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Miss Toe Beans

@toebeansmm.bsky.social

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Secret Ninja,Tiny dancer, British Bake Off Wanna-be, 🩵💙🩵Minnesotan, Democrat, perpetually exasperated, sings in the shower, occasionally screams into the void. No DMs, crypto, porn, trolls, creeps. #bluecrew #angret 🫘

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Jeff Tiedrich @jefftiedrich.bsky.social · 3d

live your life in such a way that the entire world doesn't laugh its ass off when you don't get the Nobel Peace Prize

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3d

Nobody likes you Fat Satan. 🔥

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Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 3d

Losing to a Latina is going to put him over the edge, God willing.

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Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 4d

Follow the money….

Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 4d

Rep. Jamie Raskin has sent letters to four of the nation's largest banks demanding information related to "more than $1.5 billion in suspicious financial transactions flagged by the banks tied to sex trafficking crimes committed by Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and their co-conspirators."

Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 6d

(Incoherent insults and screaming ensues from Bondi)

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Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 6d

It’s “the Toddler Defense” tactic clearly orchestrated by the White House. When confronted with the truth, scream, call names, and get red in the face.

Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 6d

It’s pretty clear any Republican in front of a hearing has been ordered to just scream and insult as a response. Only MAGA would buy that shit. “The toddler defense.”

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Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 7d

As one does….

Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 7d

a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .

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Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 8d

a man in a suit and tie is saying " please god just let this end "

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Dr. Mar 💙 @boldnewme.bsky.social · 11d

The President is unwell.

PBS comments: “his remarks were rambling and incoherent,” in multiple appearances.

The Guardian calls some of his speeches “baffling” and “weirder than ever.”

Cambridge analysis says that his statements often require “translation” or annotation to make sense.

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Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 11d

And so it begins…..

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Miss Toe Beans @toebeansmm.bsky.social · 11d

Thanks for nothing Minnesota republican representatives.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12d

Hegseth said yesterday he wants to ban any symbols of “superficial individual expression” by people serving in the military. Of course, he was probably talking about dangerous things like rainbows.