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how do you fuck up this bad
December 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
how do you fuck up this bad
bought myself a little coffee as a treat and they didn't add the foam on top
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
bought myself a little coffee as a treat and they didn't add the foam on top
big agree from me and my persimmon display
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
big agree from me and my persimmon display
okay i'm a little mad that my glass fell 3" out of the dish drainer and broke, but more importantly why did it have to shatter into a million fucking pieces
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
okay i'm a little mad that my glass fell 3" out of the dish drainer and broke, but more importantly why did it have to shatter into a million fucking pieces
just turned on my smartwatch for the first time in a year and this poor thing has no idea what's going on
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
just turned on my smartwatch for the first time in a year and this poor thing has no idea what's going on
got an overpriced latte today that was literally eight fucking dollars after tip but the cashier was this rly cute trans girl
October 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
got an overpriced latte today that was literally eight fucking dollars after tip but the cashier was this rly cute trans girl
this guy that i had a huge crush on years ago just got engaged to his bf of like a decade and it deadass made my day i'm so happy for them 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭😭😭✨✨✨✨✨ like finally!!!
September 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this guy that i had a huge crush on years ago just got engaged to his bf of like a decade and it deadass made my day i'm so happy for them 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭😭😭✨✨✨✨✨ like finally!!!
went to st*rbucks and i... is this milk? did they just give me milk?
September 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
went to st*rbucks and i... is this milk? did they just give me milk?
look at my shapes. this took me at least an hour
August 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
look at my shapes. this took me at least an hour
watching videos on how engines work so i can understand chainsaws better
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
watching videos on how engines work so i can understand chainsaws better
god i haven't listened to blue neighbourhood in so long. anyways
June 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
god i haven't listened to blue neighbourhood in so long. anyways
this is embarrassing
June 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this is embarrassing
okay i'm going to make one post about this so i can get it out of my system and then never again. so unfortunately i've developed a completely inappropriate crush on someone. at work. and every day i go in and have a brief moment of
May 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
okay i'm going to make one post about this so i can get it out of my system and then never again. so unfortunately i've developed a completely inappropriate crush on someone. at work. and every day i go in and have a brief moment of
bought some matcha and it came with a little sifter lid. obsessed
May 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
bought some matcha and it came with a little sifter lid. obsessed
i love taking typing tests because they're a good ego boost but they come at the cost of being reminded that i have been WAY too online for most of my adulthood
May 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i love taking typing tests because they're a good ego boost but they come at the cost of being reminded that i have been WAY too online for most of my adulthood
you have GOT TO be kidding me
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
you have GOT TO be kidding me
WAIT OKAY i solved it the problem is that i'm an idiot /j (i had mono audio turned on in my settings which was probably a remnant from an era when i had a laptop with only one functional speaker)
April 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
WAIT OKAY i solved it the problem is that i'm an idiot /j (i had mono audio turned on in my settings which was probably a remnant from an era when i had a laptop with only one functional speaker)
okay so i went to screen record on my phone for proof and discovered something even weirder: it only happens when i play it on my computer
April 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
okay so i went to screen record on my phone for proof and discovered something even weirder: it only happens when i play it on my computer
i feel like this trying to sleep with my stupid joint pain every night
April 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i feel like this trying to sleep with my stupid joint pain every night