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normalize someone putting their entire weight on me
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Reading only first and last chapters #oilpainting #art
December 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Reading only first and last chapters #oilpainting #art
if i don't look at my inbox it can't hurt me <3
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
if i don't look at my inbox it can't hurt me <3
i have never been more confused by strands as i was today. by the time i was done i still had no idea what was going on
December 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i have never been more confused by strands as i was today. by the time i was done i still had no idea what was going on
just tried to type true and typed "trew". girl what
December 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
just tried to type true and typed "trew". girl what
got potato flautas for lunch and i'm still thinking about them. i could've eaten my weight in flautas
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
got potato flautas for lunch and i'm still thinking about them. i could've eaten my weight in flautas
i should be drunk for the level of gay feelings i'm having rn >:'
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
i should be drunk for the level of gay feelings i'm having rn >:'
we may not make it, but honey they'll say we tried.......
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
we may not make it, but honey they'll say we tried.......
finally grew a brain cell and made my cookie dough the night before i need to bake it so i'm not in a huge rush tomorrow evening
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
finally grew a brain cell and made my cookie dough the night before i need to bake it so i'm not in a huge rush tomorrow evening
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My painting OWL’S CLOVER
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December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My painting OWL’S CLOVER
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i've been like 70% of the way over this cold for 3 days now. if i don't get better soon i'm gonna lose it
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
i've been like 70% of the way over this cold for 3 days now. if i don't get better soon i'm gonna lose it
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If I spent half as much time thinking about why I make art as I do making it, I would probably be a little more successful getting it out there. My house is filling up, and little tiny jpegs don't do them justice.
"Phantasm"
36" x 48", acrylic on canvas.
"Phantasm"
36" x 48", acrylic on canvas.
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
If I spent half as much time thinking about why I make art as I do making it, I would probably be a little more successful getting it out there. My house is filling up, and little tiny jpegs don't do them justice.
"Phantasm"
36" x 48", acrylic on canvas.
"Phantasm"
36" x 48", acrylic on canvas.
lowkey want to buy a beard trimmer because i like the idea of having a little stubble, but for the tiny amount of facial hair i actually have it feels comically stupid
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
lowkey want to buy a beard trimmer because i like the idea of having a little stubble, but for the tiny amount of facial hair i actually have it feels comically stupid
bought myself a little coffee as a treat and they didn't add the foam on top
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
bought myself a little coffee as a treat and they didn't add the foam on top
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
the whole day i was sleepy and useless and then at 8:00 i took a shower and totally locked into work brainstorming mode. and now it's 10 and i'm wide awake
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 AM
the whole day i was sleepy and useless and then at 8:00 i took a shower and totally locked into work brainstorming mode. and now it's 10 and i'm wide awake
OH MAN i should also rewatch poirot
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
OH MAN i should also rewatch poirot
ooh i wanna go see the new knives out……
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
ooh i wanna go see the new knives out……
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there are of course many examples of political constituencies that have in fact killed scores of children (en route to some other evil goal), but I can't offhand think of any historical examples of a political constituency organized for that specific purpose
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December 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
there are of course many examples of political constituencies that have in fact killed scores of children (en route to some other evil goal), but I can't offhand think of any historical examples of a political constituency organized for that specific purpose
bought new sweatpants and they are too comfy and i am glued to the couch 😞
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
bought new sweatpants and they are too comfy and i am glued to the couch 😞
oh they have GOTTA be shrinkflating thomas bagels. what the hell
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
oh they have GOTTA be shrinkflating thomas bagels. what the hell
why are men's pants designed for people with negative ass
December 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
why are men's pants designed for people with negative ass
finally cracked the code on getting myself to enjoy warm coffee (absurd amount of milk)
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
finally cracked the code on getting myself to enjoy warm coffee (absurd amount of milk)
mainlining cough drops in a desperate attempt to keep my scratchy throat under control in this waiting room
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
mainlining cough drops in a desperate attempt to keep my scratchy throat under control in this waiting room
why is car stuff so scary. i have to get my car smogged and i put it off for like 2 months for no reason
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
why is car stuff so scary. i have to get my car smogged and i put it off for like 2 months for no reason