Todd Alcott
@toddalcott.bsky.social
Graphic artist, erstwhile screenwriter, dude with cats
Another favorite gig from years gone by, these podcast icons for Tony Thaxton's Bizarre Albums podcast. The pink and gray one is based on a stereo test LP from the early 1960s, the others are midcentury label-centric 45 sleeves.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Another favorite gig from years gone by, these podcast icons for Tony Thaxton's Bizarre Albums podcast. The pink and gray one is based on a stereo test LP from the early 1960s, the others are midcentury label-centric 45 sleeves.
There are trees on my block that my dogs examine with the passion and intensity of a Talmudic scholar bent over the Torah
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
There are trees on my block that my dogs examine with the passion and intensity of a Talmudic scholar bent over the Torah
The perfect stocking-stuffer for your aging hipster relative, or youngster with good taste! toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The perfect stocking-stuffer for your aging hipster relative, or youngster with good taste! toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
I'll tell you one thing, I'm sick to death of people worrying about "innocent people" in the Epstein files. If you're jetting off to a billionaire's private island for a fancy party where teenage girls are passed around like cake, you are way far away from "innocent."
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'll tell you one thing, I'm sick to death of people worrying about "innocent people" in the Epstein files. If you're jetting off to a billionaire's private island for a fancy party where teenage girls are passed around like cake, you are way far away from "innocent."
I've been thinking a lot recently about George Lincoln Rockwell. He was the founder of the American Nazi Party, which sounds really scary until you realize it was pretty much just him and a bunch of his friends.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I've been thinking a lot recently about George Lincoln Rockwell. He was the founder of the American Nazi Party, which sounds really scary until you realize it was pretty much just him and a bunch of his friends.
THE ENTIRE WORLD: Kidnapping and raping children is wrong!
NOAM CHOMSKY: But surely exceptions can be made for intellectuals?
NOAM CHOMSKY: But surely exceptions can be made for intellectuals?
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
THE ENTIRE WORLD: Kidnapping and raping children is wrong!
NOAM CHOMSKY: But surely exceptions can be made for intellectuals?
NOAM CHOMSKY: But surely exceptions can be made for intellectuals?
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"5 out of 5 stars! The cards are beautiful and great quality!! So happy with this purchase, and already having a great experience with them in my readings 🤍" -- Kassidy, Nov 20, 2025 toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
"5 out of 5 stars! The cards are beautiful and great quality!! So happy with this purchase, and already having a great experience with them in my readings 🤍" -- Kassidy, Nov 20, 2025 toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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"5 out of 5 stars! The cards are beautiful and great quality!! So happy with this purchase, and already having a great experience with them in my readings 🤍" -- Kassidy, Nov 20, 2025 toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
"5 out of 5 stars! The cards are beautiful and great quality!! So happy with this purchase, and already having a great experience with them in my readings 🤍" -- Kassidy, Nov 20, 2025 toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
Another vintage assignment: the cover for a book about guitarist James Wilsey, who played bass for The Avengers and lead guitar for Chris Isaak and died of mass organ failure in 2018.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Another vintage assignment: the cover for a book about guitarist James Wilsey, who played bass for The Avengers and lead guitar for Chris Isaak and died of mass organ failure in 2018.
The fact that Noam Chomsky, one of the most outspoken critics of capitalism still living, was a big fan of Epstein, even after his conviction, just shows you that money ALWAYS sides with money. There are no exceptions.
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The fact that Noam Chomsky, one of the most outspoken critics of capitalism still living, was a big fan of Epstein, even after his conviction, just shows you that money ALWAYS sides with money. There are no exceptions.
Looking for a stocking stuffer for your angry anarchist friend, or the racist uncle you want to needle? My Propaganda Posters of the Class War postcard set both serves your needs and creates jobs for America! toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Looking for a stocking stuffer for your angry anarchist friend, or the racist uncle you want to needle? My Propaganda Posters of the Class War postcard set both serves your needs and creates jobs for America! toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
One of my favorite commissions, a wedding program designed to look like an 1880s Beadle's Dime Novel. The landscape, plant life, pose, costumes and covered wagon were all part of the directive. A really complicated project, but it came together well!
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
One of my favorite commissions, a wedding program designed to look like an 1880s Beadle's Dime Novel. The landscape, plant life, pose, costumes and covered wagon were all part of the directive. A really complicated project, but it came together well!
The band Thick, who are great by the way, featured in the new issue of Mani, talking about my Pulp Tarot deck:
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The band Thick, who are great by the way, featured in the new issue of Mani, talking about my Pulp Tarot deck:
Eh, maybe let's eat somewhere else
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Eh, maybe let's eat somewhere else
Here's an odd vintage project: a Norse couple asked me to do a portrait of their cats, but make it look like the cover of a Frank Zappa album. The building on the TinselTown Rebellion cover is local to their home town.
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Here's an odd vintage project: a Norse couple asked me to do a portrait of their cats, but make it look like the cover of a Frank Zappa album. The building on the TinselTown Rebellion cover is local to their home town.
Some more vintage idiocy, Samuel Beckett books re-imagined as 1980s Stephen King paperbacks:
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Some more vintage idiocy, Samuel Beckett books re-imagined as 1980s Stephen King paperbacks:
I haven't hear a lot from Stephen Miller lately, I guess he hasn't chewed through his muzzle yet
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I haven't hear a lot from Stephen Miller lately, I guess he hasn't chewed through his muzzle yet
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At some point, does the Overton Window open so far that the whole building collapses? If he tweets "I'M GOING TO DESTROY LOS ANGELES WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB" does that move the needle at all?
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At some point, does the Overton Window open so far that the whole building collapses? If he tweets "I'M GOING TO DESTROY LOS ANGELES WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB" does that move the needle at all?
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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At some point, does the Overton Window open so far that the whole building collapses? If he tweets "I'M GOING TO DESTROY LOS ANGELES WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB" does that move the needle at all?
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At some point, does the Overton Window open so far that the whole building collapses? If he tweets "I'M GOING TO DESTROY LOS ANGELES WITH A NUCLEAR BOMB" does that move the needle at all?
A rare photo of Samuel Beckett enjoying a Snapple:
November 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A rare photo of Samuel Beckett enjoying a Snapple:
Only 95 copies left of my Cryptid Poker deck! It will not be in stock again until March! toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Only 95 copies left of my Cryptid Poker deck! It will not be in stock again until March! toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
Just another normal day of the press secretary telling us the president doesn't REALLY want his opponents executed
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just another normal day of the press secretary telling us the president doesn't REALLY want his opponents executed
"5 out of 5 stars! Absolutely perfect! Sublime, superbly packaged and arrived quickly!" -- Les Arcanes on Nov 18, 2025 toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"5 out of 5 stars! Absolutely perfect! Sublime, superbly packaged and arrived quickly!" -- Les Arcanes on Nov 18, 2025 toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
"Hello! Tonight, we're going to show you some horrifying footage of real Nazi atrocities. But first, some magic tricks!" -- literally the plot of Nuremberg
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Hello! Tonight, we're going to show you some horrifying footage of real Nazi atrocities. But first, some magic tricks!" -- literally the plot of Nuremberg
New to the store! www.etsy.com/listing/4407...
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
New to the store! www.etsy.com/listing/4407...
Some of my Bowie pieces, at my Etsy shop: toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Some of my Bowie pieces, at my Etsy shop: toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com
Mike Johnson saw Nathan Thurm on SNL when he was a kid and said “Him. That’s who I want to be.”
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Mike Johnson saw Nathan Thurm on SNL when he was a kid and said “Him. That’s who I want to be.”