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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 2d

“...It’s complicated. Diddy is doing well, but for some reason, he falsely got aligned with the messed up people, which I’ve been trying to prove his innocence.”

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

“You’re looking at the real deal, Dixie. How are things going with you and your boyfriend?”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 2d

“No way... Candy, is that you?”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 2d

“No way... Candy, is that you?”

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𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 2d

𝗡𝗼, 𝗗𝗞, 𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗿𝘆. 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜'𝘃𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗰𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗲𝗹𝘀𝗲, 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗺𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝘀.

a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a monkey standing next to a painting of a woman

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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 28d

“Rool got last place? Oh, if only Tiny was here so we can all make fun of him for losing...”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 28d

“So who wants to talk how King K. Rool got last place? No one? Just me? Because I’m celebrating his embarrassing defeat.”

𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐀 @racingking.bsky.social · 28d

𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

4 - TOMMY OLIVER
5 - ALICIA ACORN
6 - KRYPT
7 - JET THE HAWK
8 - TRON
9 - NiGHTS
10 - TOPH
11 - ESPIO
12 - KING K. ROOL

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 29d

“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 29d

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 29d

“Counterpoint: the new DLC Donkey Kong has in his game.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · 29d

"Super Boring.

There was nothing really to see."

*... ... ...*

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 29d

“I’m surprised DK didn’t get turned into a baby in the new Tennis game. Could it be the power of Seth Rogan flowing through him?”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 29d

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants says " look gary there i am again look "

ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants says " look gary there i am again look "

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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 29d

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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 29d

“Congrats!”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ @superstarplumber.bsky.social · 29d

oh, wowie. . .

40 years old already!

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Sep 1

“Oh yeah? Where’s your proof?”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Sep 1

“I beat Tiny in the Barrel Blast racing tournament. Twice.”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Sep 1

“Ha ha ha... Oops.”

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · Sep 1

“...So. Some of the Kremlings and Rool, alongside the rest of the Kongs were invited to play baseball without me.”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 29

“...I can’t believe Amiga was able to beat Kalypso in a dance challenge where my little sister couldn't!”

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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 28

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Source: https://64.media.tumblr.com/ca9ec8eb7570b5eaee12e9246b51a969/1e4565377160fba7-89/s2048x3072/d8ca3a98bbae290299001bfac9d747bdda0e0763.pnj

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 26

“You mean my long ponytail hair?

...I thought the discussion of my hair propelling like a helicopter died down. Why do you ask?”

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐎𝐧𝐞. @b3st3arthbender.bsky.social · Aug 26

@diddykongsgf.bsky.social

"So, what's with the propeller hair?"

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 23

“You rigged my little sister’s right to win.”

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 23

“That doll’s going to lose, just like your sister losing to me like a sore loser.”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 23

“Oh shoot, Amiga is gonna have a dance battle in DDR against Kalypso! If only Tiny was here to see this.”

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𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 23

𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙏 𝘾𝙍𝙊𝘾

𝗔𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗮-𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝘃𝘀. 𝗞𝗮𝗹𝘆𝗽𝘀𝗼.

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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 23

“Oh shoot, Amiga is gonna have a dance battle in DDR against Kalypso! If only Tiny was here to see this.”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 22

“Do you know what happened last time with the previous Crystal Coconut you stole?”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 22

"I'd be dumb to let go of this power. Of course, you simple-minded monkeys wouldn't get that"

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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 22

“Yes.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 22

"no."

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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 22

❗

“GIVE THAT BACK.”

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 22

"now that I have the crystal coconut, what shall my first order of business be...?"

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𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

Much better.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

I'll go OUTSIDE the house.

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

Please don’t.

Not inside my house.

𝙒𝙄𝙏𝙃 𝘼 𝙎𝙆𝙄𝙋 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘼 𝙃𝙊𝙋 @onecoolkong.bsky.social · Aug 20

gonna go smoke a weed.

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“I won’t stop ya. But my little sister is going to be super ticked when she finds out. Although, she already knew.”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Please. She challenged me. That fraud is going to taste her own medicine.”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“....”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“....”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Dixie. I spent all of my years playing DDR ever since I was a premiere pop idol. I know every out and in of every music track I’ve played on. If it’s a new track I haven’t heard of, then I won’t back down from a challenge.”

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · Aug 20

“Huh. But is it enough to counter Kalypso throws at?”