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Christopher Titus

@titusnation.bsky.social

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Comedian, writer, fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent. CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · May 16

One billionaire hired another billionaire to take food out of kids mouths and make sure they died of cancer. MAGA.

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 1d

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: RFK says “who’s got your nose?!” Linked to autism in infants.

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 1d

We have lost our minds.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 1d

We won’t get our international agriculture market back until we get rid of Congestive Heart Fuhrer.
Come on McDonalds be what we know you to be.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d

Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50!

#FightFireWithFire

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 2d

Everything is fine…..

Billie Etchison @sybilte420.bsky.social · 2d

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · 17d

Where the fuck are 1800 people?

Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 17d

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site

As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.

www.miamiherald.com

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Aug 23

Wait, beside the idiotic idea of black paint being hotter than searing rusted metal…
We’re only painting the exit side?
The dumb surrounded by the dumber.

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Jack E. Loped @jack3loped.bsky.social · Aug 23

Hey! Governor DeSantus:

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Aug 23

Punchline Houston this week, back to school week is already a weird one but Texas? All these parents getting their kids ready to not learn history.

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Aug 23

LESS THAN ONE PERCENT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED.

Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · Aug 23

@rokhanna.bsky.social: “Only 3% of the documents given to the [House] Oversight Committee are new. The rest are already in the public domain. Less than 1% of files have been released. DOJ is stonewalling.”

khanna.house.gov/media/press-...

RELEASE: REP. RO KHANNA SLAMS DOJ FOR “STONEWALLING,” CALLS FOR THE FULL RELEASE OF THE EPSTEIN FILES

Washington, DC — Representative Ro Khanna (CA-17), member of the Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, released the following statement on the files received by the committee yesterday from th...

khanna.house.gov

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Aug 11

Hey!!! Rocky Laporte One of the nicest, original voices in stand up, a dude who has zero bad stories about him, got in a horrible accident and has already had three surgeries including a hip replacement, he’s a road dog with four kids. I dropped some Qwan on his go fund me, help. gofund.me/a6dbaec0

Donate to Support Rocky's Road to Recovery, organized by LaPorte Family

On the morning of 8/3 Rocky was involved in a serious car accident that resulted in hi… LaPorte Family needs your support for Support Rocky's Road to Recovery

gofund.me

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Aug 1

I just want to be clear, the woman, who recruited children to be raped, by rich men, AND has been convicted of those crimes. just got moved to a minimum security prison?
We are so lost.
Good game, idiots.

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · Aug 1

Wow

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Aug 1

Hey, flat earth morons!

Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · Aug 1

A flyby of Earth from the International Space Station.

-Credits: NASA

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Jul 29

Over on day one.

Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · Jul 29

Her name was Diana. She was 23 years old and 7 months pregnant.

Russia murdered her today in an attack on the maternity hospital in Kamyanske.

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Jul 26

How long do we take this? How long do protect our comfort over our liberty?
How long until we can’t protect our liberty because we waited too long?
Either way our comfort is over.
This will get worse.

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · Jul 19

I appreciate it's cliche and pointless to note this, but I don't think that six months into her term a hypothetical President Kamala Harris would be suing MSNBC, Bill Gates and The Guardian for reporting on her close personal friendship with a paedophile.

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JewdyGold @jewdygold.bsky.social · Jul 19

Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Now’s a good time to read my book!

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · Jul 19

NEW ANGLE

Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage.

But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Jul 14

This seems normal for a presidential assassination attempt, no body, no investigation. Cool.
www.newsweek.com/thomas-matth...

Thomas Matthew Crooks' body was "gone" when Rep. tried to examine: Report

"My effort to examine Crooks' body on Monday, August 5, caused quite a stir and revealed a disturbing fact," Clay Higgins said in a new report.

www.newsweek.com

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Jul 12

The Nazis banned books. So when you magats say things like “you can’t call people Nazis,” yeah you can, when you accept, or agree with Nazis. You’re a Nazi.

George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · Jul 11

Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Jul 6

Trump’s a Russian asset.

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Jun 27

youtu.be/qcsUuapVTNY?...

TRUMP: PEACE THROUGH WAR! | Armageddon Update

YouTube video by christophertitustv

youtu.be

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Christopher Titus @titusnation.bsky.social · Jun 27

Trumps dad is American because of birthright citizenship.
Pass it on.
Trumps Mom wasn’t an American born citizen.
Pass it on
Trump splooshed out of the vagina of an immigrant.
Pass it on

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