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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

Eh, they're the usual. I think.

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 3d

Heh heh.

I still got it through all these years. So how is the rest of the Kong family?

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

I DID MISS YOU

You're just. So pretty.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

Nothin' old man.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 3d

What.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

how do you spell gorjus

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

I DID MISS YOU

You're just. So pretty.

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 3d

I had a feeling we both missed each other, but here we are.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

H. HEY CANDY!

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

how do you spell gorjus

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

H. HEY CANDY!

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮! @dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 3d

It’s been a while I’ve seen you.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 3d

AWOOGA

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 29d

" Yeah. "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚! @diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 29d

“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 29d

HELL YEAH WE'RE BACK AGAIN AND ITS ABOUT TIME TOO

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · 29d

ah shit, here we go again.

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 29d

@bananaslammas.bsky.social

“Is this you?”

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 29d

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

Ehh. Probably that one Walrus that ruined his birthday. Maybe the tiki guys who stole his bananas.

ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ ɴᴇᴡs @therpnnews.bsky.social · Feb 5

QOTD

Who is your muse’s least favourite person?

a pixel art cat with a rainbow behind it and the words i hate you

ALT: a pixel art cat with a rainbow behind it and the words i hate you

media.tenor.com

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

I miss Chunky Kong, man.

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Reposted by 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · Aug 20

@bananaslammas.bsky.social
“HE’S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH!~
YOU KNOW HIM WELL!~
HE’S FINALLY BACK! TO KICK SOME TAIL!

HIS COCONUT GUNS!
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS!

IF HE SHOOTS YA!
IT’S GONNA HURT!~

HE’S BIGGER!
FASTER!
AND STRONGER TOO!
HE’S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE DK CREW!
HUH!

D.K!
DONKEY KONG!~”🎶

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Nope. You drool more than a mule who's a fool. "

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 20

"no, /I/ rool, you stupid monkey"

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

Breaking several bones.

𝒦𝒶𝓁𝓎𝓅𝓈𝑜 @tinykongsrival.bsky.social · Aug 20

“You’re so sensitive.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" You know I rule. "

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 20

"I forgot just how INSUFFERABLE you are"

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

Gonna go aura farm now.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" I can keep goin', Drool. "

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Man keeps stealin' my bananas, capturin' my family, and startin' trouble. "

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 @courage-from-nowhere.isfluffy.fyi · Aug 20

"No, by all means, start. I can't stand him."

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "

Reposted by 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!

✶ — 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐖𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 @swearshope.bsky.social · Aug 20

Goose

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" And then maybe I'll go hang with ol' Toadstool. "

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 20

". . ."

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Don't even get me started on K. Mule. "

𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 @courage-from-nowhere.isfluffy.fyi · Aug 20

@bananaslammas.bsky.social

"I don't know this guy, but if anybody spites that walking, talking, narcissistic handbag as much as I do, I want to be friends with them yesterday."

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Maybe I'll send you back to school. Learn to use the spoolG Have you eat some gruel? Go be a tool, while I lie by the pool. "

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖗𝖊𝖒𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kroolestking.bsky.social · Aug 20

"NO!!! THAT'S NOT EVEN A CLEVER ONE!"

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—! @bananaslammas.bsky.social · Aug 20

" Should I call you F. Ool instead? "

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