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@timothytoothache.bsky.social
Can't we just bring back MySpace?
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Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I will see you in Valhalla. 🫡
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Ouch 🚽
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Superbowl halftime America needs.
don’t break my heart *quick changing costume from cowboy to chef’s hat as a kitchen island rises from machinery under the stage* my bake a cakey heart
October 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Not to be un-america, but maybe we should have been a little more willing to update our government with good ideas from other countries. Like dissolving the government and having new elections when it becomes clear that the current government can no longer govern. Or isn't interested in governing
Trump: "I said, 'put it all into one bill and if we get it done, we're done for four years.' We don't need anything more from Congress."
October 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
Pope Leo blasts economy that marginalizes poor while wealthy live in bubble of luxury
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer.
bit.ly
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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THIS!! 👇👇
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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A Christianity that is known for its cruelty is a Christianity that no longer knows Christ.

"By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another." -Jesus
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Imagine having to go on Fox News and say that there has never been a greater threat to the American way of life than people in inflatable frog costumes.
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hey uh, what the fuck?
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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would it kill one of you metal bands to wear your Mountain Goats tee when you get the @decibelmagazine.bsky.social cover? I know you guys listen to the Mountain Goats, don’t front
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Somebody needs to remix this.
a black and white cat wearing a hat and a baseball jersey
ALT: a black and white cat wearing a hat and a baseball jersey
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Put a wig and an ill fitting suit on him and he's ready to Make Ivalice Great Again.
September 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Damn you monkey's paw! When I wished for Final Fantasy Tactics to be remade or remastered I didn't know it would cause current events to make it even more relevant.

www.rollingstone.com/culture/rs-g...
Final Fantasy Tactics' Themes of Class and Resistance Hit Way Harder in 2025
Square Enix's 'Final Fantasy Tactics' told a tragic tale of classism. Its remake is doing even more
www.rollingstone.com
September 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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fuck you and your unwalkable city. i'll die crossing this damn road if i have to
September 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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I saw Paul McCartney in concert last night & predict he has a very bright future ahead of him. 👍

#MarkMyWords
September 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on family,

hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on religion, and

hostility towards those who hold traditional American views on morality."

Isn't MAGA guilty of several of these?
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"the following “indica” (indicators) of violence:

anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-Christianity, support for the overthrow of the United States Government,extremism on migration, extremism on race, extremism on gender
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hey I don't mean to be alarmist but what the fuck? This seems like a tremendous overreach of authority. Investigating people for terrorism for having anti-Christian opinions? Anti-capitalism? We all have to worship Christ and the dollar now or be suspected of crime? This is nucking futs!
🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nsp...
Trump’s NSPM-7 Labels Common Beliefs As Terrorism “Indicators”
New order targets “anti-Christian,” “anti-American,” and “anti-capitalism” opinions
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Someone at my work said her husband and his friends had rented an Airbnb to take a fishing trip and then she slowly said the name of the town (I guess because she had not encountered it before) and it was my hometown. It was like someone blew a dog whistle, my ears perked up and my head turned.
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wearing a brown shirt with a Hitler mustache to illustrate how silly people who think you support fascist ideology is maybe not the slam dunk he thinks it is.
September 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Seems like a great reason for basic healthcare to not be a for profit business.

hms.harvard.edu/news/deaths-...
Deaths Rose in Emergency Rooms After Hospitals Were Acquired by Private Equity Firms
Staffing, salary cuts offer likely explanation for increase compared to non-private-equity hospitals
hms.harvard.edu
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Sure, fine, whatever. Let's bail out Argentina for face planting from putting an idiot in charge. No money to feed lunch to school children or do a single useful fucking thing, but infinity dollars for war, bailing out the rich and propping up people who have your same terrible ideas
September 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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10/10
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM