@toddmeyer12.bsky.social
I'd rather realign with their health care and education funding, but what do I know, I'm just a college-educated person who doesn't despise non-white people.
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'd rather realign with their health care and education funding, but what do I know, I'm just a college-educated person who doesn't despise non-white people.
But what happens when Trump pardons them? Because he'll do that on his last day in office, if not sooner.
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
But what happens when Trump pardons them? Because he'll do that on his last day in office, if not sooner.
John: I said, "LET ME FINISH THIS ONE!"
Brain: Fine. I won't let you remember any of the plot details for this novel unless you let me tell you my idea.
John: Dammit! I need to work on this!
Brain: I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM! HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM I AM! I GOT MARRIED TO
John: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Brain: Fine. I won't let you remember any of the plot details for this novel unless you let me tell you my idea.
John: Dammit! I need to work on this!
Brain: I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM! HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM I AM! I GOT MARRIED TO
John: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
John: I said, "LET ME FINISH THIS ONE!"
Brain: Fine. I won't let you remember any of the plot details for this novel unless you let me tell you my idea.
John: Dammit! I need to work on this!
Brain: I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM! HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM I AM! I GOT MARRIED TO
John: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Brain: Fine. I won't let you remember any of the plot details for this novel unless you let me tell you my idea.
John: Dammit! I need to work on this!
Brain: I'M HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM! HENRY THE EIGHTH I AM I AM! I GOT MARRIED TO
John: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Do you have a tapeworm that you're trying to punish?
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Do you have a tapeworm that you're trying to punish?
So send him down already!
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
So send him down already!
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy @nbcnews.com @abc7.bsky.social @cnn.com @ms.now @nytimes.com @chicagotribune.com @theguardian.com @reuters.com @apnews.com @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
So, will anybody speak up about how the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD is posting this nonsense? Anyone?
So, will anybody speak up about how the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD is posting this nonsense? Anyone?
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy @nbcnews.com @abc7.bsky.social @cnn.com @ms.now @nytimes.com @chicagotribune.com @theguardian.com @reuters.com @apnews.com @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
So, will anybody speak up about how the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD is posting this nonsense? Anyone?
So, will anybody speak up about how the LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD is posting this nonsense? Anyone?
Don't forget Steve Bannon
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Don't forget Steve Bannon
@latimes.com @nytimes.com @chicagotribune.com @postopinions.bsky.social So... Steve Bannon lays out the GOP plan to run Trump for a 3rd term, 22nd Amendment be damned, and your coverage is...where? This kind of story OUGHT TO BE an above-the-fold mega-font headline and we hear NOTHING??? Do better!
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
@latimes.com @nytimes.com @chicagotribune.com @postopinions.bsky.social So... Steve Bannon lays out the GOP plan to run Trump for a 3rd term, 22nd Amendment be damned, and your coverage is...where? This kind of story OUGHT TO BE an above-the-fold mega-font headline and we hear NOTHING??? Do better!
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov This should be the lead of your presentations until further notice! Especially during a government shutdown where, very soon, military families are going to have to stay going to food banks. Get on the ball and make Trump pay for this!
October 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov This should be the lead of your presentations until further notice! Especially during a government shutdown where, very soon, military families are going to have to stay going to food banks. Get on the ball and make Trump pay for this!
@richeisenshow.bsky.social Please tell Chris that Elton John called and that he wants his jacket back.
October 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@richeisenshow.bsky.social Please tell Chris that Elton John called and that he wants his jacket back.
@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov So. As your constituent, I think you owe me an answer as to why you allowed a National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk to go through on UNANIMOUS CONSENT! His death was a tragedy, but for you to just lay down rather than make any waves is disgraceful.
September 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
@schiff.senate.gov @padilla.senate.gov So. As your constituent, I think you owe me an answer as to why you allowed a National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk to go through on UNANIMOUS CONSENT! His death was a tragedy, but for you to just lay down rather than make any waves is disgraceful.
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It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time:
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society
2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
Interesting question here. This man is working to make one of our largest cities work better for everyone by demolishing GOP roadblocks. Why aren't you backing him?
Interesting question here. This man is working to make one of our largest cities work better for everyone by demolishing GOP roadblocks. Why aren't you backing him?
September 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov
Interesting question here. This man is working to make one of our largest cities work better for everyone by demolishing GOP roadblocks. Why aren't you backing him?
Interesting question here. This man is working to make one of our largest cities work better for everyone by demolishing GOP roadblocks. Why aren't you backing him?
Mike Judge has to be throwing his can of beer at the TV, screaming "COME ON! I wrote this DECADES ago!"
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Mike Judge has to be throwing his can of beer at the TV, screaming "COME ON! I wrote this DECADES ago!"
Will anybody ever respect our country - or its government - ever again?
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Will anybody ever respect our country - or its government - ever again?
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Just saw you on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
Live long and prosper, sir. Live long and prosper indeed!
Just saw you on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
Live long and prosper, sir. Live long and prosper indeed!
August 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social
Just saw you on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
Live long and prosper, sir. Live long and prosper indeed!
Just saw you on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
Live long and prosper, sir. Live long and prosper indeed!
There's an entire section of fictional novels in your local library explaining why this is a PHENOMENALLY bad idea.
August 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There's an entire section of fictional novels in your local library explaining why this is a PHENOMENALLY bad idea.
Should I spark the revolution by asking how you feel about the "pockets" in women's clothing?
August 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Should I spark the revolution by asking how you feel about the "pockets" in women's clothing?
They erected guillotines in France back in the 1780's for less than this...
That certainly takes balls to cut 17 million people off health care and then announce you're spending $200 million to build a new ballroom. Let them eat cake.
August 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
They erected guillotines in France back in the 1780's for less than this...
Because they know the average American slept through their high school econ classes, so all they have to do is say something about tariffs or interest rates, and the viewer will just change the channel.
July 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Because they know the average American slept through their high school econ classes, so all they have to do is say something about tariffs or interest rates, and the viewer will just change the channel.
Does... does the UNIVERSITY have anything to do with gender-reassignment surgery on MINORS?
July 31, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Does... does the UNIVERSITY have anything to do with gender-reassignment surgery on MINORS?
July 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
July 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM