I missed the first concert discussion in chat today but mine was Andrew Bird with St. Vincent opening cuz I was a hipster in 2009.
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
I missed the first concert discussion in chat today but mine was Andrew Bird with St. Vincent opening cuz I was a hipster in 2009.
What if I got really into home aquariums and fish but only so I could keep those ones that eat the dead skin off your feet? Cuz my heels are ROUGH
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
What if I got really into home aquariums and fish but only so I could keep those ones that eat the dead skin off your feet? Cuz my heels are ROUGH
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Gonna use this as a thread to post a random image from my phone everyday so I can delete them from my packed library but also still have them because I’m a digital hoarder
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January 15, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Gonna use this as a thread to post a random image from my phone everyday so I can delete them from my packed library but also still have them because I’m a digital hoarder
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Does anyone have any reccos for markers?? Literally just for me doing goofy coloring books, they do not need to be artist grade lol
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Does anyone have any reccos for markers?? Literally just for me doing goofy coloring books, they do not need to be artist grade lol
Just remembering Zucker having an existential crisis on my island.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Just remembering Zucker having an existential crisis on my island.
Shaking and crying, love u all and thanks for the support.
Meeting up with my mom today to talk about boundaries and shit. I’m gonna throw up, I’m such an avoidant/non-confrontational person. 🤮 🤮 🤮
January 11, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Shaking and crying, love u all and thanks for the support.
Meeting up with my mom today to talk about boundaries and shit. I’m gonna throw up, I’m such an avoidant/non-confrontational person. 🤮 🤮 🤮
January 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Meeting up with my mom today to talk about boundaries and shit. I’m gonna throw up, I’m such an avoidant/non-confrontational person. 🤮 🤮 🤮
love to get texts from my friends
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
love to get texts from my friends
Nearing the end of my Mad Men rewatch and it’s always a jumpscare when I get to the last season and see my ex who dumped me to move to LA t become an actor as an extra with no lines. Dream big, dude.
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Nearing the end of my Mad Men rewatch and it’s always a jumpscare when I get to the last season and see my ex who dumped me to move to LA t become an actor as an extra with no lines. Dream big, dude.
Didn’t sleep at all last night bc Baby Toe had her cardiology follow up but I apparently didn’t need to worry because she is FINE and we don’t have to go back!!! 🎉
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Didn’t sleep at all last night bc Baby Toe had her cardiology follow up but I apparently didn’t need to worry because she is FINE and we don’t have to go back!!! 🎉
Not the Roblox SEPTA simulator.
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Not the Roblox SEPTA simulator.
My township police department Facebook page used to post people’s dui mugshots and I always thought that was basically like The Stocks™️
January 2, 2026 at 7:10 PM
My township police department Facebook page used to post people’s dui mugshots and I always thought that was basically like The Stocks™️
Not zaza at the pediatrician
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Not zaza at the pediatrician
I know you’re not supposed to respond to these but it already came thru as an iMessage so they have to know it’s an active number… but more importantly I wanna send something unhinged
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I know you’re not supposed to respond to these but it already came thru as an iMessage so they have to know it’s an active number… but more importantly I wanna send something unhinged
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The Grinch was right, all this shit looks annoying as hell
December 15, 2024 at 2:25 AM
The Grinch was right, all this shit looks annoying as hell
my mom accidentally sent a text to my husband and i that was meant for my one sister and it was super shitty about my husband. We were gonna go over there for Christmas dinner but now I’m just so sad and he’s pissed and ugh. h8 this.
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
my mom accidentally sent a text to my husband and i that was meant for my one sister and it was super shitty about my husband. We were gonna go over there for Christmas dinner but now I’m just so sad and he’s pissed and ugh. h8 this.
Handyman came to replace the faucets in the bathroom today and now we can only get scalding hot water from them. Love it!
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Handyman came to replace the faucets in the bathroom today and now we can only get scalding hot water from them. Love it!
Emotionally stable?????!
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Emotionally stable?????!
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
It’s moving day, I’m gonna throw up
December 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s moving day, I’m gonna throw up
Guys, do you think I should activate my streaming subscriptions?
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Guys, do you think I should activate my streaming subscriptions?