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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 11h

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Ko Ess Ahau ☀️😷 @occasio.bsky.social · 11h

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 1d

If not, its a rare vintage now, worth nearly twice as much...

BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 1d

A few DeWalts will go a long way towards a one-way ticket

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 1d

Hardship, or too expensive to ship to Australia? Flog them here, buy new ones for the new job in New South Wales.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 1d

Half-century, not out!

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 1d

Do I have the wine for you...

Coopers Creek Cats Pee On A Gooseberry Bush Sauvignon Blanc | Vivino English

Coopers Creek Cats Pee On A Gooseberry Bush Sauvignon Blanc is a White wine. Check its rating and reviews from the world’s largest wine community.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 1d

🎶If they ask you who's that fool in the corner
Sans-Merlot
Just say:
Little old cat sofa me

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 1d

That's a long smoko

THE CHATS - SMOKO (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

YouTube video by The Chats

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 1d

I'm surely somewhere on some spectrums, but the main whale fact I know is the technique for circumcising a whale.

First, you send down four skin-divers...

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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcc.bsky.social · 1d

Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 2d

Precisely the image in my mind...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 2d

Or listen to any standup by Billy Connolly - a 30 second setup & punchline takes a good 30 minutes to tell.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 2d

Tourists will mispronounce somewhere like Te Kauwhata very differently from how the locals mispronounce Teekawatta.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 2d

On the power bill, Foxy, its right there in the headline. You'd think she'd be keener on getting some solar panels on the Beehive or something...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 2d

And some where you can tell exactly when they got famous enough to override their editor...

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 2d

Hi @flibbertyshop.bsky.social! Nice to see you out there having fun 🦄

BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 2d

Paraparaumu
Te Kauwhata
Whanganui
Palmerston North
Waikikamukau

BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 2d

Someone is having a very awkward meeting with their manager this morning. Probably with their manager's manager's manager involved... Generally speaking...

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f*male b*tch 🇵🇸 @ahhmandah.bsky.social · 2d

this is VERY old now but still slaps

youtu.be/7CvmzPNNlHA?...

AotearoHA: Rising Stars - The Fan Brigade

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 3d

Not weird, this stuff is fascinating!

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 3d

Fer sher. If I'm witchin' I'm witchin' in the woods in a cabin with chicken legs.

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 3d

Less FIGJAM and more FOWDLY (Fuck Off We Don't Like You)

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 3d

"What I would say to you is, I didn't take this job seeking honours, blah, blah" Then when its announced "This is so unexpected, but it would be unseemly of me to decline the wishes of my peers, etc, etc,"

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BlueShiftNZ @blueshiftnz.bsky.social · 3d

Come on now, Matt, they've shoehorned it into Excel and its right nearly 58% of the time! I see no issues here.

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