The Multiverse Employee Handbook
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Exploring the absurdities of corporate life across infinite dimensions. 🌌 Science comedy podcast with humor, philosophy, and quantum twists. #SciFi #Podcast https://multiverseemployeehandbook.com/
On this day in 1835: The Great Moon Hoax
The New York Sun launched a six‑part exposé of unicorns, man‑beavers, sapphire cliffs, and Vespertilio‑homo on the Moon. It was satire. Everyone was fooled.
The New York Sun launched a six‑part exposé of unicorns, man‑beavers, sapphire cliffs, and Vespertilio‑homo on the Moon. It was satire. Everyone was fooled.
August 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
On this day in 1835: The Great Moon Hoax
The New York Sun launched a six‑part exposé of unicorns, man‑beavers, sapphire cliffs, and Vespertilio‑homo on the Moon. It was satire. Everyone was fooled.
The New York Sun launched a six‑part exposé of unicorns, man‑beavers, sapphire cliffs, and Vespertilio‑homo on the Moon. It was satire. Everyone was fooled.
Earth might be floating in a 2-billion-light-year bubble of cosmic nothingness—the universe's premium rural real estate nobody wanted.
This week: How living in the KBC void could solve physics' biggest headache while making us cosmic lottery winners.
🎧 Listen now: Link in Bio!
#CosmicVoid
This week: How living in the KBC void could solve physics' biggest headache while making us cosmic lottery winners.
🎧 Listen now: Link in Bio!
#CosmicVoid
July 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Earth might be floating in a 2-billion-light-year bubble of cosmic nothingness—the universe's premium rural real estate nobody wanted.
This week: How living in the KBC void could solve physics' biggest headache while making us cosmic lottery winners.
🎧 Listen now: Link in Bio!
#CosmicVoid
This week: How living in the KBC void could solve physics' biggest headache while making us cosmic lottery winners.
🎧 Listen now: Link in Bio!
#CosmicVoid
Top 4 extinction scenarios: asteroid impacts, magnetar starquakes, supernovas & vacuum decay. Why even the best towel won't save you from cosmic restructuring.
🎧 Episode 21 live everywhere buff.ly/3ntbcko
#EarthEndingIdeas
🎧 Episode 21 live everywhere buff.ly/3ntbcko
#EarthEndingIdeas
May 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Top 4 extinction scenarios: asteroid impacts, magnetar starquakes, supernovas & vacuum decay. Why even the best towel won't save you from cosmic restructuring.
🎧 Episode 21 live everywhere buff.ly/3ntbcko
#EarthEndingIdeas
🎧 Episode 21 live everywhere buff.ly/3ntbcko
#EarthEndingIdeas
🌌 ATTENTION MOSTLY HARMLESS PERSONNEL! 🌌
Per the Guide: towels are mandatory today.
Remember: In an uncaring universe, your towel is the only proof you've bothered to prepare for your own meaninglessness.
#TowelDay
Per the Guide: towels are mandatory today.
Remember: In an uncaring universe, your towel is the only proof you've bothered to prepare for your own meaninglessness.
#TowelDay
May 25, 2025 at 11:18 AM
🌌 ATTENTION MOSTLY HARMLESS PERSONNEL! 🌌
Per the Guide: towels are mandatory today.
Remember: In an uncaring universe, your towel is the only proof you've bothered to prepare for your own meaninglessness.
#TowelDay
Per the Guide: towels are mandatory today.
Remember: In an uncaring universe, your towel is the only proof you've bothered to prepare for your own meaninglessness.
#TowelDay
SCIENTIST: “A Sudden Vacuum Energy Shift has begun.”
BOSS: “Let’s just push it to Q3.”
HR: “In the event of sudden non-existence, all company property must be returned to the nearest field office.”
New ep: The Employee Guide to Planetary Termination buff.ly/ZF8TCve
#TowelDay
BOSS: “Let’s just push it to Q3.”
HR: “In the event of sudden non-existence, all company property must be returned to the nearest field office.”
New ep: The Employee Guide to Planetary Termination buff.ly/ZF8TCve
#TowelDay
May 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
SCIENTIST: “A Sudden Vacuum Energy Shift has begun.”
BOSS: “Let’s just push it to Q3.”
HR: “In the event of sudden non-existence, all company property must be returned to the nearest field office.”
New ep: The Employee Guide to Planetary Termination buff.ly/ZF8TCve
#TowelDay
BOSS: “Let’s just push it to Q3.”
HR: “In the event of sudden non-existence, all company property must be returned to the nearest field office.”
New ep: The Employee Guide to Planetary Termination buff.ly/ZF8TCve
#TowelDay
👽 NEW EPISODE ALERT!
"First Contact: The Science of Alien Dialogue" is here!
"In a universe where some beings might taste gravitational waves, our assumption that everyone communicates through radio seems charmingly naïve, like expecting the cosmos to speak Canadian." buff.ly/yCZuqJW #firstcontact
"First Contact: The Science of Alien Dialogue" is here!
"In a universe where some beings might taste gravitational waves, our assumption that everyone communicates through radio seems charmingly naïve, like expecting the cosmos to speak Canadian." buff.ly/yCZuqJW #firstcontact
May 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
👽 NEW EPISODE ALERT!
"First Contact: The Science of Alien Dialogue" is here!
"In a universe where some beings might taste gravitational waves, our assumption that everyone communicates through radio seems charmingly naïve, like expecting the cosmos to speak Canadian." buff.ly/yCZuqJW #firstcontact
"First Contact: The Science of Alien Dialogue" is here!
"In a universe where some beings might taste gravitational waves, our assumption that everyone communicates through radio seems charmingly naïve, like expecting the cosmos to speak Canadian." buff.ly/yCZuqJW #firstcontact
Have you listened to yesterday's episode yet? "Wormholes: The Universe's Administrative Shortcut" is now streaming! While #BlackHoleWeek explores cosmic dead ends, we've mapped the universe's bureaucratic backdoors. multiverseemployeehandbook.com/episodes/sci...
May 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Have you listened to yesterday's episode yet? "Wormholes: The Universe's Administrative Shortcut" is now streaming! While #BlackHoleWeek explores cosmic dead ends, we've mapped the universe's bureaucratic backdoors. multiverseemployeehandbook.com/episodes/sci...
"The Actual Science of Entropy" is now live!
Discover why your clean desk is a statistical miracle and why corporate AI shouldn't mess with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. 🔥📊 #entropy #sciencecomedy
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Discover why your clean desk is a statistical miracle and why corporate AI shouldn't mess with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. 🔥📊 #entropy #sciencecomedy
buff.ly/ty8AlNq
April 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"The Actual Science of Entropy" is now live!
Discover why your clean desk is a statistical miracle and why corporate AI shouldn't mess with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. 🔥📊 #entropy #sciencecomedy
buff.ly/ty8AlNq
Discover why your clean desk is a statistical miracle and why corporate AI shouldn't mess with the Second Law of Thermodynamics. 🔥📊 #entropy #sciencecomedy
buff.ly/ty8AlNq
🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT
"Life on K2-18b? The Interstellar Smell Test" is now available! Did astronomers discover evidence of alien life, or just cosmic body odor? Find out why these smelly molecules detected by JWST have scientists simultaneously excited and cautious. Link in bio! #Astrobiology #JWST
"Life on K2-18b? The Interstellar Smell Test" is now available! Did astronomers discover evidence of alien life, or just cosmic body odor? Find out why these smelly molecules detected by JWST have scientists simultaneously excited and cautious. Link in bio! #Astrobiology #JWST
April 23, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🚨 NEW EPISODE ALERT
"Life on K2-18b? The Interstellar Smell Test" is now available! Did astronomers discover evidence of alien life, or just cosmic body odor? Find out why these smelly molecules detected by JWST have scientists simultaneously excited and cautious. Link in bio! #Astrobiology #JWST
"Life on K2-18b? The Interstellar Smell Test" is now available! Did astronomers discover evidence of alien life, or just cosmic body odor? Find out why these smelly molecules detected by JWST have scientists simultaneously excited and cautious. Link in bio! #Astrobiology #JWST
✨ EPISODE DROP ✨
If an industrial civilization existed millions of years before humans, would we even be able to find evidence of it?
We explore the Silurian Hypothesis - the scientific thought experiment that asks what traces technological species leave in the geological record.
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If an industrial civilization existed millions of years before humans, would we even be able to find evidence of it?
We explore the Silurian Hypothesis - the scientific thought experiment that asks what traces technological species leave in the geological record.
buff.ly/rOJQUZ2
April 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
✨ EPISODE DROP ✨
If an industrial civilization existed millions of years before humans, would we even be able to find evidence of it?
We explore the Silurian Hypothesis - the scientific thought experiment that asks what traces technological species leave in the geological record.
buff.ly/rOJQUZ2
If an industrial civilization existed millions of years before humans, would we even be able to find evidence of it?
We explore the Silurian Hypothesis - the scientific thought experiment that asks what traces technological species leave in the geological record.
buff.ly/rOJQUZ2
NEW EPISODE ALERT: "Robotic Emissaries to the Cosmos" 🛰️
From Soviet Venera probes surviving Venus's hellscape to Japan's asteroid-sampling Hayabusa, we're exploring the remarkable machines that have transformed our understanding of the solar system.
Listen now at buff.ly/i09SIjC
#SpaceExploration
From Soviet Venera probes surviving Venus's hellscape to Japan's asteroid-sampling Hayabusa, we're exploring the remarkable machines that have transformed our understanding of the solar system.
Listen now at buff.ly/i09SIjC
#SpaceExploration
April 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
NEW EPISODE ALERT: "Robotic Emissaries to the Cosmos" 🛰️
From Soviet Venera probes surviving Venus's hellscape to Japan's asteroid-sampling Hayabusa, we're exploring the remarkable machines that have transformed our understanding of the solar system.
Listen now at buff.ly/i09SIjC
#SpaceExploration
From Soviet Venera probes surviving Venus's hellscape to Japan's asteroid-sampling Hayabusa, we're exploring the remarkable machines that have transformed our understanding of the solar system.
Listen now at buff.ly/i09SIjC
#SpaceExploration
Today marks 57 years since Kubrick's #2001ASpaceOdyssey premiered.
Our latest bonus episode explores how this monolithic masterpiece forever altered cinema's trajectory while somehow predicting our complicated relationship with AI office assistants. #OpenThePodBayDoors
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Our latest bonus episode explores how this monolithic masterpiece forever altered cinema's trajectory while somehow predicting our complicated relationship with AI office assistants. #OpenThePodBayDoors
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April 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Today marks 57 years since Kubrick's #2001ASpaceOdyssey premiered.
Our latest bonus episode explores how this monolithic masterpiece forever altered cinema's trajectory while somehow predicting our complicated relationship with AI office assistants. #OpenThePodBayDoors
buff.ly/RHD5H2g
Our latest bonus episode explores how this monolithic masterpiece forever altered cinema's trajectory while somehow predicting our complicated relationship with AI office assistants. #OpenThePodBayDoors
buff.ly/RHD5H2g
"The Anthropic Principle: When the Universe Reads the Handbook" has officially dropped across the multiverse!
Why is our universe fine-tuned with literally impossible precision? Cosmic coincidence or excellent project management?
Listen now!
#AnthropicPrinciple
Why is our universe fine-tuned with literally impossible precision? Cosmic coincidence or excellent project management?
Listen now!
#AnthropicPrinciple
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
"The Anthropic Principle: When the Universe Reads the Handbook" has officially dropped across the multiverse!
Why is our universe fine-tuned with literally impossible precision? Cosmic coincidence or excellent project management?
Listen now!
#AnthropicPrinciple
Why is our universe fine-tuned with literally impossible precision? Cosmic coincidence or excellent project management?
Listen now!
#AnthropicPrinciple
NEW EPISODE: "The More We Learn, The Jupiter We Feel"
Jupiter: 318 times Earth's mass, 95 moons, and a workday that lasts less than 10 hours. Even with all that spinning, it still finds time to protect the inner solar system from cosmic catastrophe.
Listen now at the link 👇
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Jupiter: 318 times Earth's mass, 95 moons, and a workday that lasts less than 10 hours. Even with all that spinning, it still finds time to protect the inner solar system from cosmic catastrophe.
Listen now at the link 👇
buff.ly/iluw6h2
March 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
NEW EPISODE: "The More We Learn, The Jupiter We Feel"
Jupiter: 318 times Earth's mass, 95 moons, and a workday that lasts less than 10 hours. Even with all that spinning, it still finds time to protect the inner solar system from cosmic catastrophe.
Listen now at the link 👇
buff.ly/iluw6h2
Jupiter: 318 times Earth's mass, 95 moons, and a workday that lasts less than 10 hours. Even with all that spinning, it still finds time to protect the inner solar system from cosmic catastrophe.
Listen now at the link 👇
buff.ly/iluw6h2
🎧 OUT NOW 🎧
Our newest episode has dropped!
Find out what happens when Marlow-7 returns from a relativistic business trip to discover his clone siblings have accrued centuries of retirement benefits in his name.
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#Physics #SpecialRelativity #TwinParadox #Einstein
Our newest episode has dropped!
Find out what happens when Marlow-7 returns from a relativistic business trip to discover his clone siblings have accrued centuries of retirement benefits in his name.
buff.ly/GzCEc0J
#Physics #SpecialRelativity #TwinParadox #Einstein
March 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🎧 OUT NOW 🎧
Our newest episode has dropped!
Find out what happens when Marlow-7 returns from a relativistic business trip to discover his clone siblings have accrued centuries of retirement benefits in his name.
buff.ly/GzCEc0J
#Physics #SpecialRelativity #TwinParadox #Einstein
Our newest episode has dropped!
Find out what happens when Marlow-7 returns from a relativistic business trip to discover his clone siblings have accrued centuries of retirement benefits in his name.
buff.ly/GzCEc0J
#Physics #SpecialRelativity #TwinParadox #Einstein
🎂 SPECIAL EPISODE DROP! Happy Birthday Einstein & Happy Pi Day! Discover how a "failed" academic became the most revolutionary scientist in modern history, all while working at a patent office.
#EinsteinBirthday #PiDay #ScienceHumor
#EinsteinBirthday #PiDay #ScienceHumor
March 14, 2025 at 11:00 AM
🎂 SPECIAL EPISODE DROP! Happy Birthday Einstein & Happy Pi Day! Discover how a "failed" academic became the most revolutionary scientist in modern history, all while working at a patent office.
#EinsteinBirthday #PiDay #ScienceHumor
#EinsteinBirthday #PiDay #ScienceHumor
🚀 Don't Panic! Today we celebrate Douglas Adams' birthday with our special episode exploring the cosmic coincidences of the number 42, Earth's remarkable survival record, and the wisdom of knowing where your towel is.
Listen now: buff.ly/5IW8BVb
#DontPanic #DouglasAdams #TMEH
Listen now: buff.ly/5IW8BVb
#DontPanic #DouglasAdams #TMEH
March 11, 2025 at 11:45 AM
🚀 Don't Panic! Today we celebrate Douglas Adams' birthday with our special episode exploring the cosmic coincidences of the number 42, Earth's remarkable survival record, and the wisdom of knowing where your towel is.
Listen now: buff.ly/5IW8BVb
#DontPanic #DouglasAdams #TMEH
Listen now: buff.ly/5IW8BVb
#DontPanic #DouglasAdams #TMEH
New Episode Alert! 🔬
The Standard Model of Particle Physics meets corporate restructuring in "A Corporate Guide to Everything" - where a sentient yogurt civilization revolutionizes management theory using quantum principles. #TMEH #standardmodel buff.ly/2be0i5O
The Standard Model of Particle Physics meets corporate restructuring in "A Corporate Guide to Everything" - where a sentient yogurt civilization revolutionizes management theory using quantum principles. #TMEH #standardmodel buff.ly/2be0i5O
March 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
New Episode Alert! 🔬
The Standard Model of Particle Physics meets corporate restructuring in "A Corporate Guide to Everything" - where a sentient yogurt civilization revolutionizes management theory using quantum principles. #TMEH #standardmodel buff.ly/2be0i5O
The Standard Model of Particle Physics meets corporate restructuring in "A Corporate Guide to Everything" - where a sentient yogurt civilization revolutionizes management theory using quantum principles. #TMEH #standardmodel buff.ly/2be0i5O
🛰️ NEW EPISODE ALERT! 📡
"The Wow! Signal" has just dropped!
Join us as we explore radioastronomy's most famous 72-second mystery and why 1420.4056 MHz might be the most important frequency you'll never hear.
🎧 Listen now: https://buff.ly/4iemQiR
#WowSignal #SETI #CosmicCalls #tmeh
"The Wow! Signal" has just dropped!
Join us as we explore radioastronomy's most famous 72-second mystery and why 1420.4056 MHz might be the most important frequency you'll never hear.
🎧 Listen now: https://buff.ly/4iemQiR
#WowSignal #SETI #CosmicCalls #tmeh
February 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🛰️ NEW EPISODE ALERT! 📡
"The Wow! Signal" has just dropped!
Join us as we explore radioastronomy's most famous 72-second mystery and why 1420.4056 MHz might be the most important frequency you'll never hear.
🎧 Listen now: https://buff.ly/4iemQiR
#WowSignal #SETI #CosmicCalls #tmeh
"The Wow! Signal" has just dropped!
Join us as we explore radioastronomy's most famous 72-second mystery and why 1420.4056 MHz might be the most important frequency you'll never hear.
🎧 Listen now: https://buff.ly/4iemQiR
#WowSignal #SETI #CosmicCalls #tmeh
78 years ago today, fruit flies became the first corporate astronauts! While HR insists they volunteered for the V-2 program, sources suggest they were just trying to escape the break room banana. #FirstAnimalsInSpace #CorporateSpaceProgram #TMEH
February 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
78 years ago today, fruit flies became the first corporate astronauts! While HR insists they volunteered for the V-2 program, sources suggest they were just trying to escape the break room banana. #FirstAnimalsInSpace #CorporateSpaceProgram #TMEH
What's the perfect length for a time loop? Join us as we calculate the optimal Groundhog Day scenario through physics, psychology, and one very frustrated delivery driver. New episode out now! 🔄⏰ #ScienceComedy #GroundhogDay #TimeLoop https://buff.ly/40Zy6c1
February 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
What's the perfect length for a time loop? Join us as we calculate the optimal Groundhog Day scenario through physics, psychology, and one very frustrated delivery driver. New episode out now! 🔄⏰ #ScienceComedy #GroundhogDay #TimeLoop https://buff.ly/40Zy6c1
And yet it moves!" 🌍 Celebrate Galileo's 461st birthday with us in our new bonus episode! From dropping things off towers to surviving the ultimate performance review, discover how the OG scientific disruptor revolutionized physics while keeping his job. https://buff.ly/3X0csDi #GalileoAt461
February 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
And yet it moves!" 🌍 Celebrate Galileo's 461st birthday with us in our new bonus episode! From dropping things off towers to surviving the ultimate performance review, discover how the OG scientific disruptor revolutionized physics while keeping his job. https://buff.ly/3X0csDi #GalileoAt461
🚀 NEW EPISODE ALERT! When two spacecraft start dragging their heels on their cosmic commute, who you gonna call? Join us for "NASA's Pioneer Mystery" - where office politics meets orbital mechanics! #MultiversePodcast #ScienceComedy https://buff.ly/3Qbpt95
February 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🚀 NEW EPISODE ALERT! When two spacecraft start dragging their heels on their cosmic commute, who you gonna call? Join us for "NASA's Pioneer Mystery" - where office politics meets orbital mechanics! #MultiversePodcast #ScienceComedy https://buff.ly/3Qbpt95
🥶 NEW EPISODE 🔥"How Cold is Space?"
HVAC system achieves quantum consciousness, office climate control gets... cosmic. From the CMB (2.725K) to the surface of Venus (462°C), discover why space can't pick a temperature and stick with it!
🎧 https://buff.ly/4jBSDvP
#podcast #tmeh
HVAC system achieves quantum consciousness, office climate control gets... cosmic. From the CMB (2.725K) to the surface of Venus (462°C), discover why space can't pick a temperature and stick with it!
🎧 https://buff.ly/4jBSDvP
#podcast #tmeh
February 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
🥶 NEW EPISODE 🔥"How Cold is Space?"
HVAC system achieves quantum consciousness, office climate control gets... cosmic. From the CMB (2.725K) to the surface of Venus (462°C), discover why space can't pick a temperature and stick with it!
🎧 https://buff.ly/4jBSDvP
#podcast #tmeh
HVAC system achieves quantum consciousness, office climate control gets... cosmic. From the CMB (2.725K) to the surface of Venus (462°C), discover why space can't pick a temperature and stick with it!
🎧 https://buff.ly/4jBSDvP
#podcast #tmeh