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Karl Marx is supposed to have said "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." Trump has turned that one around with his second term.
February 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Karl Marx is supposed to have said "History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce." Trump has turned that one around with his second term.
So, if past is prologue, then today or tomorrow there should be a Maga-fueled blow-up about something minor to do with the Super Bowl that will send them howling through the rest of the week against the demons of wokeness.
)Or are they saving it up for the Olympics?).
)Or are they saving it up for the Olympics?).
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
So, if past is prologue, then today or tomorrow there should be a Maga-fueled blow-up about something minor to do with the Super Bowl that will send them howling through the rest of the week against the demons of wokeness.
)Or are they saving it up for the Olympics?).
)Or are they saving it up for the Olympics?).
You realize that anyone he's firing, he's firing because of the upcoming midterms. And they'll be back after the midterms. Bovino's just taking his S.S. drag to the dry cleaners.
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
You realize that anyone he's firing, he's firing because of the upcoming midterms. And they'll be back after the midterms. Bovino's just taking his S.S. drag to the dry cleaners.
It turns out the country has NOT fallen sway to the whims of a mad old man. We're just closed for renovations.
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It turns out the country has NOT fallen sway to the whims of a mad old man. We're just closed for renovations.
Can I get a show of hands here? Who didn't know Don Lemon was on Trump's enemies list? Uh-huh ... that's what I thought.
January 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Can I get a show of hands here? Who didn't know Don Lemon was on Trump's enemies list? Uh-huh ... that's what I thought.
I wish Mark Anderson had been able to break Luigi Mangione out of jail. Not because it's the right thing to do, but just because it's a hell of a plot point.
January 30, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I wish Mark Anderson had been able to break Luigi Mangione out of jail. Not because it's the right thing to do, but just because it's a hell of a plot point.
You know Trump's getting a lot of heat about Minneapolis when they release Epstein files to distract from it.
January 30, 2026 at 8:04 PM
You know Trump's getting a lot of heat about Minneapolis when they release Epstein files to distract from it.
If Trump's Bureau of Investigation can seize ballots from the 2020 election, what's to stop them from seizing ballots from the 2026 election?
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 PM
If Trump's Bureau of Investigation can seize ballots from the 2020 election, what's to stop them from seizing ballots from the 2026 election?
Stephen Miller says that agents were not following protocol when they executed Alex Pretti.
"It's customary to offer them a blindfold and a cigarette. This was a grave breech of common courtesy."
"It's customary to offer them a blindfold and a cigarette. This was a grave breech of common courtesy."
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Stephen Miller says that agents were not following protocol when they executed Alex Pretti.
"It's customary to offer them a blindfold and a cigarette. This was a grave breech of common courtesy."
"It's customary to offer them a blindfold and a cigarette. This was a grave breech of common courtesy."
ICE agents are being assigned to the Winter Olympics as bodyguards for JD Vance and Marco Rubio.
(I'm not even making that part up.)
In keeping with their training, the agents will execute Vance and deport Rubio to Somalia.
That's two gold medals for the U.S. right off the bat.
(I'm not even making that part up.)
In keeping with their training, the agents will execute Vance and deport Rubio to Somalia.
That's two gold medals for the U.S. right off the bat.
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 AM
ICE agents are being assigned to the Winter Olympics as bodyguards for JD Vance and Marco Rubio.
(I'm not even making that part up.)
In keeping with their training, the agents will execute Vance and deport Rubio to Somalia.
That's two gold medals for the U.S. right off the bat.
(I'm not even making that part up.)
In keeping with their training, the agents will execute Vance and deport Rubio to Somalia.
That's two gold medals for the U.S. right off the bat.
We can't be certain Bovino is out of the picture until he pops up on Dancing with the Stars.
January 28, 2026 at 12:28 AM
We can't be certain Bovino is out of the picture until he pops up on Dancing with the Stars.
Why is the regime recalibrating on Alex Pretti? Because they can't figure how to cast him as the OTHER. He's not gay, like Renee Good, not brown like little Liam Ramos, or the 32 migrants who died in detention last year, the 6 who have already died this year. Alex Pretti was too privileged to kill.
January 27, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Why is the regime recalibrating on Alex Pretti? Because they can't figure how to cast him as the OTHER. He's not gay, like Renee Good, not brown like little Liam Ramos, or the 32 migrants who died in detention last year, the 6 who have already died this year. Alex Pretti was too privileged to kill.
DHS says there's bodycam footage of Alex Pretti's murder, but cannot release it until they make sure the number of fingers on everyone is correct.
January 26, 2026 at 9:07 PM
DHS says there's bodycam footage of Alex Pretti's murder, but cannot release it until they make sure the number of fingers on everyone is correct.
These are the times that try a network news reporters soul: two weeks of having to come up with human interest stories related to the Super Bowl.
January 26, 2026 at 7:37 PM
These are the times that try a network news reporters soul: two weeks of having to come up with human interest stories related to the Super Bowl.
I guess the death of Alex Pretti makes sense when you acknowledge that he broke the First Law of Neanderthals:
Never come between a man and the woman he is beating on.
Never come between a man and the woman he is beating on.
January 26, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I guess the death of Alex Pretti makes sense when you acknowledge that he broke the First Law of Neanderthals:
Never come between a man and the woman he is beating on.
Never come between a man and the woman he is beating on.
Between Kristi Noem and Gregory Bovino, we have a department headed by cosplayers. Maybe they don't think any of this is real.
January 26, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Between Kristi Noem and Gregory Bovino, we have a department headed by cosplayers. Maybe they don't think any of this is real.
If Tom Homan is your choice for calming things down, things are completely out of control.
January 26, 2026 at 6:04 PM
If Tom Homan is your choice for calming things down, things are completely out of control.
Open carry in every state.
January 26, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Open carry in every state.
What did ICE learn from the killing of Renee Good?
That they can get away with murder.
What can we learn from the killing of Alex Pretti?
That there will be more.
What can't we know?
How many more there will be.
That they can get away with murder.
What can we learn from the killing of Alex Pretti?
That there will be more.
What can't we know?
How many more there will be.
January 24, 2026 at 11:42 PM
What did ICE learn from the killing of Renee Good?
That they can get away with murder.
What can we learn from the killing of Alex Pretti?
That there will be more.
What can't we know?
How many more there will be.
That they can get away with murder.
What can we learn from the killing of Alex Pretti?
That there will be more.
What can't we know?
How many more there will be.
Well, every word out of Kristi's mouth was a lie, but you can tell she's feeling the heat, since she wasn't wearing a costume today.
January 24, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Well, every word out of Kristi's mouth was a lie, but you can tell she's feeling the heat, since she wasn't wearing a costume today.
he weapon brandished by the victim was apparently a 9mm cell phone.
January 24, 2026 at 8:21 PM
he weapon brandished by the victim was apparently a 9mm cell phone.
Bovino somehow forgot to mention that five agents were on top of the disarmed man who was on the ground subdued when he was shot five times and murdered. Just a slip of the tongue, I'm sure.
January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Bovino somehow forgot to mention that five agents were on top of the disarmed man who was on the ground subdued when he was shot five times and murdered. Just a slip of the tongue, I'm sure.
Breaking news: Man wrestled to the ground, then shot by ICE agents.
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
Another ICE murder in front of Glam Doll Donuts
www.reddit.com
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Breaking news: Man wrestled to the ground, then shot by ICE agents.
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
www.reddit.com/r/Minneapoli...
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Ed Davey -
Trump is acting like an international gangster.
The Prime Minister has tried appeasing him for 12 months and has failed. It's time we finally stood up to him and united with our European allies to make him back down.
Trump is acting like an international gangster.
The Prime Minister has tried appeasing him for 12 months and has failed. It's time we finally stood up to him and united with our European allies to make him back down.
January 20, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Ed Davey -
Trump is acting like an international gangster.
The Prime Minister has tried appeasing him for 12 months and has failed. It's time we finally stood up to him and united with our European allies to make him back down.
Trump is acting like an international gangster.
The Prime Minister has tried appeasing him for 12 months and has failed. It's time we finally stood up to him and united with our European allies to make him back down.
"To me, a town looks better when you have military people."
--Donald Trump
Not, say, streetlamps, or park benches, white picket fences, but armed occupation troops are his idea of civic improvement.
Madness. Madness.
--Donald Trump
Not, say, streetlamps, or park benches, white picket fences, but armed occupation troops are his idea of civic improvement.
Madness. Madness.
January 21, 2026 at 5:28 PM
"To me, a town looks better when you have military people."
--Donald Trump
Not, say, streetlamps, or park benches, white picket fences, but armed occupation troops are his idea of civic improvement.
Madness. Madness.
--Donald Trump
Not, say, streetlamps, or park benches, white picket fences, but armed occupation troops are his idea of civic improvement.
Madness. Madness.