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timetopretend.bsky.social
esse vídeo do pessoal assistindo em público e vibrando como se fosse copa do mundo/drag race 😭
December 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
rindo que esse post passou por aqui umas 3 vezes e eu jurava que era uma piadinha sem graça, mas não, é vdd msm kkk
briantylercohen.bsky.social Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 2d
Donald Trump just announced the creation of the “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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overdosey.bsky.social
cuzil mentioned
jamesgunn.bsky.social James Gunn @jamesgunn.bsky.social · 3d
Love your family this holiday, no matter how messy they might be. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas. ❤️
Art: Jason Badower
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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loirinha.bsky.social
lamento quem não gosta desse quadro, mas ri fino com esse take

(eu incluiria neil patrick harris como exemplo de Gays Insuportáveis)
December 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
timetopretend.bsky.social
pior que ele ia amar msm. esse viado ama uma farofa
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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leguinbot.bsky.social
No darkness lasts forever. And even there, there are stars.
December 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
timetopretend.bsky.social
agora eu vou abri o site twitter ponto com e printar o que o perfil balneário camboriú em fúria 😡 está repercutindo
estático em baixa qualidade da atriz Aline moraes olhando para a tela de um celular com os dizeres 'acho que o bluesky vai gostar kkkk'
December 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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thedevils1971.bsky.social
"fui olhar no twitter o que eles falam do bluesky" e eu fui provar vinhos numa caverna atrás de uma cachoeira e chorei nos braços do ancião que mora lá
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
ah galera
Foto do ator humberto martins (homem caucasiano de meia idade) olhando para baixo com expressão de desgosto
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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aaassisi.bsky.social
he found me crying😭 he crew too😭 we both crude drawing of an angel - caroline polachek
December 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
Emma Frost: As a mutant you are required to use your powers for weird sex stuff. Scott Summers: I don’t think I can use my powers for anything sex related. Emma: Of course you can. I’ll go diamond form and you can optic blast my tits. Scott: And that would be fun? Emma: Fun isn’t the point, Scott.
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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msilt.bsky.social
ai vou desmaiar
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
fico irritado real com a existência dessa babi
fimose.scares.men fimose grinch @fimose.scares.men · 6d
eu julgo sim que saiu daqui pra fazer dinheiro no tuhitler e volta só pra pegar fofoca e levar pra la (e fazer dinheiro)
December 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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joeeasonart.bsky.social
And in his love I want to lose myself
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
tatu - all the things she said em heated rivalry kkk amo esse clichêzão
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
hj foi apenas a segunda vez que eu vi um print do bluesky fora do bluesky e foi esse aqui (a primeira vez foi aquele everyone is twelve now
print de post do usuário do bluesky @guntoucher em que se lê: "CEO of Oreo Cookies: the Oreo cookie is as important as oxygen"
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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ddbm.video
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
timetopretend.bsky.social
parabéns stardew valley por ganhar o prêmio de jogo do ano pelo décimo ano seguido
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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crossesovermybody.bsky.social
toda mulher nasce fujoshi, é a sociedade heteronormativa que a corrompe
pedradaloucura.bsky.social hong xiuquan @pedradaloucura.bsky.social · 9d
acho mais verossímil toda mulher nascer com um instinto fujoshi do que um instinto materno
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
porra acertaram demais nessa escolha
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
aiii amo tanto esse
oregonthedm.bsky.social Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · Apr 9
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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arthurtaytsohn.gamelodge.com.br
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
what's metaphorical cocaine?
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
timetopretend.bsky.social
babado fortíssimo o trailer do filme da charli
youtu.be/Pxqhi7Sgvu8?...
The Moment | Official Trailer HD | A24
YouTube video by A24
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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kaisten.bsky.social
mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out
mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out realistic
mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out mickey is in chastity cage ghibli
mickey mouse sucking off dad from inside out big tits mickey huge anime style
thrillgeek.bsky.social ThrillGeek @thrillgeek.bsky.social · 9d
NEW - Disney and OpenAI have struck a new three-year deal letting Sora generate short, fan-prompted social videos featuring 200+ characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar, and Star Wars.
December 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM