Tim in Des Moines
@timindesmoines.bsky.social
Cat dad. Better-halfed by @goddesshanna.bsky.social #Cubsin4. Wilds. Steelers. Cyclones. Tired. FDJT✊
Avatar from The Oatmeal, banner by me
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Cooper will always be bebe 💔
Book bag on the floor is a certified kitty trap. It usually catches a Biz but this time it caught a Luna
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Book bag on the floor is a certified kitty trap. It usually catches a Biz but this time it caught a Luna
Gotta watch The Princess Bride tomorrow
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Gotta watch The Princess Bride tomorrow
Hashtag nestled
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hashtag nestled
@ds-eb.bsky.social hope you're doing ok
a white cat is laying on its back on a brown blanket .
ALT: a white cat is laying on its back on a brown blanket .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
@ds-eb.bsky.social hope you're doing ok
After being screwy and then chasing that damned laser pointer for a few minutes, Biz put himself away for future use
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
After being screwy and then chasing that damned laser pointer for a few minutes, Biz put himself away for future use
I love watching “Brits try American food” and I’m convinced I could go over there and open an American restaurant.
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I love watching “Brits try American food” and I’m convinced I could go over there and open an American restaurant.
Whoever 48 is (assuming he makes it to 2028), I hope they dig up Teddy Roosevelt's stick and go trust-busting.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Whoever 48 is (assuming he makes it to 2028), I hope they dig up Teddy Roosevelt's stick and go trust-busting.
My fren is supervising mom while she makes soup
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My fren is supervising mom while she makes soup
I had to remind myself that when WWE sticks with a wrestler after an injury and shows a replay, it's a work.
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I had to remind myself that when WWE sticks with a wrestler after an injury and shows a replay, it's a work.
Hair and beard update (long)
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hair and beard update (long)
CDC website edited to say that if you don’t tell mom it never happened
CDC website edited to say you can just rub a little dirt on it to prevent infection
CDC website edited to say you can eat a little uranium, as a treat.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
CDC website edited to say that if you don’t tell mom it never happened
Riley Gaines will always be 5th place in my heart
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Riley Gaines will always be 5th place in my heart
This guy again?
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This guy again?
3v3 overtime is broken when the first shot on goal comes with 1:01 remaining.
November 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
3v3 overtime is broken when the first shot on goal comes with 1:01 remaining.
ClingerBot 5000 was mad I went to the hockey game for four hours
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ClingerBot 5000 was mad I went to the hockey game for four hours
Hanna was gone barely 90 minutes and this is how Luna is now
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hanna was gone barely 90 minutes and this is how Luna is now
I hate the guy as much as the next person, but how funny would it have been if it pushed the Diet Coke button in that moment?
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hate the guy as much as the next person, but how funny would it have been if it pushed the Diet Coke button in that moment?
Reposted by Tim in Des Moines
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.
Reposted by Tim in Des Moines
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Reposted by Tim in Des Moines
horse racing on a road course #donotsteal
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
horse racing on a road course #donotsteal
I hope the person at ESPN who decided this needed to be a push notification never has a restful night of sleep for the next two months
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I hope the person at ESPN who decided this needed to be a push notification never has a restful night of sleep for the next two months