TimothyMiller Author
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Novelist(The Strange Case of the Pharaoh's Heart) screenwriter, raconteur, kibbitzer, sesquipedilian, homo ludens, sans-culotte, Tralfamadorian, Dylan Thomist. https://timothymillernovels.blogspot.com/
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If you should come across one or all of these books somewhere in the wild, won't you open up your hearts and take them home? They'll love you just as much as you love them, and they won't claw up the furniture.
Would you choose a writing partner who hallucinates all the time?
(Yes, this is another anti-AI screed. But the last one this year, I promise.)
(Yes, this is another anti-AI screed. But the last one this year, I promise.)
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Would you choose a writing partner who hallucinates all the time?
(Yes, this is another anti-AI screed. But the last one this year, I promise.)
(Yes, this is another anti-AI screed. But the last one this year, I promise.)
At midnight do we turn the calendar backward one month or forward one month? I can never remember.
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
At midnight do we turn the calendar backward one month or forward one month? I can never remember.
I'm pretty sure all of these "A Look Back at 2025" segments on tv can be medically classified as PTSD.
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm pretty sure all of these "A Look Back at 2025" segments on tv can be medically classified as PTSD.
We need Kristi Noem.
Hear me out.
We need her next Wednesday to drag 2025 out to gravel pit and put it out of our misery. A lot of people would quail when looking into the big eyes of this puppy year. But this year has been proved to be untrainable and must be put down.
It's Kristi's time.
Hear me out.
We need her next Wednesday to drag 2025 out to gravel pit and put it out of our misery. A lot of people would quail when looking into the big eyes of this puppy year. But this year has been proved to be untrainable and must be put down.
It's Kristi's time.
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
We need Kristi Noem.
Hear me out.
We need her next Wednesday to drag 2025 out to gravel pit and put it out of our misery. A lot of people would quail when looking into the big eyes of this puppy year. But this year has been proved to be untrainable and must be put down.
It's Kristi's time.
Hear me out.
We need her next Wednesday to drag 2025 out to gravel pit and put it out of our misery. A lot of people would quail when looking into the big eyes of this puppy year. But this year has been proved to be untrainable and must be put down.
It's Kristi's time.
If you liked Trump's Covid-19, you're gonna love RFK's Measles-26.
December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If you liked Trump's Covid-19, you're gonna love RFK's Measles-26.
Who convinced Trump that bombs have a "use by" date?
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Who convinced Trump that bombs have a "use by" date?
AI will never attain human intelligence until it can keep dating its checks 2025 well into the first month of 2026.
So that's a comfort.
So that's a comfort.
December 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
AI will never attain human intelligence until it can keep dating its checks 2025 well into the first month of 2026.
So that's a comfort.
So that's a comfort.
If you think it's crazy warm today, just imagine what it would be like if global warming were real.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you think it's crazy warm today, just imagine what it would be like if global warming were real.
Thank you, JD Vance, for freeing white people from having to say we're sorry all the time. It was a real downer of a conversation opener. And it really sucked as a pickup line.
December 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thank you, JD Vance, for freeing white people from having to say we're sorry all the time. It was a real downer of a conversation opener. And it really sucked as a pickup line.
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AI is a cancer.
New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
Fiddler Ashley MacIsaac has show cancelled over Google AI-generated misinformation
Cape Breton musician was set to perform in Nova Scotia before a search summary incorrectly described him as a sex offender
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
AI is a cancer.
Relax. A Trump class battleship is just a yacht with a ballroom.
December 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Relax. A Trump class battleship is just a yacht with a ballroom.
What's ironic is that Skynet doesn't need killing machines to wipe out the human race. Just data centers. We're handing over our water and energy willingly. Skynet will kill us with AI slop.
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What's ironic is that Skynet doesn't need killing machines to wipe out the human race. Just data centers. We're handing over our water and energy willingly. Skynet will kill us with AI slop.
What To Do In Case of Winter
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What To Do In Case of Winter
A poem
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December 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What To Do In Case of Winter
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Black is the new transparent.
December 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Black is the new transparent.
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New Substack:
Are Americans desperate?And retreating into AI-generated fantasies?
A recipe for disaster.
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
Are Americans desperate?And retreating into AI-generated fantasies?
A recipe for disaster.
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New Substack:
Are Americans desperate?And retreating into AI-generated fantasies?
A recipe for disaster.
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
Are Americans desperate?And retreating into AI-generated fantasies?
A recipe for disaster.
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
His funeral will have the greatest attendance of any president's by far. So many people aare going to want to make SURE.
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
His funeral will have the greatest attendance of any president's by far. So many people aare going to want to make SURE.
"When confronted with anyone who holds my lack of religious faith in such contempt, I say, “It’s the way God made me.”
-- Ricky Gervais
-- Ricky Gervais
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"When confronted with anyone who holds my lack of religious faith in such contempt, I say, “It’s the way God made me.”
-- Ricky Gervais
-- Ricky Gervais
New Substack:
Are Americans desperate?And retreating into AI-generated fantasies?
A recipe for disaster.
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
Are Americans desperate?And retreating into AI-generated fantasies?
A recipe for disaster.
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New Substack:
Are Americans desperate?And retreating into AI-generated fantasies?
A recipe for disaster.
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
Are Americans desperate?And retreating into AI-generated fantasies?
A recipe for disaster.
open.substack.com/pub/mosesmil...
Breaking: Presidents yells at clouds, promises to deport them to Lower Slobbovia.
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Breaking: Presidents yells at clouds, promises to deport them to Lower Slobbovia.
People keep asking me about my writing process. It's really very simple:
1) Write some words.
2) Instantly regret them.
1) Write some words.
2) Instantly regret them.
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
People keep asking me about my writing process. It's really very simple:
1) Write some words.
2) Instantly regret them.
1) Write some words.
2) Instantly regret them.
Congrats to the FBI!
They've stopped the nefarious Turtle Island Liberation Front or possibly the Order of the Black Lotus, a monstrous organization numbering six members, two of whom were FBI agents.
Unfortunately, Antifa got away in a black limo driven by Kobayashi.
Curses! We'll get you, Antifa!
They've stopped the nefarious Turtle Island Liberation Front or possibly the Order of the Black Lotus, a monstrous organization numbering six members, two of whom were FBI agents.
Unfortunately, Antifa got away in a black limo driven by Kobayashi.
Curses! We'll get you, Antifa!
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Congrats to the FBI!
They've stopped the nefarious Turtle Island Liberation Front or possibly the Order of the Black Lotus, a monstrous organization numbering six members, two of whom were FBI agents.
Unfortunately, Antifa got away in a black limo driven by Kobayashi.
Curses! We'll get you, Antifa!
They've stopped the nefarious Turtle Island Liberation Front or possibly the Order of the Black Lotus, a monstrous organization numbering six members, two of whom were FBI agents.
Unfortunately, Antifa got away in a black limo driven by Kobayashi.
Curses! We'll get you, Antifa!
"You work for yourself. If you are a chef, you are the first taster. ”Um, I love that. Do you want to share?’ But, you have to love before. You are the first spectator of your film. If you think about the other people, you’re dead, you know."
-- Jean-Pierre Jeunet
-- Jean-Pierre Jeunet
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"You work for yourself. If you are a chef, you are the first taster. ”Um, I love that. Do you want to share?’ But, you have to love before. You are the first spectator of your film. If you think about the other people, you’re dead, you know."
-- Jean-Pierre Jeunet
-- Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Breaking: Trump has asked the Coast Guard to retrofit the stolen Venezuelan tanker as a private boat, Yacht Force One. "It'll belong to all Americans, although they won't be allowed anywhere near it. I can move the Ballroom on to it, once I'm no longer preznit--as if that's ever going to happen."
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Breaking: Trump has asked the Coast Guard to retrofit the stolen Venezuelan tanker as a private boat, Yacht Force One. "It'll belong to all Americans, although they won't be allowed anywhere near it. I can move the Ballroom on to it, once I'm no longer preznit--as if that's ever going to happen."
When will the press walk out on him?
“I thought that issue was dead, just like those shipwrecked crew.”
Q: Has Hegseth told you why he hasn't released the video of the second strike?
TRUMP: He hasn't told me. I thought that issue was dead. I'm surprised you're bringing it up. Are you with CNN?
Q: I am with CNN
TRUMP: You work for the Democrats
TRUMP: He hasn't told me. I thought that issue was dead. I'm surprised you're bringing it up. Are you with CNN?
Q: I am with CNN
TRUMP: You work for the Democrats
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
When will the press walk out on him?
Thanks, Donald. All I wanted for Christmas was 37 pencils.
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thanks, Donald. All I wanted for Christmas was 37 pencils.