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Clap if you think I should suffer | Chicago | he/they
Dick Durbin retire early bitch
Sen. Dick Durbin is co-sponsoring a trio of bills that seek tougher penalties on child predators on the internet. "It’s now time that we deliver for the American people," he says.
Durbin pushes for new crackdown on online child exploitation, sexual abuse
chicago.suntimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Just heard disappointing news that @warren.senate.gov will co-sponsor the Kids Online Safety Act again despite overwhelming opposition from LGBTQ, human rights, abortion rights, and racial justice groups.

This is a horrific betrayal of her constituents, particularly trans youth and their families.
Why Are Some Democrats Backing MAGA's Anti-LGBTQ+ Censorship?
From late-night host cancellations to removing LGBTQ+ history from government sites, politicians in both parties are contributing to the overwriting of the internet — a place where lots of queer and t...
www.teenvogue.com
December 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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the most revolutionary technological innovation of the last few years isn't chat GPT it's usb c ports on reusable batteries
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It seems bad that it now takes a week and a half for Walgreens to refill my prescription
December 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The CPD needs to be defunded, disbanded, and every single one of its officers chased from public life in the city
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I miss the beachhhhhhhh
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Oomf is gonna be such a cute bear in like five years 🫦
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Got to see my favorite duck today. Let’s celebrate THAT
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Which characteristics do you find undesirable, Julian? Quickly
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Targeted boycotts don’t have to be completely ethically spotless. They just have to be affective. Leaving Spotify for Apple or Tidal isn’t going to end AI or Imperialism, but it might end Spotify if people can stop being so fucking pea brained for half a second.
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Kinda feel like running my fingers through an oomf’s hair rn
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Me at the DMV today when they gave me the wrong tax document to fill out but I already had the correct one filled out before I even showed up
a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you
ALT: a man is talking to another man in a store and says i know more than you
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
this is the thanksgiving of the rest of your life
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Why the actual fuck is there someone leaf blowing my building’s courtyard at 9am on Thanksgiving?
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Preemptively blocking my dad’s phone number in case he tries to contact me tomorrow 😬
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I would erase the Jurassic World movies from existence and make Alfonso Cuarón do a proper reboot
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I love getting mise en place
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The people I know in Indiana always complain about the price of food in Chicago, but if you’re a normal, grown ass adult who buys and cooks food from the grocery store, that really just is not true
November 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The Illinois DMV is designed at every point to drive you to madness. I know everyone thinks this about their state’s DMV, but like, I know Indiana isn’t this bad
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Cannot possibly dream up a worse use case for an LLM than this
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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everyone thought zohran was the big story from two weeks ago but the national dems saw jay jones say "we gotta kill them kids" and end up +5 and went "oh we can run ANY BODY"
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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One of the things that the “immigration debate” in the UK really reveals is how little people actually know about how other people live. So much of immigration policy fails to work, even on its own terms, because it’s trying to solve problems that mostly exist in peoples heads
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Healthcare open enrollment season always makes me angry to a degree that I actually scare myself
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Chicago has had one 9/11 worth of people disappeared since the attacks began in September. Los Angeles has had two 9/11s since June.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM