Tim in Des Moines
@timindesmoines.bsky.social
Cat dad. Better-halfed by @goddesshanna.bsky.social #Cubsin4. Wilds. Steelers. Cyclones. Tired. FDJT✊
Avatar from The Oatmeal, banner by me
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Cooper will always be bebe 💔
I don't care for Bad Bunny's music...
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but that was a good halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I don't care for Bad Bunny's music...
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but that was a good halftime show.
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but that was a good halftime show.
Does David Byrne know Bad Bunny stole his giant suit?
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Does David Byrne know Bad Bunny stole his giant suit?
Caturday confies
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Caturday confies
This an incredible pause face
February 6, 2026 at 4:16 AM
This an incredible pause face
Mister Man was acting crazy so I put on some Cat TV and he is /rapt/
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Mister Man was acting crazy so I put on some Cat TV and he is /rapt/
On top of all the other bullshit of the Republican Party, they’re perfectly fine with elder abuse. Your grandma on Medicare never stood a chance.
January 23, 2026 at 4:37 AM
On top of all the other bullshit of the Republican Party, they’re perfectly fine with elder abuse. Your grandma on Medicare never stood a chance.
I saw this comment and nothing has ever resonated more
“When you're a kid you think adults know all the answers and have life figured out. Only to realize that everyone is just as flying by the seat of their pants”
“When you're a kid you think adults know all the answers and have life figured out. Only to realize that everyone is just as flying by the seat of their pants”
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I saw this comment and nothing has ever resonated more
“When you're a kid you think adults know all the answers and have life figured out. Only to realize that everyone is just as flying by the seat of their pants”
“When you're a kid you think adults know all the answers and have life figured out. Only to realize that everyone is just as flying by the seat of their pants”
‘Post Breakup Sex’ by The Vaccines except its ’Post-Nasal Drip’
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
‘Post Breakup Sex’ by The Vaccines except its ’Post-Nasal Drip’
Brudder cuddle
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Brudder cuddle
Has the Nobel Prize committee ever rescinded a prize? Because they have an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Has the Nobel Prize committee ever rescinded a prize? Because they have an opportunity to do the funniest thing.
Don’t know what this means but Chicago is about the same percentage of the U.S. population as Nuremberg was to Germany at the end of WWII
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 AM
Don’t know what this means but Chicago is about the same percentage of the U.S. population as Nuremberg was to Germany at the end of WWII
Ruin a band by changing one letter
W2
W2
Ruin a band by changing one letter
The Curd
The Curd
Ruin a band by changing one letter.
The Why
The Why
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Ruin a band by changing one letter
W2
W2
When I was younger, my mom would ship me off to my grandma's house for a week during the summer. One time it started to rain while the sun was shining. Pointing it out, she told me "the Gypsies were making pancakes."
I swear this is true.
I swear this is true.
January 16, 2026 at 6:37 AM
When I was younger, my mom would ship me off to my grandma's house for a week during the summer. One time it started to rain while the sun was shining. Pointing it out, she told me "the Gypsies were making pancakes."
I swear this is true.
I swear this is true.
Here's a free one. If you're expecting quadruplet boys, you can name them Evan, Ian, John, and Shane
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Here's a free one. If you're expecting quadruplet boys, you can name them Evan, Ian, John, and Shane
Shepherds or cottage pie might be the world’s most perfect food
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Shepherds or cottage pie might be the world’s most perfect food
Confy but there are birbs about
January 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Confy but there are birbs about
Ever feel like someone is watching you?
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Ever feel like someone is watching you?
You know how hockey does the "Oops! All Goalies!" format? I want to see an "Oops! All Linemen" football game.
December 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
You know how hockey does the "Oops! All Goalies!" format? I want to see an "Oops! All Linemen" football game.
Mr Man was being screwy so I wedged him between me and the couch to give him a lil squeeze. Calmed right down
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Mr Man was being screwy so I wedged him between me and the couch to give him a lil squeeze. Calmed right down
Book bag on the floor is a certified kitty trap. It usually catches a Biz but this time it caught a Luna
December 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Book bag on the floor is a certified kitty trap. It usually catches a Biz but this time it caught a Luna
Gotta watch The Princess Bride tomorrow
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Gotta watch The Princess Bride tomorrow
Hashtag nestled
December 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hashtag nestled
@ds-eb.bsky.social hope you're doing ok
a white cat is laying on its back on a brown blanket .
ALT: a white cat is laying on its back on a brown blanket .
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December 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
@ds-eb.bsky.social hope you're doing ok