Chris from TN
@tnchris.bsky.social
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Y’all know the 12 days of Christmas actually start on the 25th. Right?
Everyone who takes down their tree on the 26th is a quitter and premature celebrator.
I don’t care your reason but these people are bad at Christmas.
Everyone who takes down their tree on the 26th is a quitter and premature celebrator.
I don’t care your reason but these people are bad at Christmas.
December 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Y’all know the 12 days of Christmas actually start on the 25th. Right?
Everyone who takes down their tree on the 26th is a quitter and premature celebrator.
I don’t care your reason but these people are bad at Christmas.
Everyone who takes down their tree on the 26th is a quitter and premature celebrator.
I don’t care your reason but these people are bad at Christmas.
You get 1 teacher to teach you magic.
December 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You get 1 teacher to teach you magic.
Had a telehealth appointment to get back on a weight loss drug and diet regimen. New clinician came at me with diet tips of organ meat and rendering my own fat from ducks and buying the expensive sprouted grain bread from the freezer section and I'm all like
a man in a suit and tie says slow down ranger on a snl show
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says slow down ranger on a snl show
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December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Had a telehealth appointment to get back on a weight loss drug and diet regimen. New clinician came at me with diet tips of organ meat and rendering my own fat from ducks and buying the expensive sprouted grain bread from the freezer section and I'm all like
I’ve been staring at this stupid NYT Spelling Bee for an hour because I’m one point away from Genius. English has lost all meaning for me.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’ve been staring at this stupid NYT Spelling Bee for an hour because I’m one point away from Genius. English has lost all meaning for me.
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social How rude
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social How rude
@lalalaurenrose.bsky.social Me when I hear you talking about tweaking Fatty‘s balls: 👀👀👀
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@lalalaurenrose.bsky.social Me when I hear you talking about tweaking Fatty‘s balls: 👀👀👀
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Rabbit rabbit
a christmas card with a snowman santa hats and presents
ALT: a christmas card with a snowman santa hats and presents
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December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Rabbit rabbit
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I’m this type of Christian
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m this type of Christian
I’ve been seeing my therapist weekly for 6 years. Today, for the first time, she said I might be ready to start talking about ending our sessions. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I’ve been seeing my therapist weekly for 6 years. Today, for the first time, she said I might be ready to start talking about ending our sessions. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social I had no idea that the BFO birthday song could go on that long. There were so many key changes, that poor singer had his balls drop three or four times.
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social I had no idea that the BFO birthday song could go on that long. There were so many key changes, that poor singer had his balls drop three or four times.
About to try Pope, Yes chicken for the first time.
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
About to try Pope, Yes chicken for the first time.
Good morning Ms. Bacon. 🥓 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Good morning Ms. Bacon. 🥓 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social
Merriam-Webster stirring the pot today!
October 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Merriam-Webster stirring the pot today!
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Cover of best selling 2029 History of The Second Trump Presidency just dropped.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cover of best selling 2029 History of The Second Trump Presidency just dropped.
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social I assume this was recorded while you were at Rat World
October 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social I assume this was recorded while you were at Rat World
That compost pile works different in Rancho Cucamonga
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 PM
That compost pile works different in Rancho Cucamonga
We’re finally at the point where my therapist of six years told me for the first time today: “yeah, that’s some next level family dysfunction.“
How was your day?
How was your day?
September 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We’re finally at the point where my therapist of six years told me for the first time today: “yeah, that’s some next level family dysfunction.“
How was your day?
How was your day?
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Thinking of you
September 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Thinking of you
Staying at a very rustic motel, which has an onsite cat named Skittles. As I was sitting on a bench outside, it came and jumped right in my lap. Cats are always able to find the guy who’s not into cats, and latch onto them.
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Staying at a very rustic motel, which has an onsite cat named Skittles. As I was sitting on a bench outside, it came and jumped right in my lap. Cats are always able to find the guy who’s not into cats, and latch onto them.
Saw your mom; she says “hey.”
September 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Saw your mom; she says “hey.”
Just landed at the airport and I’ve already had multiple bear sightings.
September 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Just landed at the airport and I’ve already had multiple bear sightings.
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social you do know that it’s possible to melt butter in a pan on the stovetop, right? I’d hate for you to think that you have to go to your bathroom appliances every time your microwave is down.
September 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@bigfattyonline.bsky.social you do know that it’s possible to melt butter in a pan on the stovetop, right? I’d hate for you to think that you have to go to your bathroom appliances every time your microwave is down.
@laffingbuddha.bsky.social So nice to hear your voice on your little show!
September 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@laffingbuddha.bsky.social So nice to hear your voice on your little show!