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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · 2d

“Oh yeah? Um- er- ah- At least I didn't get to leave His Majesty, unlike you with the Kongs!”

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

“Said wardrobe gives me the edge over anything you have. Your haircut and clothes? Outdated like Rool’s attempts at hogging the banana hoard. Even Tiny had more style than you, and she has the potential to surpass me.”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · 2d

“Oh yeah? At least I’ve got decent clothing style more than you could ever have from your little Kong wardrobe!”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · 2d

“Oh yeah? At least I’ve got decent clothing style more than you could ever have from your little Kong wardrobe!”

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

“So. The pretender managed to make herself come here to steal my style. You Kremlings never have any original ideas.”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · 2d

“Candy?! HERE?!”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · 2d

“Candy?! HERE?!”

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𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.

a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman

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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · 12d

“It’s been so long....”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · 28d

Ah, if it isn’t the plumber boy himself...

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ @superstarplumber.bsky.social · Jul 26

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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Sep 1

“Don’t need proof. I spit facts.”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Sep 1

“Oh yeah? Where’s your proof?”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Sep 1

“I beat Tiny in the Barrel Blast racing tournament. Twice.”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Sep 1

“I beat Tiny in the Barrel Blast racing tournament. Twice.”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 30

“I... I CAN’T BELIEVE I LOST!”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 29

The Kremling girl lost. How could she lose to SOMEONE who isn’t a member of the Kong family? She stepped out of the dance pad, and went away while the audience cheered for her opponent by successfully beating Kalypso...

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 29

It’s over. It’s so over. Amiga won the dance battle challenge. Kalypso cheated, and that was all the monkey pop idol could do...

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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 29

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!”

This lead to Kalypso shoving or punching the monkey girl off the Player 1 dance pad. She is NOT GOING TO ALLOW THIS.

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 29

The monkey pop idol is performing great, and despite the few arrows she missed... That primate is going to win the dance challenge!

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 29

Even if she DID time the steps right, she still kept missing!

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 29

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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 29

“No, but victory will be claimed by me!”

Yeah, no. It doesn’t seem Kalypso is ready. Doesn’t help the fact she has to experience Healing Vision’s Heavy mode of all difficulties. This is not good.

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 28

“What’s the matter? Surprised I chose a boss song for the finale?”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 28

“Oh, for crying out l-”

SHIT. Out of all the DDR tracks chosen, why did it HAVE to be Healing Vision ~ Angelic mix ~?! The worst part? Kalypso didn’t practice, which puts her at a HUGE disadvantage! What to do...

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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 28

“Oh, for crying out l-”

SHIT. Out of all the DDR tracks chosen, why did it HAVE to be Healing Vision ~ Angelic mix ~?! The worst part? Kalypso didn’t practice, which puts her at a HUGE disadvantage! What to do...

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 28

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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 28

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(‘This little shrimp... How did she manage to defeat me in round 2?’)

The third and final round here. The pop idol should better pick a song for the two ladies to dance to, or else there’s gonna be a problem. If it’s a hard one...

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 28

“Heh. Annoyed you weren’t able to secure a 2nd victory to win the Best of 3? Too bad.”

The monkey girl made sure Kalypso didn't win. Because Amiga won, it’s HER TURN to choose a music track. It’s the final round, meaning it’s a winner take-all.

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 27

“Tch...”

Kalypso became annoyed. She thought this dance challenge battle is going to be a piece of cake, but she had underestimated the pop idol badly. It’s as if her opponent had caught up to recover from the 1st round, and things aren’t looking good for female Kremling...

The moment the song -

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 28

“Feeling the groove, are you?”

Even Kalypso’s taste in music has a strong effect, especially to the two strange beings who decided to pump things up. Anyway, Kalypso started to dance.

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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 27

ended very short, it was obvious Kalypso let her guard as she realized the pop idol monkey won the 2nd match.

“Grrr....”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 27

“Tch...”

Kalypso became annoyed. She thought this dance challenge battle is going to be a piece of cake, but she had underestimated the pop idol badly. It’s as if her opponent had caught up to recover from the 1st round, and things aren’t looking good for female Kremling...

The moment the song -

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 27

“No need to remind me...”

While the previous first match was a failure to win, Amiga was able to make a clutch; this time, instead of getting randomized boos, misses, goods, and greats, she was receiving multiple perfects and marvelouses for each timing of the arrows she stepped on.

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 27

“Got a problem? If not, then shut up and step it up, kid.”

And thus, the two started to dance the selected song Kalypso chose, and for the croc girl who had a great taste in Disco... She is stepping the arrows with precision.... Making her opponent fall behind.

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𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 27

“Got a problem? If not, then shut up and step it up, kid.”

And thus, the two started to dance the selected song Kalypso chose, and for the croc girl who had a great taste in Disco... She is stepping the arrows with precision.... Making her opponent fall behind.

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 26

She expected Kalypso to at least choose Butterfly by Smile.DK, but Jam On It? Really? Ah, who cares. The 2nd match should be better than the previous, now that the monkey idol kinda figured out Kalypso’s gameplan....