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Tim in Des Moines

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Cat dad. Better-halfed by @goddesshanna.bsky.social #Cubsin4. Wilds. Steelers. Cyclones. Tired. FDJT✊ Avatar from The Oatmeal, banner by me

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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · Nov 29

Cooper will always be bebe 💔

Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · Jan 25

Cooper is bebe

Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 1d

I still have a long way to go but it's a great start

Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 2d

I'm cleaning up my depression pile today. It's been going for I don't know how long, but today is the day.

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 2d

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 8d

Damn it still would have worked if the Cubs had won

Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 12d

With Jimmy John’s it’s a crapshoot if I get napkins in my bag but you can bank on getting two straws with my fountain drink

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ceej @ceej.online · 14d

I voted for Zarmok the Irrational because I thought his unique approach to governance could bring a refreshing dose of rationality to "politics at usual." But his recent performance has been anything but

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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 13d

Why were the Chefs even passing 4 yards from the goal line?

Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 13d

The Jags have been in the league since 1995 so it should be unacceptable for an announcer to say Jag-wires

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 15d

Sweet dreams with Mini Uni

A tuxedo cat is peacefully sleeping while holding a small plush that looks just like him, covered with a white blanket featuring paw prints and his own image

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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 16d

If the yellow brick road goes to Emerald City, where does the red brick road go?

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 16d

“Tuna?”
“Yes.”
“Catnip?”
“On the list.”
“What about-“
“Relax Alvin, I got this.”

A fuzzy white kitten rests its front paws on an arm holding a pen hovering over a list.

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Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 21d

I read this in the voice of Cris Collinsworth

Tim in Des Moines @timindesmoines.bsky.social · 21d

Today was a really good sports day.

* Steelers won in Ireland
* Cubs sweep St. Louis to end the season
* MLB Decision Day drama
* LOL Mets
* GB/DAL overtime