Timothy Balding
@timothybalding.bsky.social
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Author of the first Donald Trump novel - 'The Zucchini Conspiracy' - and other anthropological mysteries. All books at http://tinyurl.com/3v3kfkt9
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"Great wit and erudition ... it's fun, playful and philosophical, a very enjoyable read!"
A video review of my latest novel, 'The Spectator', up today on the Youtube book channel of author Andy Miller.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ8G...
The Spectator by Timothy Balding
YouTube video by Andy Christopher Miller
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Why do all such questions ask about 'WIPs'? Has no one actually finished and published anything here that they can talk about?😜
Just send the file to yourself by email each day, or hour, or minute, depending on your level of paranoia (mine is high). I figure that Google will survive me, so I'm safe.
Thanks! One can say what some music endeavours to 'describe' - Smetana's Moldau, for example, or Beethoven's Pastoral symphony, are extremely evocative. Then, one can also describe what effect the music has on us, emotionally. Here's an extract from one of my novels where I endeavour to do this.
What do you mean, though? To describe music? To write prose which has its own word music? Or ...?
Once upon a time, authors savaged each other's books, while critics shredded lousy writing. Back to the good old days with a review eviscerating Dan Brown's new novel: "weapons grade bollocks", by an "inept", "hopeless" author. Let's kill more darlings! theguardian.com/books/2025/s...
The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown review – weapons-grade nonsense from beginning to end
Code-breaking hero Robert Langdon is back for another conspiracy thriller, featuring underground laboratories and new thoughts on the nature of consciousness
theguardian.com
Once upon a time, authors savaged each other's books, while critics shredded lousy writing. Back to the good old days with a review eviscerating Dan Brown's new novel: "weapons grade bollocks", by an "inept", "hopeless" author. Let's kill more darlings! theguardian.com/books/2025/s...
The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown review – weapons-grade nonsense from beginning to end
Code-breaking hero Robert Langdon is back for another conspiracy thriller, featuring underground laboratories and new thoughts on the nature of consciousness
theguardian.com
Four bestselling authors recently put their readers to the test and published their own short texts next to AI work on the same theme. A large 'blind' poll found that their readers simply couldn't tell the difference. I did the test - AI was much better written and more interesting.
😀 Definitely not to be meddled with! And you should see her zucchini.
Anybody out there? Is Bluesky a reality or an illusion? For the moment, it's a cemetery and I'm a zombie here.
"Great wit and erudition ... it's fun, playful and philosophical, a very enjoyable read!"
A video review of my latest novel, 'The Spectator', up today on the Youtube book channel of author Andy Miller.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ8G...
The Spectator by Timothy Balding
YouTube video by Andy Christopher Miller
www.youtube.com
"Great wit and erudition ... it's fun, playful and philosophical, a very enjoyable read!"
A video review of my latest novel, 'The Spectator', up today on the Youtube book channel of author Andy Miller.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ8G...
The Spectator by Timothy Balding
YouTube video by Andy Christopher Miller
www.youtube.com
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In today's issue of the excellent London Review of Books ... my own little act of resistance to the oncoming storm. And the Spanish peasant woman who inspired it all (photo Associated Press, if I remember rightly). The creative mind at work ... Ooh la la!
If perhaps you can find such a thing as your 'true self' 😀 In my case, it never existed. I had to invent it from scratch. I don't think I'm the only one obliged to do this, in an epoch where ways of thinking and beliefs are less and less inherited, our parents having, rightly, given up such ambition
In today's issue of the excellent London Review of Books ... my own little act of resistance to the oncoming storm. And the Spanish peasant woman who inspired it all (photo Associated Press, if I remember rightly). The creative mind at work ... Ooh la la!
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It's a long time between reviews these days. Few readers make the effort. So when a new one suddenly pops up, like this evening, well, a man could weep, really 😃 'The Spectator' (tinyurl.com/3v3kfkt9)
It's a long time between reviews these days. Few readers make the effort. So when a new one suddenly pops up, like this evening, well, a man could weep, really 😃 'The Spectator' (tinyurl.com/3v3kfkt9)
Thank you kindly. Maybe indeed it's why my book sales on Amazon this past week are at nothing...
Twitter is under attack, apparently, and has been down three times today. That's why they're coming over here right now 😀
Frantic first and last. I'm one of those (there are many) who only write one draft. That may have a lot to do with the long mental preparation. Paulo Coelho, for instance, says he wrote The Alchemist only once, and in twelve days, because he'd done all the work already in his head.
My process, which is impossible for me to modify, apparently:
I simply have to wait, going about life, while my creative tank fills itself in agonising slowness with my next book's ideas. It could take a year or two. Eventually, I'm ready, and then I write rapidly to the death! Every day.
First I've heard of such a boycott. Could you tell us more?
Not revolution, but resistance. That's also satisfying.
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As America sells out Ukraine and Europe, and begins to dismantle its own democracy in front of our very eyes, it seems like an appropriate day to give a new boost to my Trump novel. Please repost if you are feeling kindly. tinyurl.com/3v3kfkt9
As America sells out Ukraine and Europe, and begins to dismantle its own democracy in front of our very eyes, it seems like an appropriate day to give a new boost to my Trump novel. Please repost if you are feeling kindly. tinyurl.com/3v3kfkt9
I don't really see that they are. The US is much more ideologically related to Iran, for instance, than Russia. No, this current fiasco is rather the result of a personal rapport between two tyrants who adore power and cruelty.