The Multiverse Employee Handbook
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Exploring the absurdities of corporate life across infinite dimensions. 🌌 Science comedy podcast with humor, philosophy, and quantum twists. #SciFi #Podcast https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com/
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👋 Calling all mildly unhinged space nerds who:
• Find physics jokes attractive 🫧
• Yell when sci-fi breaks physics (unless it’s clever 👀)
• Suspect entropy isn’t what it used to be 🌀
⚠️ Science + absurdism by lunch. Follow if you vibe—I’ll follow back.
#SpaceNerd #Scifi #ScienceComedy #Podcasts
• Find physics jokes attractive 🫧
• Yell when sci-fi breaks physics (unless it’s clever 👀)
• Suspect entropy isn’t what it used to be 🌀
⚠️ Science + absurdism by lunch. Follow if you vibe—I’ll follow back.
#SpaceNerd #Scifi #ScienceComedy #Podcasts
👽 Tomorrow marks 48 years since Close Encounters of the Third Kind redefined first contact and quietly rewrote the sci-fi rulebook. Without it, there’s no Contact, no Arrival, no thoughtful “let’s-try-talking-first” alien stories — just more ray guns and shouting.
Listen link in our bio 🎧
Listen link in our bio 🎧
November 14, 2025 at 11:26 AM
👽 Tomorrow marks 48 years since Close Encounters of the Third Kind redefined first contact and quietly rewrote the sci-fi rulebook. Without it, there’s no Contact, no Arrival, no thoughtful “let’s-try-talking-first” alien stories — just more ray guns and shouting.
Listen link in our bio 🎧
Listen link in our bio 🎧
Our latest episode explores how humanity discovered nature’s operating system runs on superposition and immediately asked whether this could optimize quarterly earnings.
🎧 Your Quantum Startup Kit Has Arrived — podcast episode out now #sciencecomedy #qauntumphysics
🎧 Your Quantum Startup Kit Has Arrived — podcast episode out now #sciencecomedy #qauntumphysics
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Our latest episode explores how humanity discovered nature’s operating system runs on superposition and immediately asked whether this could optimize quarterly earnings.
🎧 Your Quantum Startup Kit Has Arrived — podcast episode out now #sciencecomedy #qauntumphysics
🎧 Your Quantum Startup Kit Has Arrived — podcast episode out now #sciencecomedy #qauntumphysics
The cosmos keeps throwing rocks.
In our new episode, What 3I/ATLAS Taught Us About the Galaxy—and Ourselves, we meet the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS and the QIS team foolish enough to welcome it.
Bureaucracy meets astrophysics. #3IATLAS #Astronomy #SciencePodcast
In our new episode, What 3I/ATLAS Taught Us About the Galaxy—and Ourselves, we meet the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS and the QIS team foolish enough to welcome it.
Bureaucracy meets astrophysics. #3IATLAS #Astronomy #SciencePodcast
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
The cosmos keeps throwing rocks.
In our new episode, What 3I/ATLAS Taught Us About the Galaxy—and Ourselves, we meet the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS and the QIS team foolish enough to welcome it.
Bureaucracy meets astrophysics. #3IATLAS #Astronomy #SciencePodcast
In our new episode, What 3I/ATLAS Taught Us About the Galaxy—and Ourselves, we meet the interstellar object 3I/ATLAS and the QIS team foolish enough to welcome it.
Bureaucracy meets astrophysics. #3IATLAS #Astronomy #SciencePodcast
Apologies for the silence — we were briefly lost in a three-body meeting that refused to end. Good news: we’ve escaped the gravitational paperwork.
🎧 New episode out now: Alpha Centauri – That Neighbour You’ve Never Met.
Expect science, satire, and swing sets that didn’t survive. #sciencepodcast
🎧 New episode out now: Alpha Centauri – That Neighbour You’ve Never Met.
Expect science, satire, and swing sets that didn’t survive. #sciencepodcast
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Apologies for the silence — we were briefly lost in a three-body meeting that refused to end. Good news: we’ve escaped the gravitational paperwork.
🎧 New episode out now: Alpha Centauri – That Neighbour You’ve Never Met.
Expect science, satire, and swing sets that didn’t survive. #sciencepodcast
🎧 New episode out now: Alpha Centauri – That Neighbour You’ve Never Met.
Expect science, satire, and swing sets that didn’t survive. #sciencepodcast
Think your life is complicated? In another universe, it’s worse. In another, better. In most, still disappointing.
🎧Today’s episode: Is the multiverse real, or just bad science? #multiverse #physics #sciencecomedy
🎧Today’s episode: Is the multiverse real, or just bad science? #multiverse #physics #sciencecomedy
October 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Think your life is complicated? In another universe, it’s worse. In another, better. In most, still disappointing.
🎧Today’s episode: Is the multiverse real, or just bad science? #multiverse #physics #sciencecomedy
🎧Today’s episode: Is the multiverse real, or just bad science? #multiverse #physics #sciencecomedy
Reality: crashes often, rarely updates, questionable user support.
🎧 New episode out today: Engage: The Science of the Holodeck — your guide to turning life’s meeting room into something worth logging into. #startrek #holodeck #startrektng
🎧 New episode out today: Engage: The Science of the Holodeck — your guide to turning life’s meeting room into something worth logging into. #startrek #holodeck #startrektng
September 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Reality: crashes often, rarely updates, questionable user support.
🎧 New episode out today: Engage: The Science of the Holodeck — your guide to turning life’s meeting room into something worth logging into. #startrek #holodeck #startrektng
🎧 New episode out today: Engage: The Science of the Holodeck — your guide to turning life’s meeting room into something worth logging into. #startrek #holodeck #startrektng
You are very small. Statistically irrelevant, in fact.
Today’s episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores the Kardashev Scale (where we’re not even 1% of the way to Type I) and the Drake Equation (the galaxy’s most depressing census). 🎧 link in bio
#cosmicInsignificance #podcast
Today’s episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores the Kardashev Scale (where we’re not even 1% of the way to Type I) and the Drake Equation (the galaxy’s most depressing census). 🎧 link in bio
#cosmicInsignificance #podcast
September 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
You are very small. Statistically irrelevant, in fact.
Today’s episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores the Kardashev Scale (where we’re not even 1% of the way to Type I) and the Drake Equation (the galaxy’s most depressing census). 🎧 link in bio
#cosmicInsignificance #podcast
Today’s episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook explores the Kardashev Scale (where we’re not even 1% of the way to Type I) and the Drake Equation (the galaxy’s most depressing census). 🎧 link in bio
#cosmicInsignificance #podcast
🌌 New episode tomorrow: The Kardashev Scale and Other Measurements That Make Us Feel Small
Discover why, on a cosmic scale, you rank somewhere between a neutrino and a typo—and why that might actually be good news. #podcast #cosmicInsignificance #tmeh
Discover why, on a cosmic scale, you rank somewhere between a neutrino and a typo—and why that might actually be good news. #podcast #cosmicInsignificance #tmeh
September 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
🌌 New episode tomorrow: The Kardashev Scale and Other Measurements That Make Us Feel Small
Discover why, on a cosmic scale, you rank somewhere between a neutrino and a typo—and why that might actually be good news. #podcast #cosmicInsignificance #tmeh
Discover why, on a cosmic scale, you rank somewhere between a neutrino and a typo—and why that might actually be good news. #podcast #cosmicInsignificance #tmeh
PSA: China just built a space station faster than your city council can fill a pothole. Please adjust expectations accordingly. 🚀
Next Tuesday on The Multiverse Employee Handbook: we explore what China is doing in space—and why it’s happening a lot faster than your local road repairs.
#China
Next Tuesday on The Multiverse Employee Handbook: we explore what China is doing in space—and why it’s happening a lot faster than your local road repairs.
#China
September 5, 2025 at 11:54 AM
PSA: China just built a space station faster than your city council can fill a pothole. Please adjust expectations accordingly. 🚀
Next Tuesday on The Multiverse Employee Handbook: we explore what China is doing in space—and why it’s happening a lot faster than your local road repairs.
#China
Next Tuesday on The Multiverse Employee Handbook: we explore what China is doing in space—and why it’s happening a lot faster than your local road repairs.
#China
The Multiverse Employee Handbook defines cosmic insignificance as “the emotional turbulence experienced upon realizing that, on a universal scale, you rank somewhere between a neutrino and a typo.” 1/9
#CosmicInsignificance #ScienceComedy
#CosmicInsignificance #ScienceComedy
September 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The Multiverse Employee Handbook defines cosmic insignificance as “the emotional turbulence experienced upon realizing that, on a universal scale, you rank somewhere between a neutrino and a typo.” 1/9
#CosmicInsignificance #ScienceComedy
#CosmicInsignificance #ScienceComedy
Please remain seated while we perform routine maintenance on the quantum field. During this time your reality may briefly resemble a neighbour’s, a stranger’s, or in rare cases, a 1990s game show. 1/2
#CosmicPSA
#CosmicPSA
September 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Please remain seated while we perform routine maintenance on the quantum field. During this time your reality may briefly resemble a neighbour’s, a stranger’s, or in rare cases, a 1990s game show. 1/2
#CosmicPSA
#CosmicPSA
📋 Season 3 is here!
Turns out the “present moment” is just a convenient fiction agreed upon by people who haven’t studied relativity. Also, your coffee mug is three billionths of a second out of date. The universe: where everything is a rerun. 🎧 Tune-in wherever you get your podcasts!
#LightSpeed
Turns out the “present moment” is just a convenient fiction agreed upon by people who haven’t studied relativity. Also, your coffee mug is three billionths of a second out of date. The universe: where everything is a rerun. 🎧 Tune-in wherever you get your podcasts!
#LightSpeed
September 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
📋 Season 3 is here!
Turns out the “present moment” is just a convenient fiction agreed upon by people who haven’t studied relativity. Also, your coffee mug is three billionths of a second out of date. The universe: where everything is a rerun. 🎧 Tune-in wherever you get your podcasts!
#LightSpeed
Turns out the “present moment” is just a convenient fiction agreed upon by people who haven’t studied relativity. Also, your coffee mug is three billionths of a second out of date. The universe: where everything is a rerun. 🎧 Tune-in wherever you get your podcasts!
#LightSpeed
On this day in 1859: The Carrington Event
Richard Carrington spots a solar flare & thinks “Hmm, interesting.” 18 hours later, Earth’s magnetic field has a complete meltdown. Telegraph wires spark, operators get shocked.
Richard Carrington spots a solar flare & thinks “Hmm, interesting.” 18 hours later, Earth’s magnetic field has a complete meltdown. Telegraph wires spark, operators get shocked.
September 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
On this day in 1859: The Carrington Event
Richard Carrington spots a solar flare & thinks “Hmm, interesting.” 18 hours later, Earth’s magnetic field has a complete meltdown. Telegraph wires spark, operators get shocked.
Richard Carrington spots a solar flare & thinks “Hmm, interesting.” 18 hours later, Earth’s magnetic field has a complete meltdown. Telegraph wires spark, operators get shocked.
The Multiverse Employee Handbook returns Sept 2! This season we investigate:
– Why dark matter refuses interviews
– The cosmic microwave background’s unsettling childhood photos
– The strange elegance of chaos
#Podcast
– Why dark matter refuses interviews
– The cosmic microwave background’s unsettling childhood photos
– The strange elegance of chaos
#Podcast
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The Multiverse Employee Handbook returns Sept 2! This season we investigate:
– Why dark matter refuses interviews
– The cosmic microwave background’s unsettling childhood photos
– The strange elegance of chaos
#Podcast
– Why dark matter refuses interviews
– The cosmic microwave background’s unsettling childhood photos
– The strange elegance of chaos
#Podcast
🚨 Season 3 incoming 🚨
The Multiverse Employee Handbook returns Tuesday: where gravity gets weird, time gets bendy, and the Sun is still very much trying to kill you.
#Podcast
The Multiverse Employee Handbook returns Tuesday: where gravity gets weird, time gets bendy, and the Sun is still very much trying to kill you.
#Podcast
August 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🚨 Season 3 incoming 🚨
The Multiverse Employee Handbook returns Tuesday: where gravity gets weird, time gets bendy, and the Sun is still very much trying to kill you.
#Podcast
The Multiverse Employee Handbook returns Tuesday: where gravity gets weird, time gets bendy, and the Sun is still very much trying to kill you.
#Podcast
Fascinating how light can travel almost 300,000 km per second but somehow takes an eternity to change at traffic intersections, suggesting traffic lights operate in their own parallel dimension of temporal malice. #traffic
August 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Fascinating how light can travel almost 300,000 km per second but somehow takes an eternity to change at traffic intersections, suggesting traffic lights operate in their own parallel dimension of temporal malice. #traffic
BREAKING: The Multiverse Employee Handbook Season 3 launches next week! How long does light take to travel? Answer: Considerably less time than it takes your manager to process your vacation request, but infinitely longer than you’d expect on a cosmic scale. 🎧Tune in, Sept 2nd!
#Podcast
#Podcast
August 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
BREAKING: The Multiverse Employee Handbook Season 3 launches next week! How long does light take to travel? Answer: Considerably less time than it takes your manager to process your vacation request, but infinitely longer than you’d expect on a cosmic scale. 🎧Tune in, Sept 2nd!
#Podcast
#Podcast
On this day in 1835: The Great Moon Hoax
The New York Sun launched a six‑part exposé of unicorns, man‑beavers, sapphire cliffs, and Vespertilio‑homo on the Moon. It was satire. Everyone was fooled.
The New York Sun launched a six‑part exposé of unicorns, man‑beavers, sapphire cliffs, and Vespertilio‑homo on the Moon. It was satire. Everyone was fooled.
August 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
On this day in 1835: The Great Moon Hoax
The New York Sun launched a six‑part exposé of unicorns, man‑beavers, sapphire cliffs, and Vespertilio‑homo on the Moon. It was satire. Everyone was fooled.
The New York Sun launched a six‑part exposé of unicorns, man‑beavers, sapphire cliffs, and Vespertilio‑homo on the Moon. It was satire. Everyone was fooled.
The Multiverse Employee Handbook has this to say about Monday: It’s the universe’s weekly reminder that all good things must come to an administrative end. 1/8
#Monday
#Monday
August 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The Multiverse Employee Handbook has this to say about Monday: It’s the universe’s weekly reminder that all good things must come to an administrative end. 1/8
#Monday
#Monday
Light: “I’m the fastest thing in the universe.”
Darkness: already waiting at your destination, sipping tea and eating biscuits
#ScienceComedy
Darkness: already waiting at your destination, sipping tea and eating biscuits
#ScienceComedy
August 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Light: “I’m the fastest thing in the universe.”
Darkness: already waiting at your destination, sipping tea and eating biscuits
#ScienceComedy
Darkness: already waiting at your destination, sipping tea and eating biscuits
#ScienceComedy
Friday thought: the universe is absurd, we’ll never fully understand it, and that’s both terrifying and liberating.
When life doesn’t make sense, instead of asking “why me?”, ask “why not?”, and then imagine a bureaucratic alien filing the paperwork to make your day inconvenient.
#FridayThoughts
When life doesn’t make sense, instead of asking “why me?”, ask “why not?”, and then imagine a bureaucratic alien filing the paperwork to make your day inconvenient.
#FridayThoughts
August 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Friday thought: the universe is absurd, we’ll never fully understand it, and that’s both terrifying and liberating.
When life doesn’t make sense, instead of asking “why me?”, ask “why not?”, and then imagine a bureaucratic alien filing the paperwork to make your day inconvenient.
#FridayThoughts
When life doesn’t make sense, instead of asking “why me?”, ask “why not?”, and then imagine a bureaucratic alien filing the paperwork to make your day inconvenient.
#FridayThoughts
☀️ Special Episode Drop! Our First Trip Around the Sun: A Multiverse Evaluation
One year ago we launched into the multiverse. Today we file our first annual performance review. Spoiler alert: The universe gave us “Meets Expectations” and a cake that’s slightly radioactive.
🎧 Link in bio
#Podcast
One year ago we launched into the multiverse. Today we file our first annual performance review. Spoiler alert: The universe gave us “Meets Expectations” and a cake that’s slightly radioactive.
🎧 Link in bio
#Podcast
August 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
☀️ Special Episode Drop! Our First Trip Around the Sun: A Multiverse Evaluation
One year ago we launched into the multiverse. Today we file our first annual performance review. Spoiler alert: The universe gave us “Meets Expectations” and a cake that’s slightly radioactive.
🎧 Link in bio
#Podcast
One year ago we launched into the multiverse. Today we file our first annual performance review. Spoiler alert: The universe gave us “Meets Expectations” and a cake that’s slightly radioactive.
🎧 Link in bio
#Podcast
NEW EPISODE DROP 🎧
MIT has finally settled the Einstein-Bohr debate. Turns out Einstein was wrong about wave-particle duality.
🎧 "Einstein Was Wrong?" - available wherever you stream your quantum workplace anxiety.
#QuantumMechanics
MIT has finally settled the Einstein-Bohr debate. Turns out Einstein was wrong about wave-particle duality.
🎧 "Einstein Was Wrong?" - available wherever you stream your quantum workplace anxiety.
#QuantumMechanics
August 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
NEW EPISODE DROP 🎧
MIT has finally settled the Einstein-Bohr debate. Turns out Einstein was wrong about wave-particle duality.
🎧 "Einstein Was Wrong?" - available wherever you stream your quantum workplace anxiety.
#QuantumMechanics
MIT has finally settled the Einstein-Bohr debate. Turns out Einstein was wrong about wave-particle duality.
🎧 "Einstein Was Wrong?" - available wherever you stream your quantum workplace anxiety.
#QuantumMechanics