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Timothy Balding
@timothybalding.bsky.social
Author of the first Donald Trump novel - 'The Zucchini Conspiracy' - and other anthropological mysteries. All books at http://tinyurl.com/3v3kfkt9
Well, at least the very good ones open such worlds. But they are few and far between in our times.
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
For sure it's 'neurobiological'. Who could doubt that?
November 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I stole the books with sexy bits from my father's bookshelves. He never knew. I remember taking Catch-22, which was pretty dirty, and also The Canterbury Tales (incredible sexy, but very, very difficult to understand!). This was my education (in those days, no one had the bad taste to teach sex).
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Thank you kindly, Marianne!
October 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Thanks. Yes, I knew about cows. But not humans. That was the point of my curiosity. We know a dead cow can't fart, but perhaps a human who has eaten a dead cow is also a problem.
October 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Is this from human farting, like the cows? It's true that this is frequent after beef burgers.
October 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
That's kind of you to say so. It gives me much pleasure. Thanks! As a bonus, here's a short passage on Bach from the same novel (The hero is talking to his parrot, by the way; he's discovered that 'Yorick' loves classical music).
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Why do all such questions ask about 'WIPs'? Has no one actually finished and published anything here that they can talk about?😜
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just send the file to yourself by email each day, or hour, or minute, depending on your level of paranoia (mine is high). I figure that Google will survive me, so I'm safe.
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Thanks! One can say what some music endeavours to 'describe' - Smetana's Moldau, for example, or Beethoven's Pastoral symphony, are extremely evocative. Then, one can also describe what effect the music has on us, emotionally. Here's an extract from one of my novels where I endeavour to do this.
October 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What do you mean, though? To describe music? To write prose which has its own word music? Or ...?
October 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Four bestselling authors recently put their readers to the test and published their own short texts next to AI work on the same theme. A large 'blind' poll found that their readers simply couldn't tell the difference. I did the test - AI was much better written and more interesting.
September 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
😀 Definitely not to be meddled with! And you should see her zucchini.
September 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If perhaps you can find such a thing as your 'true self' 😀 In my case, it never existed. I had to invent it from scratch. I don't think I'm the only one obliged to do this, in an epoch where ways of thinking and beliefs are less and less inherited, our parents having, rightly, given up such ambition
March 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Thank you kindly. Maybe indeed it's why my book sales on Amazon this past week are at nothing...
March 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM