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Novelist(The Strange Case of the Pharaoh's Heart) screenwriter, raconteur, kibbitzer, sesquipedilian, homo ludens, sans-culotte, Tralfamadorian, Dylan Thomist. https://timothymillernovels.blogspot.com/

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TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · Nov 21

If you should come across one or all of these books somewhere in the wild, won't you open up your hearts and take them home? They'll love you just as much as you love them, and they won't claw up the furniture.

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TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 10h

Now he's pleading with the Nobel Committee for the Miss Congeniality Award.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 11h

You mean we could have defeated Skynet by withholding pizza?

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 12h

I have come to suspect that everyone online trying to excuse and push writers into using AI is actually an AI bot loosed on the world by Big Tech desperate to recruit users of its lousy product. This may be paranoia...but I think there's some truth to it.

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TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 15h

What a travesty! What a miscarriage of justice.The Nobel Peace Prize is worthless! It should have gone to a great American who has touched hearts worldwide. It should have gone to Bad Bunny!

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 1d

Show of hands: how many people thought this guy was scheduled to do the halfime show? Not just me, c'mon.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 2d

Three thousand Mexican runners are set to arrive in Chicago this weekend for the Marathon, even as the National Guard is set to deploy. This should be fun.

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TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 2d

That's a feature, not a bug.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 2d

When a Cabinet secretary vows they will not reveal to the congressional oversight committee the contents of a conversation with the president, I just assume that they weren't listening to whatever Donnie spewed and are embarrassed to admit it.

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TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 3d

We need investigative journalism, not access journalism.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 3d

They can pack CBS up and take it home as far as I'm concerned. I've got plenty of books to read.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 3d

In a surprise move, Trump has named actress Tilly Norwood to head the administration's new Task Force on Artificial Intelligence Oversight. "I know she's young, but she's born for the job," said Trump. "Plus she's right out of central casting."

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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 4d

In Chicago this weekend.

Trump's thugs beat the hell out of this young guy who was just standing there.

He is now in the hospital.

The thug who beat him was doxxed by the female activist who Border Patrol shot on Saturday.

He went from the scene of the shooting to this.

@democrats.senate.gov

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TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 3d

"Portland has been on fire for years."--Donald Trump

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 4d

They said hikers, but whether they know the difference between the two, I don't know. They said they are trapped at 16,000 ft.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 4d

Terrorist=anyone who looks sideways at Trump.
Insurrection=the act of rolling your eyes at anything Trump says.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 4d

HUNDREDS of hikers are stranded on Mt. Everest due to a snowstorm. HUNDREDS. Sure, I'd climb Mt. Everest myself if it weren't so crowded all the time. I knew this would happen when they opened a Starbuck's on the summit.

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TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 4d

Now he claims that he used the magic power of tariffs to stop seven wars. I'm surprised the Batphone never went off during his press conference.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 6d

For several years I carried around a chocolate bar and when I was in a room fall of people staring at their cell phones (which happens often) I would whip out my chocolate bar and stare at that. Since no one looked too closely (or at all) it could pass for a cell phone.
I miss those days.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 9d

Unfortunately, he was not invited to her secret island getaway.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 9d

Let's hope they're hungry.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 10d

I feel bad for the Louisiana National Guard. They could have visited some place exciting like Chicago or Memphis. Instead they'll be banished to Shreveport.

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TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 10d

I hope you'll indulge me:
CUBS WIN!
CUBS WIN!
CUBS WIN!

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 10d

A pep rally without cheerleaders and pompoms? That’s an excuse for a military coup right there.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 11d

I'm assuming that the secret of the miraculous medbed must be:
1) An actual bed instead of a slick narrow slab.
2) Staff actually let you sleep through the night instead of waking you up every half hour to poke you and peer in your orifices.

TimothyMiller Author @timomiller.bsky.social · 12d

With all the church shootings, the safest people in America are atheists.

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