Tom
@tomgj.bsky.social
Bad bird site escapee
Stay at home astronaut
Straight, not narrow
He/Him, Ho/Hum
Spending time between unceded Ngadjuri and Kamilaroi countries
Stay at home astronaut
Straight, not narrow
He/Him, Ho/Hum
Spending time between unceded Ngadjuri and Kamilaroi countries
I was worried it might be plastic, phew.
If you're worried about her getting sick from your off kabana, a dog's digestive system is fast and short enough that te bacteria that makes food go bad never gets time to multiply before it's, ahem, expelled.
If you're worried about her getting sick from your off kabana, a dog's digestive system is fast and short enough that te bacteria that makes food go bad never gets time to multiply before it's, ahem, expelled.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I was worried it might be plastic, phew.
If you're worried about her getting sick from your off kabana, a dog's digestive system is fast and short enough that te bacteria that makes food go bad never gets time to multiply before it's, ahem, expelled.
If you're worried about her getting sick from your off kabana, a dog's digestive system is fast and short enough that te bacteria that makes food go bad never gets time to multiply before it's, ahem, expelled.
Oh no, she didn't eat the wrapper too I hope.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Oh no, she didn't eat the wrapper too I hope.
How does your client, Ofir Birenbaum, plead?
Like a whiney little bitch, Your Honour.
Like a whiney little bitch, Your Honour.
Cairo Takeaway countersues pro-Israel activist over News Corp’s ‘Undercover Jew’ stunt #auspol
www.crikey.com.au/2025/11/24/c...
www.crikey.com.au/2025/11/24/c...
Cairo Takeaway countersues pro-Israel activist over News Corp's 'Undercover Jew' stunt
The restaurant at the centre of the "Undercover Jew" saga has hit back at the man suing them for defamation.
www.crikey.com.au
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How does your client, Ofir Birenbaum, plead?
Like a whiney little bitch, Your Honour.
Like a whiney little bitch, Your Honour.
I thought only idiots used ai as a justification in a conversation, oh hang on
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I thought only idiots used ai as a justification in a conversation, oh hang on
Other audiologists too.
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Other audiologists too.
The most You Must Be Fun At Parties person in the world.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The most You Must Be Fun At Parties person in the world.
Reposted by Tom
Here's a cartoon from a few years ago about ole Pauline
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Here's a cartoon from a few years ago about ole Pauline
Reposted by Tom
Sussan Ley asks why Chris Bowen is “prioritising science” by attending a climate change conf in the Pacific, then blinks uncontrollably at the response
Albanese “Because it’s THE priority”
“Those opposite thought it was fine to make jokes about water lapping at the doors”🔥 #QT
Albanese “Because it’s THE priority”
“Those opposite thought it was fine to make jokes about water lapping at the doors”🔥 #QT
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sussan Ley asks why Chris Bowen is “prioritising science” by attending a climate change conf in the Pacific, then blinks uncontrollably at the response
Albanese “Because it’s THE priority”
“Those opposite thought it was fine to make jokes about water lapping at the doors”🔥 #QT
Albanese “Because it’s THE priority”
“Those opposite thought it was fine to make jokes about water lapping at the doors”🔥 #QT
. . . and I forgot an entire word
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
. . . and I forgot an entire word
Wow.
Comments about Australians not knowing the between N and M, then accuses you of racism because of a typo.
What a charmer.
Comments about Australians not knowing the between N and M, then accuses you of racism because of a typo.
What a charmer.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Wow.
Comments about Australians not knowing the between N and M, then accuses you of racism because of a typo.
What a charmer.
Comments about Australians not knowing the between N and M, then accuses you of racism because of a typo.
What a charmer.
Reposted by Tom
Atheists and leftists are perverts who hate traditional family values.
We love traditional family values so we invented a sex robot and an AI girlfriend whose avatar is the crush you’ve never spoken to.
We love traditional family values so we invented a sex robot and an AI girlfriend whose avatar is the crush you’ve never spoken to.
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Atheists and leftists are perverts who hate traditional family values.
We love traditional family values so we invented a sex robot and an AI girlfriend whose avatar is the crush you’ve never spoken to.
We love traditional family values so we invented a sex robot and an AI girlfriend whose avatar is the crush you’ve never spoken to.
Musk would be keen as mustard to announce his first digital encounter that wasn't his hand I reckon.
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Musk would be keen as mustard to announce his first digital encounter that wasn't his hand I reckon.
It's because techbros eventually want to fuck them
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It's because techbros eventually want to fuck them
Ah yes, totally forgotten about the ersatz Wiggles from the late 90s.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Ah yes, totally forgotten about the ersatz Wiggles from the late 90s.
Maybe it's time to disallow submissions from people not within a certain distance of a development?
A big battery located next to a substation, on land used as a gravel pit, attracts no objections from people within 50 kms. But long distance antis force a review.
reneweconomy.com.au
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Maybe it's time to disallow submissions from people not within a certain distance of a development?
I get it that the bridge is dark but haven't these people heard of torches, or is it just performative nonsense?
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The ‘outrageous’ reason these Sydney residents carry lanterns at night
There is no end in sight to the game of “bureaucratic ping-pong” unfolding after the state government declared an inner-city rail bridge unsafe.
www.smh.com.au
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I get it that the bridge is dark but haven't these people heard of torches, or is it just performative nonsense?
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I thought elon removed this feature very soon after he thought testing it in production was such a good idea.
Interesting, now we can see where the accounts are based.
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I thought elon removed this feature very soon after he thought testing it in production was such a good idea.
Reposted by Tom
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
Shaping up to be a warm 'un.
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Shaping up to be a warm 'un.
That's been a thing for decades.
Most of the old armageddon and asteroid hitting Earth films were funded by christian groups.
Most of the old armageddon and asteroid hitting Earth films were funded by christian groups.
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That's been a thing for decades.
Most of the old armageddon and asteroid hitting Earth films were funded by christian groups.
Most of the old armageddon and asteroid hitting Earth films were funded by christian groups.
Are they Op-Shop shoes?
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Are they Op-Shop shoes?
Yep, also:
"Hello, my name is Tom and I watch reno shows purely for the fuck ups."
"Hello, my name is Tom and I watch reno shows purely for the fuck ups."
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Yep, also:
"Hello, my name is Tom and I watch reno shows purely for the fuck ups."
"Hello, my name is Tom and I watch reno shows purely for the fuck ups."
Just saw someone on the idiot box 'renovating' a caravan use a reciprocating saw like a jigsaw instead of a circular saw, @crowbartest.bsky.social.
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Just saw someone on the idiot box 'renovating' a caravan use a reciprocating saw like a jigsaw instead of a circular saw, @crowbartest.bsky.social.
Dipping sauces for tonight's *Lazy Boy Dinner.
*Frozen dumplings, spring rolls, pork buns etc. Whatever is in the freezer.
*Frozen dumplings, spring rolls, pork buns etc. Whatever is in the freezer.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Dipping sauces for tonight's *Lazy Boy Dinner.
*Frozen dumplings, spring rolls, pork buns etc. Whatever is in the freezer.
*Frozen dumplings, spring rolls, pork buns etc. Whatever is in the freezer.