF you better let me into that fucking M9S clear this weekend or you fuckers are about to learn how annoying I actually can be
January 10, 2026 at 6:38 AM
PF you better let me into that fucking M9S clear this weekend or you fuckers are about to learn how annoying I actually can be
You ever just wanna stare up at the stars for no reason in particular
January 7, 2026 at 5:11 AM
You ever just wanna stare up at the stars for no reason in particular
Where the fuck do I even move so I can get out of Texas lmao
January 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Where the fuck do I even move so I can get out of Texas lmao
Damn pixels of paper better not be lying to me or else
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Damn pixels of paper better not be lying to me or else
You know what, here's the new years resolution. Recognizing what I'm worth and having these bastards ingrain it into their own brains
January 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
You know what, here's the new years resolution. Recognizing what I'm worth and having these bastards ingrain it into their own brains
Had my first hookup in 2 years today and god it feels great being a whore again
December 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Had my first hookup in 2 years today and god it feels great being a whore again
Eventually Red Dragon Archfiend is gonna receive ritual monsters because they'll have printed too many synchros for the deck but cannot stop themselves from giving them boss monsters
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Eventually Red Dragon Archfiend is gonna receive ritual monsters because they'll have printed too many synchros for the deck but cannot stop themselves from giving them boss monsters
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December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What would a human resources department be called in furry media without humans
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What would a human resources department be called in furry media without humans
Wow making IRL friends as an autistic adult is really hard and I have absolutely no idea where to start
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Wow making IRL friends as an autistic adult is really hard and I have absolutely no idea where to start
It's been a few years since I tried building an IRL Yugioh deck. Do I embrace the autism and build Rank 10 Trains?
December 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
It's been a few years since I tried building an IRL Yugioh deck. Do I embrace the autism and build Rank 10 Trains?
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December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Local tiger spotted increasing sea levels 😳⚠️
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Local tiger spotted increasing sea levels 😳⚠️
Beach
Tavel
Homosex
Well guess I'm visiting one of you bastards and we're gonna get it on
Tavel
Homosex
Well guess I'm visiting one of you bastards and we're gonna get it on
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Beach
Tavel
Homosex
Well guess I'm visiting one of you bastards and we're gonna get it on
Tavel
Homosex
Well guess I'm visiting one of you bastards and we're gonna get it on
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November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Graduated with an associates degree in General Studies only to find out it's basically worthless to getting a job. Spent a year researching bachelor degree's that do anything, accounting kept popping up. Went back to school, took my first accounting class, was surprisingly good at it, here I am now
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Graduated with an associates degree in General Studies only to find out it's basically worthless to getting a job. Spent a year researching bachelor degree's that do anything, accounting kept popping up. Went back to school, took my first accounting class, was surprisingly good at it, here I am now
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Do u think their bodies squeak when they rub on each other? 🐯❤️🐯
November 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Do u think their bodies squeak when they rub on each other? 🐯❤️🐯
Need to find me a DFW man who can get me out of DFW
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Need to find me a DFW man who can get me out of DFW